They're moving Father's grave to build a sewer

They're moving Father's grave to build a sewer is a classic music hall song. The origin seems to be unknown but was revived by the Clancy Brothers.^[1] It was a favourite of Frank Muir's, well before the Brothers' time, who sang it many times on BBC Radio 4. It is usually sung in a straight key of C major, but can be varied.

Lyrics

Lyrics vary, but Muir's version is thus:

They're moving Father's grave to build a sewer

They're moving it regardless of expense.

They're taking his remains, to put in nine-inch drains

And provide the public with a nice new gent's.

It's such a lovely place behind the gasworks

With dandelions growing by the fence:

Now it seems a wicked plot

To spoil that lovely spot

Just for one old rich man's convenience.

— Frank Muir, A Kentish Lad

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