The Melting Pot (television programme)
The Melting Pot was an ill-fated television situation comedy on BBC2 in 1975.
It starred Spike Milligan, and was written by him and his regular collaborator Neil Shand.
Milligan played Mr. Van Gogh alongside John Bird as Mr. Rembrandt, father and son illegal Asian immigrants who are first seen being rowed ashore in England, having been told that the beach is in fact Piccadilly Circus. They hitch a ride to London in a lorry advertising Italian-made Yorkshire puddings, and find themselves at a boarding house in the fictional Piles Road, London WC2, run by Irish coalman Paddy O'Brien (Frank Carson) and his voluptuous daughter Nefertiti. The rest of the tenants include a black Yorkshireman, a Chinese cockney and a Scottish Arab. The "Melting Pot" of the title refers to the district of London where they have arrived.
The pilot episode, produced by Roger Race, was broadcast on BBC1 at 9:25 pm on 11 June 1975, and was followed by a recording of a full series of six episodes the following year, with a slightly different cast. Roger Race was replaced as director by Ian McNaughton, who had previously worked on Milligan's Q5 and Q6 series. However, the series was never transmitted. Milligan speculated that the programmes perhaps weren't funny enough, or that the cast changes made following the pilot episode had been an unwise decision, but the popular consensus seems to be that the BBC disliked the racially insensitive nature of the series as a whole. A book of the scripts of the series was published in 1983 by Robson Books, with illustrations by the cartoonist Bill Tidy, and Milligan later reused some of the situations and characters in his 1987 comic novel The Looney.
The pilot episode remains in the BBC's archives in the form of an off-air U-matic video recording. The unseen six episodes may exist in the archives too, as a smattering of time-coded clips - largely featuring Milligan's regular co-star Julia Breck - were leaked onto YouTube during 2016. They have since been removed.
During a 1994 televised interview with Bill Oddie, Richard Madeley revealed that one of his favourite Milligan moments had occurred in the pilot episode of the Melting Pot, and featured Milligan jumping over a garden wall and accidentally squashing a pet cat belonging to Rita Webb.
Cast
- Spike Milligan as Mr Van Gogh: an illegal Pakistani immigrant
- John Bird as Mr Rembrandt: Van Gogh's son, also an illegal immigrant
- Frank Carson as Paddy O'Brien: an Irish Republican landlord and coalman
- Alexandra Dane as Nefertiti Skupinski: O'Brien's voluptuous, South African-bred daughter
- Wayne Brown as Luigi O'Reilly: a black Yorkshireman
- Harry Fowler as Eric Lee Fung: a Chinese cockney spiv
- John Bluthal as Richard Armitage: an Orthodox London Jew
- Anthony Brothers as Sheik Yamani: an Orthodox Arab who speaks with a Scots accent as he's been learning banking at the Bank of Scotland, Peckham
- Robert Dorning as Colonel Grope: an ex-Indian Army, alcoholic racialist
- Bill Kerr as Bluey Notts: an Australian bookie's clerk, a crude racialist
See also
References
- Lewisohn, Mark (1998). The Radio Times Guide To TV Comedy. ISBN 0-563-36977-9.
- Milligan, Spike; Shand, Neil (1983). The Melting Pot. London: Robson Books. ISBN 0-86051-195-2.