Living Next Door to Alice

"Living Next Door to Alice"
Single by New World
B-side	"Something to Say"
Released	1972
Format	7" vinyl
Recorded	1972
Genre	Pop, folk
Label	RAK
Songwriter(s)	Nicky Chinn, Mike Chapman
New World singles chronology
"Sister Jane" (1972) "Living Next Door to Alice" (1972) "Rooftop Singing" (1973)
"Sister Jane" (1972) "Living Next Door to Alice" (1972) "Rooftop Singing" (1973)

"Living Next Door to Alice"
Single by Smokie
from the album Midnight Café (2007 Remastered Edition)
B-side	"Run to You" (UK) When My Back was Against the Wall (US & Canada)[1]
Released	12 August 1976
Format	7" vinyl
Recorded	1976
Genre	Pop rock
Label	RAK (UK) RSO (US & Canada)[2]
Songwriter(s)	Nicky Chinn, Mike Chapman
Producer(s)	Nicky Chinn, Mike Chapman
Smokie singles chronology
"I'll Meet You at Midnight" (1976) "Living Next Door to Alice" (1976) "Lay Back in the Arms of Someone" (1977)
"I'll Meet You at Midnight" (1976) "Living Next Door to Alice" (1976) "Lay Back in the Arms of Someone" (1977)

"Alice, Who the X is Alice?"
Single by Gompie
from the album Who the X Is Gompie!
B-side	various versions of "Alice, Who the X is Alice?" "My Brother Is a Rocker" "Slaves on the Run"
Released	1995
Format	CD
Songwriter(s)	Nicky Chinn, Mike Chapman
Producer(s)	Rob Peters, Ono Pelser, John van de Ven

"Living Next Door to Alice"
Single by Smokie featuring Roy 'Chubby' Brown
B-side	"Living Next Door to Alice" (Unbleeped)
Released	1995
Genre	Pop rock, parody
Songwriter(s)	Nicky Chinn, Mike Chapman

"Living Next Door to Alice" is a song co-written by Nicky Chinn and Mike Chapman. Originally released by the Australian vocal harmony trio New World in 1972,^[3] the song charted at No. 35 on the Australian chart. The song later became a worldwide hit for British band Smokie.

Plot

The song is about a young man's long-standing unrequited love toward the girl next door and his neighbour of 24 years, Alice. The protagonist had seen a limousine parked at Alice's home, learning through mutual friend Sally that she is moving away, and begins to reflect on childhood memories and his friendship with Alice, and becomes heartbroken as he sees Alice get inside the limousine.

As he watches the car drive out of sight, the protagonist feels regret about two things:

1. Alice leaving without explanation;
2. That, in 24 years, he never took the opportunity to express his feelings for her.

In the final verse, Sally explains that "Alice is gone, but (she's) still here" and that all the time that the singer had been pining for Alice, Sally herself had been waiting 24 years for her opportunity with him. As the song ends with the singer still hurt and having difficulty getting over his previous crush, the last words of the last verse hint at optimism (and a potential future relationship with Sally) as Alice's limousine disappears down the road.

Later versions of the song insert a profane interjection into the chorus (from the audience or a guest separate from the lead singer): "Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?" (sometimes bowdlerized to "hell" or "heck" for cleaner performances). These performances may also change a line in the chorus so that the singer's affections are as much sexual as they are romantic, and that the singer had hoped "to get inside her pants."

Smokie versions

In November 1976, the British band Smokie released their version of "Living Next Door to Alice". The single peaked at number five on the UK Singles Chart^[4] and, in March 1977, reached 25 in the United States. It was a number one hit in Austria, Germany, Ireland, The Netherlands, Norway and Switzerland. Smokie collaborated on a parody version in 1995 with comedian Roy 'Chubby' Brown, which peaked at number three on the UK Singles Chart, selling almost half a million copies.^[5]

Gompie version

It spawned a more risqué version in 1995 by the Dutch novelty act Gompie, titled "Alice, Who the Fuck Is Alice?". Their version topped the charts in the Netherlands and Belgium (Flanders), and reached the top 10 in Austria, Germany, Norway and Switzerland. In the UK, the song peaked at number 17, but its sales topped 150,000 despite its low peak.

Gompie is a project of Peter Koelewijn and Rob Peters. Peters, while visiting a bar called Gompie in Nijmegen, heard "Living Next Door to Alice" by Smokie. After the name Alice in the song, the disc jockey Onno Pelser turned down the volume and the crowd sang 'Alice, who the fuck is Alice?'. Peters realized it could become a hit record, contacted Koelewijn and a day later the song was recorded and released under the name Gompie.^[19]

The success of this version resulted in various similar versions, including a new recording by Smokie with blue comedian Roy 'Chubby' Brown. A dance version of "Alice, Who the Fuck Is Alice?" was released by The Steppers, reaching No. 2 on the Australian charts in September 1995.^[20] Actor Alan Fletcher, who plays doctor Karl Kennedy in the soap opera Neighbours, took up the song as "Who the Fuck Is Susan?" at fan events, in reference to his erstwhile fictional wife.

Other cover versions

Concurrent with Smokie's American success with the song, country music singer Johnny Carver released his own version of "Living Next Door to Alice". Carver's version peaked at No. 29 on the Billboard Hot Country Singles chart in April 1977.^[30]

In 1985, The Australian musician Kevin Bloody Wilson released "Living Next Door to Alan", a parody of "Living Next Door to Alice" imagining an Aborigine family living next door to Alan Bond, a famous Australian entrepreneur.

In 1996, Jimmy Sturr recorded the song under the title "Alice" on his album Polka! All Night Long.^[31]

The 1996 album The Smurfs Go Pop! by The Smurfs included a song to the same tune, titled "Smurfland".^[32]

The anti-Islamist street protest group the English Defence League sing "Allah, Allah, who the fuck is Allah?"^[33]

The Danish singer Flemming "Bamse" Jørgensen covered the song as 'Alice' on his 1977 solo debut Din Sang.^[34]

In 2016, to celebrate their team's success in qualifying for the finals of the 2016 European Championships in France, a group of London-based Northern Ireland football fans released their own cover version, as "Making Our Way To Paris" by The London Green And White Army, featuring Jinski.^[35]

Translations

In 1981 South Korean band Oxen 80 (옥슨80) recorded cover of the song with title "In A Lonely Night" (그대 떠난 이 밤에).

In Finnish, the song was recorded in 1977 by Kari Tapio, with the title "Viisitoista kesää" (Fifteen summers).^[36] The arrangement is by Veikko Samuli and the Finnish lyrics by Juha Vainio.

In Norwegian, there is a translation, "I 24 år har jeg bodd i samme gård som Anne". There are also other songs to the same tune. "Storholt, Stensen, Stenshjemmet, Sjøbrend åsså'n Hjallis" deals about the famous Norwegian speed skating team known as The Four Aces. The single was released in 1977 by Stein Ingebrigtsen & Store Stå and peaked at No. 3 in the Norwegian VG-lista.^[37]

A German version of the song, titled "Tür an Tür mit Alice", was a hit for Howard Carpendale in 1977. The single peaked at No. 8 in Germany^[38] and Switzerland^[39] and at No. 11 in Austria.^[40]

In Czechoslovakia the song was released on 21 February 1973 under the title "Alenka v říši divů" (Alice in Wonderland), performed by Karel Zich. There has also been a parody under the name Denis in Czech Republic.

In former Yugoslavia, Toni Montano made a song based on original tune and named it '10 godina' ('10 years').

A Russian version of the song, titled "Элис" (Alice) was released by Конец фильма(Movie End) rock band in 2001 as the closing song of their studio album Soundtracks (Goodbye, innocence)^[41]

References

Bibliography

• Whitburn, Joel (2006). Top Country Songs: 1944–2005. 
• Whitburn, Joel (2007). Top Pop Songs: 1955–2006.