List of ''Mr. Meaty'' episodes

Buffalo Burrito - Parker has very bad body odor, but Josh won't tell him for fear of his reaction. Meanwhile, Mr. Meaty is getting ready to introduce their new Buffalo Burrito, and Wink hires two actors to be Bucky Buffalo for the big intro, but they are zapped by the Mr. Meaty Security Bot, who is lurking around the mall. Parker volunteers Josh and himself to be the buffalo, and Josh is forced to get inside the buffalo costume with a very smelly Parker.

Schnozzola - Josh and Parker try to help Ashley Steinberg get a zit off of her nose with a special concoction, "Nuke 10", but it burns off her nose and they attempt to glue it back on with "Nose Balm 20". Soon they replace her nose with a sausage after her original nose falls into the deep fryer. Everyone likes the new craze for noses made of Meat.

The Fries That Bind - After Parker gets caught in a meat explosion caused by Josh, he storms out of Mr. Meaty. Not only did Josh refuse to apologize, he called him "Porker". But when Parker accepts a new job at the "Soy What" counter across the food court, Josh finds that he can’t cope without his friend and heads across the court to apologize. Instead, he discovers Parker about to be sacrificed, and eaten by a vicious soy cult. The two friends overcome their differences and battle their way free, armed with such delicious product.

Hamish - After Josh abandons Parker for a girl at the premiere of Star Raiders IV, Parker looks for a new best friend. He ends up making one out of ham and other meat from Mr. Meaty and names him Hamish. He and his new friend go to the movie theater to harass Josh and his date. (Written and directed by Jason Hopley.)

Nosferateens - Josh and Parker discover a vampire hiding in the freezer and decide that becoming undead is the perfect plan to get away from all the boring rules they endure every day working for Mr. Meaty. But they quickly find out that being vampires is not as cool as they thought. (Written and directed by Jamie Shannon.)

I Love Lizzy - When Lizzy, a new employee, arrives at Mr. Meaty, Parker quickly falls for her. She’s a messy eater, she likes Star Raiders, and her burps smell like his favorite burger combo. Only problem is, Josh thinks she’s pretty hot too. The two boys get into a game of one-upmanship, trying to impress Lizzy – a game that Parker wins. But when Josh discovers that Lizzy’s really a lizard-faced alien, He tries to tell Parker, but Parker doesn't believe him. (Written and directed by Jason Hopley.)

Parker's Date - When Josh talks Parker into going on a double-date with him, he has to change his buddy from zero to hero. Despite all the training, he still is a zero; and the date is disastrous. Until Parker finds a girl who talks a little Kalingi herself.

Unihorn - Parker finds a magic crystal and receives a unicorn horn with the power to heal. Josh gets jealous and summons the unicorn with the same crystal, only to become an ugly-looking horse himself!

Roast Beef Barb - Parker makes Josh a meat girlfriend. Everyone at the mall makes fun of her and Josh defendes her. Then Barb leaves Josh for a prime rib. (Written and directed by Jason Hopley.)

Doug of the Dead - A strange new device is brought to Mr. Meaty, called the SALIVATOR-X8, guaranteed to increase meat sales by 200%. When activated, it turns the patrons of the mall into meat-feasting zombies. Doug saves Josh and Parker from the zombies and destroys the machine.

Original Sin - In this flashback episode, Wink tells the story of how he first hired Josh and Parker and how they thawed out Mr. Carney and how Wink received an implant on his neck.

Dinkleman - Parker gains superpowers as a bonus from Mr. Carney, but when he sees that Josh is annoyed, he finds a way to make Josh feel more important. (Written by Richard Elliott and Simon Racioppa; directed by Jason Hopley.)

Parker's First Kiss - Parker gets a girlfriend, but is very nervous about kissing her. He turns to Josh for guidance. (Story by Jason Hopley, Jamie Shannon, Richard Elliott and Simon Racioppa; written and directed by Jason Hopley.)

Embarrassed To Death - A video leaked into the internet causes Parker to literally die of embarrassment, but it's not his time to go yet.

Nightmare on Josh Street - Josh throws a party while his family is out of the house, but worried about being cool, he will not allow Parker to come. Parker shows up anyway. (Story by Jason Hopley, Jamie Shannon, Richard Elliott and Simon Racioppa; written and directed by Jason Hopley.)

Geezers - Josh and Parker keep putting off the making of their Ninja Zombies movie, so their future selves, from 80 years later, who still haven't made the movie, come back and try to convince them to quit procrastinating. (Story by Jamie Shannon, Jason Hopley, Richard Elliott and Simon Racioppa; written by Jamie Shannon; directed by Jamie Shannon.)

Mama's Boy - Parker is sick of his mom babying him, so he moves out of the house. (Story by Jason Hopley, Jamie Shannon, Richard Elliott and Simon Racioppa; written and directed by Jason Hopley.)

Flinga Flonga - Josh and Parker find out that their childhood bully has returned to Scaunchboro, and they plot to get revenge on him. But Josh realizes that Brent has changed and tries to get Parker to call off their "intergalactic revenge." (Story by Jamie Shannon, Jason Hopley, Richard Elliott and Simon Racioppa; written and directed by Jamie Shannon.)