List of ''Celebrity Deathmatch'' episodes

Ice T: Vanilla Ice ran him over with a Ice resurfacer.

Vanilla Ice: Crushed by the frozen Ice Cube, who had been hanging above the ring on a crane.

Howie D.: Face blasted off by a laser beam from the Beastie Boys' robot.

Marlon Brando: Shoved into the Backstreet Boys' robot's exhaust pipe by the Beastie Boys (Death unconfirmed).

Backstreet Boys: Crushed inside their robot's cockpit when the Beastie Boys launched a fist rocket at their robot.

Random Audience Member: Accidentally disintegrated by a laser from Reagan's "Star Wars" satellite defense program.

Ruhollah Khomeini: Disintegrated by a laser from Reagan's "Star Wars" satellite defense program.

Siegfried: Teller launched himself from a missile launcher and blew him up on contact.

Penn Jillette: Eaten by Roy's white tiger.

Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston & Lisa Kudrow: When David Schwimmer hit the wall from the sitcom set in the ring, it collapsed on top of the girls.

Moses: Pharaoh impales him on a tiny pyramid.

Pharaoh: Harrison Ford knocks him out of the ring (death unconfirmed.)

Larry King: Crushed under a desk by Geraldo.

Jamie Lee Curtis: Slashed to death by the mystery killer.

No Deaths: Midway through the fight, the Mystery Killer attempted a phone call, which Nick then traced back. Sarah and Neve found that the ringing was coming from the platypus mascot (later revealed to be an actual platypus), and started to beat him up.

Paul Hogan: Impaled with a sharpened pole by Gibson and then tossed onto a barbecue grill to get fried.

Antonio Banderas: Repeatedly whacked like a piñata until his insides fell out after killing Castro, whom Cheech chose as his comedic partner.

Bono: Head crushed by Yoko Ono's statue.

Yoko Ono: Crushed in a folding couch by Fabio.

No Deaths: Busta Rhymes ran into the time machine and was transported back to Shakespeare's time of existence, making Shakespeare the winner by default.

Tami Roman: Head crushed by Puck's bicycle.

David "Puck" Rainey: Thrown off his bike into a tank of piranhas, which tear him apart.

Oliver Stone: Impaled through the eye by a camera that fell from a helicopter.

Pat Sajak: Sliced up by the rapidly spinning wheel after he is lowered into it, after incorrectly guessing the Puzzle of Punishment phrase.

Saddam Hussein: Wrapped in the American flag, then beaten to death with a flag pole.

No Winner: After killing Saddam, James Van Der Beek was arrested for desecrating an American flag, making the fight a no contest.

George Washington: Body blown up by fireworks (head stays alive).

Theodore Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln: After Lincoln is declared the winner, they are decapitated by some loose fireworks in the arena (both of their heads remain alive).

Ben Stiller: Bob Dylan electrocutes him using a lightning blast from a special suit he wore that allowed him to manipulate electric currents while plugged into an electric socket.

Sid Figgle: Jerry Stiller electrocutes him by pushing him onto the electric Bob Dylan.

Bob Dylan: When Sid is thrown onto him, Sid's belt buckle re-directs the electricity into Bob and kills him.

Moe Howard: Impaled through the eye with a plunger handle

Larry Fine: In an attempt to make himself younger using the time machine, Larry accidentally turns back into a sperm cell. He dies after he launches himself into Pavarotti's eye.

José Carreras: Curly smashed his face in with a reverse headbutt.

Luciano Pavarotti: Face ripped off by Curly.

Carrot Top: Popped after being inflated and turned into a balloon animal.

Don Rickles: Rodney Dangerfield punched Rickles until he was reduced to pieces, then cooked him on a grill.

Billy Crystal: Decapitated by Robin Williams.

Robin Williams: Cut in half by Whoopi Goldberg.

Harvey Keitel: Smashed into a brick wall after being launched from the ropes.

Robot Hugh Grant: Andy Dick tears his heart out, only to find that he was fighting a robot.

Robot Nick Diamond: Johnny ripped out his heart when he became too annoying.

Steven Wright: Intestines were pulled out through mouth by Chris Tucker.

Stacey Cornbred: Spontaneously combusts following unexplained stomach pains that lasted throughout the episode.

Cher: Bette Milder pours hot tar over her body and then flattens her head with a steam roller.

The Wolfman: When the Werewolf turned back into a human, he attempted to disqualify Frankenstein by saying he was already dead. Mills bought it and declared the Werewolf the winner until Frankenstein crushed the Werewolf's head, stealing the win from Werewolf.

Peter Criss: While attempting to use a top-rope attack on Chris Kirkpatrick, he falls off the turnbuckle and cracks his skull on the ring steps.

Lance Bass: Sliced deli-style by Paul Stanley's eye laser.

Justin Timberlake: Ace Frehley uses his signature move "Frehley's Comet" to flatten Justin against the canvas by jumping with him off the turnbuckle. Frehley then uses his guitar as a raygun to disintegrate Timberlake's remains.

Joey Fatone: Ace Frehley crushes his head with his guitar.

Paul Stanley: Gene Simmons tries to incinerate Chris Kirkpatrick with his fiery breath but Chris dodges the blast and hits Paul instead, completely incinerating him.

Chris Kirkpatrick: Earlier in the fight, Chris tied Gene Simmons to some balloons, making him float up to the ceiling. Later, Ace Frehley shoots the balloons, causing Gene to fall and crush Chris.

Keanu Reeves: Head explodes when Brad Pitt beats on his brain after Brad is transported into Keanu's head.

Brad Pitt: After killing Keanu, he transports into the arena. However, it explodes with him inside.

Kirk Fosnaugh: Spleen torn out by John Tesh.

Tiger Woods: Explodes after having dozens of tennis balls shot up his rectum.

Geena Davis: Stung by a scorpion while she was in desert on her way to the arena. She collapsed from exhaustion after releasing the CDM doves of peace from their cage, to which they immediately went feral on audience members.

Eriq La Salle: Edwards injects him with an intravenous bag containing malaria, causing him to turn yellow and decompose while at the same time, releasing lots of toxic gas in the arena.

Bryant Gumbel: Tossed through a window and sliced into various pieces by its destroyed glass.

Judith Sheindlin: Mills Lane shoves a lamp on her while she is knocked into a chair, causing her to be electrocuted.

Craig Kilborn: Tom Green puts a megaphone in Craig Kilborn's mouth and screams, blowing out the back of his head.

Pierce McCrack: Cousin Grimm rips out his spinal column and impales him with it.

Carson Daly: Innards torn out by Joe C.

Eminem: After kicking Joe C. up to the top of the arena, he falls on Eminem's head, taking control of Eminem's body.

Kid Rock: After not acknowledging Joe C's efforts to help him win, Joe C. (using Eminem's body) jumps on Kid Rock, crushing his chest repeatedly.

Kevin Costner: Eaten alive by a shark just like a cannibal after getting put into a package and mailed to the atlantic ocean.

Trent Lott: Senator Ted Kennedy steps on his head and crushes it.

Orrin Hatch: Senator Ted Kennedy beats him to death with a chair.

Several Jury Members: Senator Ted Kennedy crushes them when he throws a table and some chairs into the jury.

Phil Gramm and Richard Shelby: Heads smashed together by Senator Ted Kennedy.

Strom Thurmond: Died of a heart attack while watching the fight. He became too excited, which led to his cardiac arrest.

Tony Danza: Face ripped off by Salem Saberhagen.

Melissa Joan Hart and Salem Saberhagen: Crushed by a stake pole.

Reese Witherspoon: Sliced to pieces by the ropes after she is accidentally knocked into them by Scott Wolf.

Jennifer Love Hewitt: After the fight, when Jennifer is about to be crowned prom queen, Betty-Sue Olsen rips a rotisserie chicken out of Jennifer's stomach through her back

Pamela Anderson: Pamela overuses her upgraded radioactive breasts on Heather. This causes them to malfunction and then to explode Pamela to her death.

Tommy Lee: Lowered by Heather Locklear into a crate full of hungry baby tree monkeys.

Martin Lawrence: Head crushed by Kevin Bacon after Mills declared him unfit to fight.

Jesse Ventura: Kevin Bacon punches a hole through his body, climbs into the hole, and tears him in half.

No Deaths: While the Satyr is distracted by a woman in the audience, Nick shoves a Roman Candle up his rectum, which blows him in half. This does not kill the Satyr, but it is enough to end the fight.

Jack the Ripper: Impaled by the knives hanging in his coat when Sherlock Holmes buttons it for him.

Zack de la Rocha and Tom Morello: Crushed and sliced to pieces. Their remains are both stuffed into jars afterward.

Fred Durst: Is stuffed with metal objects via vacuum cleaner (in reverse). Each object rips through him when the turnbuckle magnets turn on.

James Hetfield, Mick Foley, and Mills Lane: After Mick Foley gets locked out of the arena, he shows up from the skylight and dives into the ring, causing it to implode upon himself, Mills and Hetfield. All three are later revealed to survive.

James Gandolfini: Flushed down a high-powered toilet.

Christian Slater: Robert uses a meat slicer, which he smuggled into the ring, to grind him to pieces turning him into porkchops.

Popcorn Vendor: Nolte dunks his head in his candy cart's deep fry vat.

Eddie Murphy: Nick Nolte tears his heart out and shoves it in his mouth.

Courtney Love: Dave Grohl chews through a wire holding a self-playing piano to the roof of the Dome of Devastation, causing it to fall on top of Courtney Love.

Paul Reiser: David Arquette puts a cell phone in Paul Reiser's head. The radiation emitted from the phone causes his head to explode.

Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins: She's sitting down on a table when Emily Robinson lands on it sending the table sky high and it whacks her head off.

Emily Robison: Smashed through a mirror when she is catapulted by Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes and bleeds to death.

Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas: Martie Maguire throws alcohol bottles into her mouth, then jumps on her head and her head is blown to pieces by the broken beer bottles.

Martie Maguire and Natalie Maines: Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes unties a chandelier that is above them and when it falls it crushes Martie and blows Natalie to pieces.

Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes: Hacked to pieces by Lucy Lawless upon trying to steal her trophy.

The Mummy: One of his bandages gets caught on Rodney Dangerfield's watch, causing the Mummy to unravel. Brendan hits him in the butt with a chair, causing the Mummy's spine to fly out through the top of his skull.

All Zombies: Explode after eating the chunks of zombie Stacey Cornbred.

Diana Ross: Head burned via x-ray machine.

Random Audience Member: Shot by Mills Lane.

Charlton Heston: Crushed by the collapsing Tower of Terror.

Keenen Ivory Wayans: A hallucinating Daniel smashes his head open while thinking he's a TV set.

Alec Baldwin: A hallucinating Daniel bites off his head while thinking he's a cop trying to arrest him. (His head remains alive and intact).

Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, William Baldwin and Stephen Baldwin: Are not saved from the rising tide.

Timmy Leland: Nick Diamond pushes him down a flight of stairs (Death unconfirmed).

Mike Myers: Dana shoved Mike's own right hand & pinkie finger through one of his nostrils which caused impalement into the top of his skull causing him to bleed to death within only a few seconds.

James Haven: Blown up by a bomb that he had fetched out from Angelina's ass.

Sandra Bullock: Angelina stretches out her lips and places them on opposite ring posts. She proceeds to suck in air, drawing Sandra towards her until her lips whip off the ring posts and slice Sandra in half.

Random Audience Member: Torn to shreds and eaten alive by Zatar the Alien while complementing Zatar.

Potato Khan: Is sliced by a grate that Cousin Grimm was holding. He regenerates as numerous small pieces, he doesn't die since he eventually recomposes after killing Cousin Grimm.

Cousin Grimm: After eating the small remains of Potato Khan, they get into his brain, hurting him from the inside. He tries to get them out by smashing his head into the turnbuckle and bashing his head with his club, the end result being that he smashes his own head in.

Samuel L. Jackson: Sliced into pieces with a reciprocating saw and made into a birdhouse.

George Lucas: In an attempt to escape from fans, George Lucas gets caught in a Death Star-style garbage disposal and is eventually crushed at the end of the episode.

Celebrity Deathmatch Audience: Vaporized when Zatar blows the arena to pieces with a giant blast from his space ship. This was an obvious homage to Independence Day. It was revealed that Zatar did this as a plot to get back at Nick for breaking his eye three years earlier.

Joey Fatone: Head crushed against a wall (Mentioned to have lived next episode).

Several Audience Members: The Backstreet Beast stomps them flat when it takes control of the deceased Backstreet Boys' bodies.

Backstreet Boys: While in the form of the Backstreet Beast, Justin Timberlake & Chris Kirkpatrick electrocutes them with some electric wires.

Bob Costas: Murdered by John Tesh (actual death occurred before the show, but Johnny discovered his remains after this fight.)

George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg: Jumped on by Paul Newman and Robert Redford from the catwalks.

Popcorn Seller: Turned to stone.

Medusa: Steve Irwin accidentally decapitated her when she pushed him away after he put a ruck-sack over her head.

Cynthia Nixon: Kim Cattrall stuck her "back massager" into her throat and turned it on, vibrating Cynthia Nixon's head off.

Sarah Jessica Parker: Kim Cattrall slammed two high-heel sandals into her head heel-first.

Kim Cattrall: Broken in half by Kristin Davis's "back massager".

Katie Holmes: Died in the explosion of Keri Russell.

Celebrity Deathmatch audience: They all perished in the explosion of Keri Russell.

Several Audience Members: Blink-182 shot them at 98 Degrees like darts.

Random Bystanders: Jessica Simpson stomps them when they try to look up her skirt.

98 Degrees' Robot: Had its head knocked off after Jessica Simpson blew into a manhole and sent the lid of another one flying.

98 Degrees: George W. Bush launched a missile to destroy 98 Degrees's robot because 98 Degrees' robot went out of control, but his watch was fast, causing him to launch it too early. When the missile was about to land in the city, the giant Jessica Simpson threw the 98 Degrees robot's head at the missile to stop it, blowing up the band in the process.

Meat Loaf: First, his head was cracked open after he landed headfirst on the steel chairs leading to the ring. He was later revived by fans in the audience who were listening to his trademark baseline. But, in a direct imitation of Korn's music video Freak on a Leash, he was shot by a piece of corn that came from Jonathan Davis's butt after it ricochets around the arena and bounces off the turnbuckle after the latter was kicked into the booth by Meat Loaf.

Michael Caine: Kevin Spacey put him under a heat lamp, causing him to plump up like a hot dog and explode.

Kevin Spacey: Eaten alive by Dave Thomas.

Dove: Decapitated (and brought back to life) by David Blaine.

David Copperfield's assistant: Head ripped off in an attempt for David Copperfield to upstage David Blaine.

David Blaine: Knocked into a piranha tank and eaten alive.

Corey Feldman and Harvey Weinstein: Impaled by the pole Weinstein was sitting on.

J.K. Rowling: The lightning activates King's mechanical leg, which knocks off J.K.'s head.

Halle Berry: Sliced in half by the motor fused with Shannen Doherty's head.

Missy Elliott: Stung to death by killer bees inside the "Mystery Box of Fun".

George Harrison: Paul and John ambushed him, citing him as the reason for the Beatles' breakup. Paul jumped on him and crushed his head.

Beck: Bach twists his neck and punches his head off.

Elizabeth Hurley: Dragged through the 'Pit of Puberty' grate by Anna Kournikova, her head was split open into half which also resulted in removal of her brain.

Rudy Boesch: Decapitated by Colby Donaldson using a stick.

Kelly Wiglesworth: Eaten by Susan Hawk.

Susan Hawk: Impaled on a little girl outside of the ring.

Jerri Manthey: Stomach exploded after being fed uncooked rice and hot water by Keith Famie.

Michael Skupin: Fell into a fire upon entering the ring

Keith Famie: Decapitated by knives welded on her shoes by Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Head crushed against the turnbuckle by Tina Wesson.

Colby Donaldson: Tina Wesson crushed his head between her breasts.

Colleen Haskell: Crushed when she is shoved inside Richard Hatch's butt.

Richard Hatch: Crushed against the arena wall after Tina Wesson throws him out of the ring by his penis.

The rest of the "Survivor" cast was eaten by Richard Hatch, leaving Tina Wesson as the winner.

Dave Matthews: Heart exploded after his circulatory system was filled with Keith Richards' contaminated blood.