King Size Dick
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Background information | |
Born |
Cologne, Germany | December 29, 1942
Genres | Rock |
Occupation(s) | Singer |
King Size Dick (born December 29, 1942 in Cologne; his real name is Heinz Ganss) is a German Rock music singer, who mainly sings in the Colognian language.
Biography
King Size Dick, a truck driver by profession, began his musical career in the 1960s in his home town of Cologne in several smaller musical bands. The first band he was a member of was called “Dick & The Shade”. Whilst serving in the armed forces in Wales, he was a guest singer in a band called Brian Poole & The Tremeloes.
In the 1970s, he performed together with the Bläck Fööss, whilst also working for them as their truck driver. He usually took on the role of singing the band’s successful song “Linda Lou”, which has since been inextricably associated with the name King Size Dick.
At the end of the 1970s, he joined the “Formation Dick & Alex“, together with guitarist and songwriter Alex Parche. They played German rock music songs such as Schweine in weißen Westen (which translates to “pigs in white vests”).
Awards
King Size Dick is the bearer of the 2002 Willi Ostermann medal; which is the highest official award of the Cologne Carnival.
Origin of the stage name
According to an interview with citynews-koeln.de, while Mr. Ganss was stationed in Wales with the German armed forces (Bundeswehr), he was asked to perform locally at social events, such as birthdays, which were potluck. At the end of the event, performers could take some of the food leftovers. Prior to this and currently, overweight people in Cologne are at times called the German adjective "dick", which means "fat". Another example of the use of the German adjective as a nickname is for the comedy duo of Laurel and Hardy, which Germans often refer to a "Dick und Doof", meaning fat and stupid, as per the German Wikipedia page on this topic. So this adjective ("dick") had become a nickname at home. During one of the social gatherings in Wales, someone asked Heinz Ganss his name. He replied "Dick", referring to the German adjective for "fat", or "large", or "bigger". The person who asked him presumed that this was a German word, as opposed to the English colloquial term for penis, and asked what the German word "dick" meant in English. Heinz Ganss replied: "Large". "Oh", replied the Welshman and paraphrased: "King size". Mr. Ganss stuck to that and thus his stage name remained "King Size Dick" (big and fat), with no intended phallic reference; which does not exist in German or Colognian anyways. In the Colognian dialect, the German adjective "dick" ([dɪk]) translates to "deck" ([deˑk]) as opposed to "Dick" which in Colognian, like in English, is also regarded a variation of the Christian name "Richard". Back home, his nick and stage names remained "Dick", even in the Colognian language.
Discography (incomplete)
Albums
- Wä op Zack es... (1979)
- Esu ben ich (1981)
- Letzte Naach (1990)
- Weihnachts-Zick (1991)
- Et Bess us "Kölle am Rhing" (1993)
- Kölsche Spezialitäten (1995)
- Loss mer all noh'm Dom jonn (1996)
- Jeseechter vun mir (2003)
- Weihnacht (2009)
Singles
- Macho-girl (1990)
- Wapapapa u.a. (1991)
- Kölle my love (1995)
- Halleluja (1995)
- Föttchensföhler Manni (1997)
- Luur ens Mathilde (1997)
- Ming Stadt am Rhing (1998)
- Maria (2001)
- Kölsche Evergreens (2007)
- C’est la vie leev Marie (2010)
External links
- King Size Dick – official Website
- King Size Dick at Musicline.de
- Video: "Heimweh nach Köln 2010" (Homesick for Cologne 2010) on YouTube
- Agentur Ahrens - Profile of King Size Dick from his Agent
- Diabetes Advice from King Size Dick
- Musical Video Clips featuring King Size Dick