Chewin' the Fat

Chewin' The Fat

Complete collection DVD cover
Created by Ford Kiernan
Greg Hemphill
Directed by Michael Hines
Colin Gilbert
Starring Ford Kiernan
Greg Hemphill
Karen Dunbar
Paul Riley
Country of origin United Kingdom
Production
Producer(s) The Comedy Unit
Effingee Productions
Running time 30 minutes
Release
Original network BBC One
Original release Scotland:
13 January 1999 - 31 December 2005
UK:
23 June 2000 - 22 February 2002
Chronology
Related shows Still Game
The Karen Dunbar Show

Chewin' the Fat is a Scottish comedy sketch show, starring Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill and Karen Dunbar. Comedians Paul Riley and Mark Cox also appeared regularly on the show among other actors such as Gregor Fisher and Tom Urie.

Chewin' the Fat first started as a radio series on BBC Radio Scotland. The later television show, which ran for four series, was first broadcast on BBC One Scotland, but series three and four, as well as highlights from the first two series, were later broadcast nationally across the United Kingdom. Although the last series ended in February 2002, six Hogmanay specials were broadcast each New Year's Eve between 2000-05, which were later offered on DVD when purchasing the Scottish Sun.

Chewin' the Fat gave rise to the spin-off show Still Game, a sitcom focusing on the two elderly friends, Jack and Victor.

The series was mostly filmed in and around Glasgow and occasionally West Dunbartonshire.

The English idiom to chew the fat means to chat casually, but thoroughly, about subjects of mutual interest.[1]

Recurring characters and sketches

Alistair and Rory
Two eccentric documentary presenters from the Scottish Highlands, fascinated with Scottish history and landscapes. They are constantly harassed by two neds, who often play practical jokes on the pair, taunt them, often shouting: "ya couple o' fannies!". The characters are partly based on the hosts of Scottish history programmes such as Weir's Way.
The Big Man
The Big Man is a tough Glaswegian gangster, and a stereotypical representation of an "Alpha Male", who turns up to solve people's problems by means of intense intimidation and violence. Keeping with the "hard man" theme, he has a very deep voice. The character first appeared in a parody of Scotland Today's "Call The Lawyer" section, in which people having problems could get legal advice. The writers knew that most of the neds the show often parodied would be likely to call for the assistance of the Big Man. The character was so popular after his first appearance, he appeared in other sketches; his catchphrase being: "Is there a problem here?"
Bish & Bosh
Two very dodgy painter & decorators who usually steal things from the houses they are working at. Their real names are Tony and Wullie. In the sketches, they are normally seen having a tea break talking about something inconsequential that one of them drags into depravity, only to be told by the other, "You've taken that too far".
The Banter Boys
Two camp men who are regularly found nearby places where Glaswegian banter is common, taking great relish experiencing the Glaswegian accent and patter in a variety of situations. This includes hiding out in a football team's changing room to hear the coach shouting at the players and taking a taxi ride in a complete circle back to where they got on, paying out with a £100 note for "the banter" they received from the driver. The two characters appear in the form of the stereotypical Kelvinside housewife, with the same pretensions and turns of phrases. Their catchphrase is "we're just paying for the banter". Their real names are James and Gary.
Big Jock
An overbearing, narcissistic golfer who enjoys to humiliate his fellow golf club members by making them do such things as: retrieving a £50 note from a dustbin, or leaving another £50 note on the bar to see who would be desperate enough to pick it up for themselves. He often remarks about the size of his wallet, such as how it would require a team of men to lift it, and makes his less well-off peers feel bad by publicly announcing to everyone how there is no shame in being poor, or a "jakey." He likes the sound of his own name and shouts it aloud often. He is typically very loud and likes to make bombastic speeches and has a habit of calling everyone Percy, even if it isn't their name. He also wins a lot of trophies, and makes sure everyone knows about it.
The Lighthouse Keepers
Two men who work in a lighthouse, usually featured at the start of the programme. One of them endures pranks from his work colleague while pleading "Gonnae no dae that?". They may have been based on two bored lightkeepers in an "Alas Smith & Jones" sketch during the 1980s. The pranks gradually escalate in severity as the series went on, going from simple jokes to excruciating torture of the psyche, including drawing bras and undergarments over the unfortunate man's pornography (seemingly his only form of sexual gratification available) and pretending that he has hanged himself. The final sketch ends with the lighthouse being blown up, the trademark "Gonnae no dae that?" phrase being spoken as the unfortunate lighthouse keeper watches his workmate sail away before the lighthouse explodes. Their real names are Duncan (played by Hemphill) and Malcolm (played by Kiernan).
The Lonely Shopkeeper
A lonely, bored woman working in a corner shop who is "stuck in the shop, day after day after day...", and therefore constantly trying to be over-friendly with her customers, usually inviting them for "individual fruit trifles", and invariably frightening them off.
The Man from Kilmacolm
A man who breaks cultural taboos or does something very anti-social. When challenged or criticised, he then explains away his actions by just saying "I'm from Kilmacolm", which would immediately win understanding of his superiority from everyone around him.
The Depressed Taxi Caller
This sketch features an extremely unlucky woman working as a taxi controller, who is always shown crying down her headset to the drivers about her terrible life and how her new boyfriends keep dying in bizarre circumstances. She generally smokes many cigarettes and drinks large volumes of whisky throughout the sketch, in order to "dull the pain". Her real name Is Fiona.
Jack and Victor
Two OAPs who get up to mischief, featuring the characters that were later to appear in the series Still Game.
The Janny
A school janitor who pops-up to try and fix everything from broken ankles to broken hearts with the liberal application of sawdust from his bucket.
The Boy Who Has Just Started Masturbating
A 14-year-old boy called Stephen (played by Gordon McCorkell) who is constantly embarrassed by his parents as they announce proudly to anyone they meet that he has just started masturbating.
Betty the Auld Slapper
A female OAP who has an obsession with recounting her sexual experiences from during the Second World War; usually sitting with her legs spread apart and skirt clearly open.
The Community Mobile Van
A van that brings various cultural amenities to the car park of a council estate. Ranging from things like swimming pools, to an art gallery, to a theatre. The staff of the van are often harassed by a ned or two walking past. In reality, such vans would contain something like a Mobile Library, or the "Bionic Bus" councils would send around council estates to keep local children amused.
Miss Gourlay, the Chemistry Teacher
A highly-strung teacher who gets overly offended by just about anything her class says, who take pleasure in winding her up as a result. Her catchphrase is " Right, that's enough!" Apparently based on a chemistry teacher Karen Dunbar had in her own school.
Ballistic Bob
A man who attempts to do a normal task, fails multiple times and ends up trashing the surrounding area in a frustrated rage. He was also featured in two Scottish adverts for broadband where he smashed up an entire office when a file took an infuriatingly long time to download from the Internet and his home study was wrecked when someone he was trying to call wouldn't answer the phone.
The Nightshifters
Two men who try to get some sleep for their nightshift, but are always interrupted by too much noise. They follow the noise, and upon finding the culprit(s), the men shout "Haw, we're oan the nightshift!".
Gretta
A female boss who hangs around two reluctant male employees at their desks whilst being obsessed with her moustache. Played by Karen Dunbar, the character appears in Series 4.
Sluich
Two Gaelic sock puppets that get up to mischief, such as finding a "package" on the beach, then discovering that it is hash and proceed to produce a Rizla. They speak a mixture of Gaelic and English to communicate with each other, with their conversations beginning and ending with "oola". It is a parody of the Gaelic children's programme "Dòtaman"
Mr. Simpson
A man with a whistling lisp, which often gets satirised by other people by having him say something with the letter "S" or the pronunciation of "S" strewn throughout, such as his niece and nephew having him read "The Night Before Christmas" from the beginning (the sketch begins with him finishing it, on the last sentence where the letter "S" not present.) So he reads it as (lisps are in bold) "Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse."
The Smoking Family
A family of serial smokers, who only spend their money on their incredibly heavy addiction of cigarettes. They have all lost their voices (due to throat cancer) so they have to rely on voice boxes to communicate – including Snowball the cat (who was white, and now has a nicotine brown-stained coat) and their young nephew Wayne (who hasn't lost his voice).
The Sewer Workers
Two sewer workers who find strange ways of amusing themselves in the sewer, including playing with faeces.
Ronald Villiers
The world's worst actor, with a gravelly, monotonous voice. Registered with the agent "Widdecombe and Pump". When presented with any script or concept, he invariably responds, "Ah can dae that", but he is incapable of remembering simple lines, often completely misunderstands the directions of the director, and attempts inappropriate ad-libs.
Gym Teacher
A flatulent Gym Teacher who demonstrates physical activity to his class, and ends up passing gas from exertion. After this happens, the class laughs at him as he then yells "Simmer down!"
The Sniffer
A woman who can smell "shite", often in the form of a scam or a lie, from a distance away. According to her mail, her name is Olive Actory, a play on olfactory.
The Shoe Sniffer
A man with an extreme fetish for sniffing other people's shoes, he usually distracts them and then sniffs them in a surreptitious manner.
Bob & Alan
Two overbearing salesmen in an electronics store who frequently try to put their "sales pitch" on expecting customers. They will usually attempt to completely confuse the customer, often using entirely fictional or inappropriate terminology to describe everyday electronics equipment. They also end up insulting the customers by using offensive and overly familiar terms, such as distorting the person's own name until it becomes a personal insult towards them.
Socially Awkward Car salesman
A car salesman (played by Mark Cox) who stands in a group with three other car salesmen that have a laugh with each other by making comments or noises in relation to a subject. When it gets to his turn, he becomes overbearing by making loud noises or gestures, resulting in the other car salesmen walking away in embarrassment.
Milk Lemonade Chocolate
Different characters in competitive, or disagreeing situations, who proceed to taunt the losing side by chanting "Milk Lemonade Chocolate", pointing to their breasts, crotch, and posteriors respectively.
Oo-oo-hh, fancy!
A sketch featuring a different group of people each time. The group will be comparing items (packed lunches, drinks bought at a bar, etc.). All but the last item will be stereotypically "normal" or "working-class" – but the last person will have something considered "posh". On hearing this sophisticated item everyone else in the group will put their hands by their cheeks – wiggling their fingers – and chant 'OO-OO-HH Fancy!'. The most infamous example is the "Cheese Baguette", as being slightly more sophisticated than an ordinary cheese sandwich.
Eric the Activist
A deranged animal rights activist who would do to a person what he/she is doing to an animal, such as grab a guy's lip when he is fishing to show what it feels like. His catchphrases are "Now you know what it feels like" and "'Mon the fish!"
Harry, Linda and George
An abusive husband, Harry often becomes unjustifiably angry and even verbally abusive to his long-suffering wife, Linda, if she makes the simplest of mistakes, such as during a game of Monopoly or Countdown. George – a family friend with a soft spot for Linda – always gets caught in the middle of these arguments while trying to stop them. The final sketch with the characters, based on a Hogmanay party at the couple's house, shows Harry's ultimate comeuppance, when Linda and George end up kissing passionately in front of him after he makes a fuss about some sausage rolls Linda said she'd made herself but had in fact, bought meat and pastry and "put the sausage rolls together" which, Harry tries to make clear, are not the same thing. They reappeared in Series 3 where they visit a zoo in episode one and a warehouse in episode four.
Tom Gallacher
A Glasgow merchant who sets up stalls around Glasgow in an attempt to sell sports socks at the price of "two for a pound".
Brenda
A woman who repeatedly injures (often seriously) her husband, she then shouts "HELP HELP, there's been a terrible accident!", in a very bored, insincere manner. Her husband then usually replies with "Brenda, ya bastard!". Another Brenda was introduced in Series 4, depicting an overbearing woman who would, at unexpected moments, go "My heart was like that", and tap on her chest simultaneously.
Rab McGlinchy
Rab is a stereotypical shellsuit-wearing, chain-smoking, hard-drinking Glaswegian ned in who is employed by the television company to translate the Scottish news, narrated by a newsreader, into the dialect of a Glaswegian ned. He is introduced "...and here, interpreting for the Neds tonight, Rab McGlinchy."
Singing Bar Boys
Many old men who sing songs, changing the lyrics for comedic effect. Some of these characters later appeared in Still Game.[2]
Archie – Couple o' plums
Two men harass their friend Archie in a bar. A typical sketch will involve Archie walking up to his mates and they start shouting "ARCHIIIEE" whilst fondling him. Often they will shout "TITTIES" or "COUPLE O' PLUMS". Archie then gets frustrated. In one sketch, he storms off after shouting: "Get aaf me ya pair ah bastards!"
Take a Drink!
In different situations, while several people are drinking (not necessarily alcoholic beverages), a person declines to drink. He/she is prompted to "Take a drink" by a constantly growing number of people until he gives up and accepts ("O'right then"), at which point everyone cheers him/her.
Foulmouthed Fishermen
Two fishermen aboard the trawler the "pearl necklace". They speak in a nautical sounding tone but the words used are rude and have very little to do with ships. Tending to make references to sex or various parts of the anatomy.
The Wee Girl with the Scooter
Often characters are seen to be injured in various ways, such as being run over or pushed down the stairs, and when looking around to see the perpetrator, they are faced with a smiling young girl on a scooter, accompanied by some light ice cream van-esque music. The injured party and anyone accompanying them respond by saying, "Awww" and seem to forget about what has happened to them, occasionally dying from their injuries.
Woman married to Derek
A woman on the phone to her mother recounting how great her husband Derek (who is never seen) is, unbeknownst that he seems to be a self-serving liar and cheat. An example is, when he travels to Tenerife without his wife; telling her it's because she has an old red passport instead of a new blue one (red actually being the latest and blue no longer valid) and she could not have a photograph taken because her teeth are "fillings with magnets" and would break the photo booth. The conversation ends when sheriff's officers appear to "repossess the beanbag" she is sitting on.
Taysiders in Space
A parody of Star Trek. It portrays what Star Trek would look like if it was made by Scots. The jokes included are set phasers to malky and when one of the captains collapses, the doctor runs to help and one of the officers goes to help but instead stares at his female colleague's posterior .

Cast & Crew

Main Cast

Main Crew

DVD releases

DVD title Release date Content
Series 1 19 March 2001 Series 1 Episodes 1-6
Series 2 17 July 2000 Series 2 Episodes 1-6
Series 3 9 April 2001 Series 3 Episodes 1-6
Series 4 5 August 2002 Series 4 Episodes 1-6
Series 1-3 boxset 1 November 2001 Series 1-3, The Live Show and Still Game Live
Series 1-4 boxset 23 February 2004 Series 1-4
Hogmanay 2000 2001 The Hogmanay 2000 Special with 30 minutes of unseen footage
The Live Show 27 November 2000 The Live Show
The Best of 20 November 2006 A selection of some of the best sketches

References

  1. ↑ Stuart-Hamilton, Ian (2004). An Asperger Dictionary of Everyday Expressions. London: Jessica Kingsley Publishers. p. 53. ISBN 978-1-84310-152-9. OCLC 54816881. Retrieved 10 April 2011.
  2. ↑ "Chewin' the Fat – Pub Singers" YouTube video
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