Cheese Shop sketch

Michael Palin (left) and John Cleese (right) of Monty Python performing the Cheese Shop sketch.

The Cheese Shop is a well-known sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus.[1][2]

It originally appears in episode 33, "Salad Days". The script for the sketch is included in the book The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus: All the Words, Volume 2.[3]

It was later reworked for the album The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief and appeared for one last time during Monty Python Live (Mostly), as a surprising coda to the Dead Parrot sketch.

Origins

The idea for the sketch came after a day of shooting in Folkestone Harbour, where John Cleese became seasick and threw up repeatedly while trying to deliver a line. During the drive back, Graham Chapman recommended that Cleese eat something and asked him what he fancied; Cleese replied that he fancied a piece of cheese. Upon seeing a chemist's shop, Cleese pondered whether the shop would sell cheese, to which Chapman responded that if they did it would be medicinal cheese and that Cleese would need a prescription to buy some. Giggling, they decided to write a sketch based on that idea. However, on starting to write it, they concluded that asking for cheese in a chemist's shop was too unrealistic. Wondering why someone would attempt to buy cheese somewhere other than a cheese shop, Cleese thought that they should instead write a sketch about someone attempting to buy cheese in a cheese shop that had no cheese whatsoever.

Chapman then wrote the sketch with Cleese, who did not initially find it humorous. When Chapman insisted that it was funny, they presented it at a reading for the other Python members. Though most of the other Pythons were also unimpressed, Michael Palin loved it and laughed hysterically, eventually falling to the floor. This amused the others and they agreed to use the sketch.[4]

Summary

Cleese plays an erudite customer (Mr. Mousebender in the script) attempting to purchase some cheese from "Ye National Cheese Emporium, purveyor of fine cheese to the gentry (and the poverty-stricken too)". The proprietor (Palin), Mr. Arthur Wensleydale (Henry Wensleydale in the TV version), appears to have nothing in stock, not even Cheddar, "the single most popular cheese in the world". A slow crescendo of bouzouki music plays in the background performed by Joe Moretti as Terry Jones and Graham Chapman dance while dressed in bowler hats and business suits. Cleese initially expresses appreciation of the music, being "one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean Muse", but as the sketch progresses it mirrors Cleese's growing frustration until he loudly demands the music cease. As Cleese lists increasingly obscure, unsavoury, and, in one instance fictional,[5] cheeses to no avail, the proprietor offers weak excuses such as "Ohh! The cat's eaten it." Cleese remarks that it is not much of a cheese shop, but Palin insists it is the best in the district due to its cleanliness, to which Cleese replies "Well, it's certainly uncontaminated by cheese." Eventually, Cleese asks if Palin has any cheese at all, to which Palin replies "yes". Cleese then tells him that he will ask the question again, and if Palin says "no", he will shoot him "through" the head. Palin answers "no" the second time, and Cleese immediately shoots him, then muses, "What a senseless waste of human life!" He then puts on a Stetson, and the sketch segues into Hugh Walpole's Rogue Cheddar and a link to the Sam Peckinpah's "Salad Days" sketch.

Cheeses

Forty-three cheeses are mentioned in the original sketch. In the audio version on The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief (MT&H) album and other live and recorded versions, Cleese also mentions Greek feta. In Monty Python Live Mostly, Stinking Bishop, Armenian String Cheese and Zimbabwean Rhinoceros Milk Cheese were also added to the list.

Table of legends

Color coding of table entries:

Table of cheeses

The table that follows lists the cheeses mentioned, in order of appearance, the reason given as to why they are unavailable to be purchased, as well as the source (Original sketch, other version(s)) in which that cheese was mentioned.

Cheese Shop owner's reply Source
Red Leicester “I'm afraid we're fresh out of Red Leicester sir.” Original
Tilsit “Never at the end of the week, sir. Always get it fresh first thing on Monday." Original
Caerphilly "Ah well, it's been on order for two weeks, sir. I was expecting it this morning." Original
Bel Paese “Sorry.” Original
Red Windsor "Normally, sir, yes, but today the van broke down." Original
Stilton “Sorry.” Original
Gruyère “No.” Original
Emmental “No.” Original
Norwegian Jarlsberg “No.” Original
Liptauer “No.” Original
Lancashire “No.” Original
White Stilton “No.” Original
Danish Blue “No.” Original
Double Gloucester <pause> “No.” Original
Cheshire “No.” Original
Dorset Blue Vinney “No.” Original
Brie “No.” Original
Roquefort “No.” Original
Pont l'Evêque “No.” Original
Port Salut “No.” Original
Savoyard[6] “No.” Original
Saint-Paulin “No.” Original
Carré de l'Est “No.” Original
Boursin “No.” Original
Bresse-Bleu “No.” Original
Perle de Champagne “No.” Original
Camembert “Ah! We do have some Camembert, sir.... It's a bit runny, sir.... Well, as a matter of fact it's very runny, sir.... I think it's runnier than you like it, sir... Yes, sir." (bends below counter and reappears) "Oh... the cat's eaten it." Original
Gouda “No.” Original
Edam “No.” Original
Caithness “No.” Original
Smoked Austrian “No.” Original
Japanese Sage Derby “No.” ("You do have some cheese do you?") Original
Wensleydale “Yes, sir. ... Oh, I'm sorry sir, I thought you were referring to me, Mr Wensleydale.” Original
Greek Feta “Ah, not as such.” MT&H
Gorgonzola “No.” Original
Parmesan “No.” Original
Mozzarella “No.” Original
Pipo Crem'[7] “No.” Original
Danish Fynbo “No.” Original
Czechoslovakian sheep's milk cheese “No.” Original
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese “Not today sir, no.” Original
Cheddar “Well, I'm afraid we don't get much call for it around these parts.” Original
Ilchester “I'll have a look sir.” <looks around beneath counter> “No.” Original
Limburger Customer: "Have you got...WILL YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY DANCING UP!?...have you got any Limburger?"
Shop owner: “No.” 		Original
Stinking Bishop Customer: "Stinking Bishop?" (Audience cheers)
Shop owner: “No.” 		Live (Mostly)
Any cheese at all Customer: “Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more. And if you say no, I'm going to shoot you through the head. Now, do you have any cheese at all?”
Shop owner: “No.” (customer shoots cheese shop owner) 		Original

"Venezuelan Beaver Cheese" is fictitious but, despite this, recipes for it have since been published. It has also been mentioned in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (PC game), Sierra's computer adventure game Leisure Suit Larry 7, and in the webcomic Triangle and Robert.

Pastiches and parodies

See also

References

  1. ↑ Launer, John (February 1, 2002). "The professor of cheese" (PDF). QJM. 95 (2): 133. PMID 11861965. doi:10.1093/qjmed/95.2.133.
  2. ↑ Simpson, Paul (2003). On the Discourse of Satire: Towards a Stylistic Model of Satirical Humor. Amsterdam: John Benjamins. p. 36. ISBN 90-272-3333-0 – via Google Books (preview). Perhaps the gag par excellence of the Python public service encounter archive is the so-called "cheese shop" sketch.
  3. ↑ Graham, Chapman (1989). The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus: All the Words, Volume 2. New York: Pantheon. p. 134. ISBN 0-679-72648-9. OCLC 54794550.
  4. ↑ digitalretro (October 19, 2009). Monty Python reunion NYC: Q&A about who wrote which sketch (HTML5). YouTube.
  5. ↑ Venezuelan Beaver Cheese is fictional (Annotated Flying Circus, Luke Dempsey, 2001)
  6. ↑ "Dorset Blue Vinney". Ask.metafilter.com. Retrieved 26 May 2011.
  7. ↑ ChefsRef Encyclopedia – Cheese French Archived 6 January 2009 at the Wayback Machine.
  8. ↑ "A bit of humor for this case...".
  9. ↑ "Albuquerque".
  10. ↑ "Space Cheese".
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