Tube Bar prank calls

The Tube Bar prank calls are a series of prank calls^[1][2] made in the mid-1970s to the Tube Bar in Jersey City, in which pranksters would ask the proprietor of the bar if they could speak to a fictitiously named customer. The fictitious names given by the pranksters were pun-like/homophones for other—oftentimes more offensive—phrases. Recordings of the calls were circulated widely on duped cassette tapes and may have been the inspiration for a running gag in The Simpsons.^[1]

History

In the mid-1970s, two young men—John Elmo and Jim Davidson;^[3][4][5] later known collectively as Bum Bar Bastards, or The BBB—began calling the Tube Bar located at Journal Square in Jersey City, New Jersey. The bar was owned by heavyweight boxer Louis “Red” Deutsch, and most of the time Deutsch himself answered the calls. During a call, the pranksters would ask Deutsch to call out fictitious, pun-like/homophones names such as “Pepe Roni” (pepperoni), “Hal Ja-Like-a-Kick” (how’d you like a kick), “Phil My-Pockets” (fill my pockets),^[6] “Al Coholic” (alcoholic)^[1][6][7] or “Mike Hunt” (my cunt).^[2][7] Most of the time, Deutsch would call out the names, unaware that he was subjected to a prank.

At times Deutsch would catch on, and when he did, he would respond with extreme hostility, shouting profanity, obscene sexual references (usually involving the caller’s mother), and threats of physical harm at the caller. He would utter threats such as, “I’m gonna break dem bones in your feet, so you’ll never be able to walk right again!” as well as “I’ll cut your belly open and show you all the black stuff you got in there!” Sometimes Red would offer the two pranksters a reward of $100 or $500 if they would show up at his bar in person, but they never took him up on the offer.^[3][8]

By the 1980s dubbed cassette tapes of the calls were shared between staff of several major league sports teams such as the New York Mets, Los Angeles Dodgers and Miami Dolphins. These dubbed copies of the calls were unofficially referred to as the Red Tapes or Tube Bar Tapes.^[9] The popularity of these prank calls spread throughout respective sports leagues, branching out to sports reporters and then into the larger media world.

Bar Location and Details

The Tube Bar itself was located at 12 Tube Concourse, Jersey City NJ, 07306 adjacent to the entrance of the Journal Square PATH station and across the way from the Landmark Loew’s Jersey Theatre.^[10] The small complex of commercial storefronts that included the Tube Bar was demolished in early 2009 to make way for the One Journal Square development project.^[11][12]

Legacy

• The 1981 movie Porky's included a scene with characters calling a bar asking for “Mike Hunt.”^[13]
• Animator and cartoonist Matt Groening apparently obtained a copy and incorporated the phone hijinks into a running gag on The Simpsons with barkeeper Moe Szyslak, who is partially based on Deutsch. Although Groening is a fan of the tapes, he describes the apparent connection between Red and Moe as “creative synchronicity.”^[14]
• During the 1980s, several different record labels released various edits of the tapes on CD, LP and cassette tape before the Bum Bar Bastards came forward in the 1990s to claim copyright of the tapes and officially release their version on their own.^[8]
• Sculptor Alan Wolfson created a miniature 13 inch by 13 inch by 13 inch sculpture of the Tube Bar facade—titled, “Tube Bar (1992)”—based on what it looked like in the mid-to-late 1980s; decades before its demolition in the 2000s.^[15]

Discography

See also

• List of practical joke topics

References

External links

• The Official TUBE BAR Prank Calls Website a site created in 2012 and run by Edward Heldman III
• Tube Bar: The Legendary Tube Bar Recording by Mike Walsh
• The Tube Bar Homepage
• TUBE BAR RED TAPES Complete Prank Calls Playlist
• Howard Stern Interview TUBE BAR Red Prank Calls - Jim Davidson (UNCENSORED) on YouTube