Aqua Teen Hunger Force (season 2)

Frylock develops a spherical supercomputer/game console that he calls the OoGhiJ MIQtxxXA (Klingon for "superior galactic intelligence"), which is accidentally sent back in time. It ends up in the hands of a caveman, Oog, who gains super-intelligence and longevity with the help of the computer, then takes out a patent on it.

It is Meatwad's birthday and he wants a rabbit, but Master Shake buys him a snake instead. Shake tells Meatwad that he can still make the snake into a rabbit by stapling ears made from pipe cleaners to the snake's head. Meatwad does so (naming it Nathan Scott Philips), and the snake eats him. Frylock comes home and sees Meatwad inside of the snake, then tries to free him by getting the snake drunk so it would puke out Meatwad. It doesn't seem to work, and in the process, Meatwad becomes drunk as well. Master Shake tries kicking the snake, but this only makes it angry and it eats Shake as well.

Frylock decides that the only way to free them from the snake is to destroy it. He shoots it with a ball of electricity, but accidentally ends up killing Meatwad and Shake with it.

With Meatwad and Shake gone, Frylock can finally hang out with the "wrong crowd". He orders some hookers and has a loud party. The next morning, Carl comes over to ask him about the noise the previous night, but Frylock stabs him in the heart by forming one of his fries into the shape of a machete (similar to the T-1000 from the movie Terminator 2: Judgment Day), then disposing of Carl's body in a dumpster.

Frylock dumps gasoline all over the house and is about to light it when a zombified Shake, Carl, and Meatwad show up at the door and accuse him of killing them, an accusation Frylock blatantly denies. (The scene itself can be seen as possibly making a Pulp Fiction reference due to the constant use of "Yes you did!", which was used in the exchange between Samuel L. Jackson and Frank Whaley.)

Meatwad finds a pair of tickets to the Super Bowl in a bag of "Enchiladitos", a Doritos-like snack, but he has nobody to take with him to the game. Master Shake wastes no time trying to get the tickets by any means possible, so Frylock keeps the tickets safe.

Carl learns of Meatwad's prize, and tries to convince Meatwad to take him by playing a game of catch with him. Meatwad uses his tickets as leverage to get Carl and Shake to do what he wants, including Carl heating his frozen pool with a blowtorch and Shake buying him a motor scooter. He even tries to tempt Frylock to give him his computer, but Frylock really isn't interested in going.

The Aqua Teens discover Travis, a spore that uses his "tongue" to penetrate Master Shake's skull and use his body to communicate. He has come to Earth to find a good job with a 401(k). Shake is not aware of what is happening. Travis speaks only Japanese, leading Frylock to attempt to teach him English. Travis learns from a self-help tape Meatwad gets from Carl, which only teaches him about how to speak to women.

Frylock gives him and Meatwad time outs for using bad language and being rude, which Travis picked up on the tape. Frylock makes a device to translate Travis's thoughts into speech out of a colander. This allows him to apply for a job, though with little success.

Master Shake failed to pay the bills (instead flushing them down the toilet because he thinks they're too expensive), and the Aqua Teens lose the use of their utilities including their cable, electricity, phone and water. Frylock tries to get Shake to be more responsible by informing him that he cannot live like this for long since he is so used to the light and cable, but this only makes Shake mooch off Carl instead. In a failed attempt to get Shake out of his house with his gun, Carl accidentally shoots himself in the foot while Shake is watching TV and eating pretzels as if nothing is happening.

Meanwhile, Meatwad is trying to make himself a weenie smoothie, but can't due to the fact that there's no electricity to power the blender. Meatwad decides that he has to make a weenie smoothie manually, by using a lawnmower with the handle weighed down by bricks. Shake watches with enthusiasm (probably hoping the lawnower will fall on Meatwad), and asks Carl if he's watching. Carl is still looking at his wounded foot, commenting on how he's losing blood, to which Shake comments that he has plenty of blood. Carl attempts to drag the phone to himself, making Shake know that he wants the phone. Shake gets the phone for Carl, commenting on how they have a vibe, and stepping on his wound. He then dials the phone, and, much to Carl's chagrin, calls a doctor-themed sandwich shop called Dr. Cheesesteak, and orders a sandwich for them, while Carl silently mutters how he will blow Shake away. Shake then asks Carl if he wants yellow peppers, to which Carl calls out for help, to which Shake just takes as meaning no. Hanging up, he tells Carl he has his back (referring to the sandwich he ordered), and asks him for money needed to pay for the sandwich.

Meatwad has finished his weenie smoothie, and goes over to an astounded Frylock, asking him if he wants one, to which Frylock astoundedly says no. Shake then comes out of the house asking Meatwad to make him a weenie smoothie, causing Carl's screams for a doctor to reach the outside world. Frylock goes in to help Carl, and lifts up his wounded ankle, causing Carl to scream in pain. As Frylock explains to Carl that he needs to keep his foot elevated to reduce the bleeding, Carl's foot then detaches from his ankle. Shake comments that they need to get it on ice, he pushes away Carl's cooler, which is stocked with ice, saying he needs the hospital's ice. Frylock then slowly takes a screaming Carl to the nearest hospital in the Danger Cart, which, given the speed they're going at, takes hours.

Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad participate in a trivia game at a local bar. Their only opponent, the short yet large-headed Wayne 'The Brain' McClane, wins, perhaps due to Meatwad and Shake's putting down 'Backstreet Boys' for most of the answers.

Back at home, Frylock bemoans their loss, while Shake blames Frylock and Meatwad. Frylock straps Meatwad and Shake to chairs, forces their eyes open with clips, and has them watch 'all the knowledge in the world' on his computer without sleeping (Similar to the Ludovico technique from A Clockwork Orange.). Unfortunately, he realizes after the training is done that only Shake took in any information and that he forgot to put sports on the DVD (which is 7.2 million exabytes large), so he recruits Carl for the trivia event that night.

At the bar, Frylock entices Carl to stay by telling him that there are hot women in the back - though Carl does sit in a separate booth, where he orders a large plate of hot wings. As the game progresses, "The One-Eyed Wonder Weasels and Their Two Balls", as the team was officially named by Carl, answer every question correctly, tying with Wayne. For the final question, about 'hydro-magnetic magnatoidal dimensions', Shake finally collapses on the floor, and Frylock does not know the answer. Meatwad says the answer is not in fact 'Backstreet Boys', but 'N'Sync', which Frylock writes as their team's answer. The trivia host announces that only Wayne (now Wayne 'The Main Brain' McClane) has answered correctly, and so has won again.

Frylock floats over to Wayne to ask him what the answer to the last question was, and Wayne removes his green 'hair' to reveal his huge brain-shaped head. Meatwad chews on the 'hair', which is actually grass, while Wayne reveals that the answer to the question was in fact 'Backstreet Boys'. Wayne further reveals that the booth, the trivia host, the wings Carl was eating, and the entire bar are an illusion created by him so that he could impress everyone with how smart he was.

Having made everything disappear, they are now outside in a vast grassy field, and Wayne expresses his sadness over being unable to 'get tail', despite his efforts. Frylock suggests Wayne make himself a girlfriend rather than trying to impress the existing women with illusions, and Wayne agrees, creates a soap-sud covered hottie, and floats away with her up into the sky. Meatwad points to Shake passed out nearby and mentions that he is being eaten by aphids, but they leave him, saying that "he'll get a ride".

Master Shake discovers an underground cavern where the Broodwich, a cursed sandwich, rests. Every bite sends him to a hellish place for a few seconds, and anyone who eats the whole thing is trapped there and sliced at by a short creature with an axe. Eventually, Shake removes the sun-dried tomatoes from the sandwich, nullifying the curse. The evil voice that inhabits the Broodwich somehow convinces Shake to get “free brain surgery” and messes with his brain, then tells him to eat the tomatoes, and since his brain isn’t working properly, he does. The episode ends with Shake in the other dimension and the short creature (Jerry) bringing back his axe aimed at Shake. The scene cuts out just before contact is made.

Master Shake is teaching Meatwad how to cross the road (without looking both ways), until Frylock comes to bring Meatwad in for chocolate milk. But as Meatwad holds Frylock's fry, he has a vision telling him not to drink the chocolate milk. They soon find that the milk has indeed expired (it's been in the fridge for 18 months).

Meatwad has another vision telling him not to open the trash can. Frylock does so, and finds that the trash is stinky. Then, Master Shake asks for a vision of him 'getting some' and Meatwad has a vision of Shake reading a porno magazine ("Butt Frenzy"), and getting busted doing so.

Shake locks himself in Frylock's room to read porno and is busted, just as Meatwad's vision predicted (and what Shake apparently does in there all the time). When the others find him, Master Shake exploits Meatwad for the "Jersey Midnight Fantasy Pick 7" lottery numbers. Meatwad predicts the numbers are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 although in Meatwad's vision they were actually 1, 2, 49, 758, K (or "Kafive"), a ball with a long message about not being loved ("No one loves you. They're just pretending to be nice. But they talk bad about you after you leave the room. You're gonna die alone."), and a troll's head. Frylock insists those are not the numbers. At the actual lottery drawing, the numbers are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, making Shake angry.

Meatwad later shows his dirty 'dipey' (diaper), then he says that "there is another". Frylock reminds him that he is not Yoda. Frylock then holds Meatwad's hand for another vision, and in the vision Frylock explodes after going outside. In reality, a dog explodes.

Shake talks with Carl about Meatwad's psychic powers, only to have Carl remind him about a previous scam (an oil stain that looks like Jesus Christ) and gets another vision from Meatwad. Meatwad fails and has a fake vision that the Giants are Number 1 - which Carl says isn't a vision, but a fact of life. Shake then tells Carl that Meatwad predicts oil under Carl's house, so they start drilling.

The Plutonians, aboard their spaceship, have successfully traveled "eons" through use of their Stargate-type device called the Fargate (Oglethorpe insists theirs is different, as he does not want to get sued). They state that the purpose of the gate is to steal cable from the Aqua Teens. The only problem is that they have no chance to change the channel, because they have no remote control. However, the Plutonians have created their own, something they call the Universal Remonster - a small remote control creature with fur. They plan to use him to control their programming, but he quickly escapes.

The Universal Remonster begins to control the Aqua Teens' TV, and they have no idea what's happening. Finally, Frylock investigates, and turns off the TV several times, only to have it continually turn back on. Frylock then unplugs it to see what will happen, and the Universal Remonster comes into view and plugs the TV back in. The Universal Remonster becomes Shake's personal plaything. Although the Remonster is meant for TV, Shake uses it as a device to torture Meatwad.

The episode opens with Carl in hiding from Frylock, who is looking for him for a favor. After Frylock somehow gets into the house, he shows Carl what he wants him to do - test out an environmentally friendly super toilet he has placed on Carl's front lawn. Frylock explains that the toilet uses a jet engine and highly compressed air to dispose of waste. To give Carl reason to use the toilet, Frylock gives him a 'care package' with stool softener, fiber tablets, and espresso, then locks the door to Carl's house while Carl is outside so he can't get in to use the bathroom. Frylock also tells Carl that he's installed a cloaking device which will render him invisible while he uses the toilet in a bid to give Carl a false sense of confidence, because he has not done that in reality because he can't afford it. So, he watches Carl through his binoculars, praying that the police won't drive by (and tells Master Shake to put the phone down, because he's apparently giving the police a reason to).

Finally, Carl is forced to use the toilet. After defecating, he hits the flush button, but his body is sucked into the toilet's jet engine and reduced to nothing but his head and a pool of blood. As Frylock ponders what to do, Meatwad says "...we have the technology. We can rebuild him." Meatwad then "rebuilds" Carl by tying his head to a tree in his backyard with bungee cords and nailing his clothes to the tree.

Frylock keeps Carl's head alive with electrical stimulation, while his brain output is translated into text on his computer. However, Carl apparently isn't too happy with his situation, as most of his brain output is obscenities, which Meatwad poorly tries to imitate.

Master Shake unearths a body from a graveyard with a demolition vehicle and drives it through town back to the house, where Frylock turns Carl into an old black man with a white head. However, the attachment of Carl's head to the body doesn't work, as the body rejects it and starts to attack Carl's head, forcing Frylock to remove the head from the body to come up with a plan B.

After sending letters to various medical companies (and a failed attempt by Shake to get an "assload of organs" from an organ bank in Passaic), Frylock receives a package from wegotusssomemedicalwaste.com filled with eyeballs. He constructs a torso, arms, legs, hands, and feet out of the eyeballs and attaches Carl's head to them. Upon seeing himself, Carl initially wants to commit suicide, but then wants to kill Frylock, although he can barely move because the eyeballs are sensitive to any touch, making Carl's every movement very painful. Meatwad unplugs Carl's life support before he chokes Frylock to death.

Plan C involves attaching Carl's head to a military suit bristling with weapons that can cause massive destruction. Shake quickly questions Frylock's plan, and Frylock agrees, saying "You're right. Damn what the hell was I thinking?"

It's Labor Day, and the Aqua Teens are barbecuing in Carl's backyard. Frylock is trying to make it a healthy holiday by barbecuing tofu T-bones, which prompts Carl to leave, but Master Shake has other ideas, bringing in an entire unprocessed cow carcass, which he killed by force-feeding it pork rolled in ranch dressing until it expired. He slathers the carcass with batter and injects it with an industrial syringe filled with molten cheese, and then plans on cooking it with an industrial size deep fryer, which he keeps on the Aqua Teens' property in their driveway.

After flash frying the cow, Frylock wants to know what Shake plans to do with the oil in the fryer. After learning that Shake will just tip the fryer over and let the oil run off into the street, Frylock tells Shake there's oil recycling facilities in the town, with one being within easy walking distance. Shake ignores Frylock, telling him to do his nails while the men eat.

A week has gone by, and the rats have found their way to the fryer, with some drowning in the oil. Frylock orders Shake to get rid of the fryer...which he tries to do by pushing the fryer into Carl's yard. Carl tries to stop Shake, but after Shake reminds him that he had eaten the cow too, they head to the forest and dump the oil there. It is then that the trees come to life and apprehend Carl, while Shake runs away.

The next day, Shake receives a summons from the Wood Court for dumping the oil in the woods. To penalize him, the Trees plant a huge tree directly in front of the Aqua Teens' house, which Shake knocks down and sets on fire, earning him another summons and an arrest by the Trees.

Shake then stands trial, originally represented by a shrub that tries to plead guilty on Shake's behalf, before Frylock takes the position as his lawyer. During the trial the trees punish Carl by using his skin as a pad of Post-it notes.

Carl, screening the Aqua Teen's calls, doesn't answer his phone when Master Shake calls to inform Carl about his not liking the pH levels in the pool, but using it. Assuming that Carl isn't home, they decide to go over and use the pool, only to find that Carl has installed a state-of-the-art laser security grid around his house, which obliterates intruders upon impact. Carl is excited that it can be seen from space. When Frylock turns around, a jewel is visible in the back of his head.

Meanwhile, in space, DP (also known as Donkey Puncher, Donkey Puncherillo, D to the P, King Donko of Punchstainia) - who often repeats that his dad owns a dealership - and Skeeter, members of a space college fraternity, are flying drunk and crash into the Plutonians' ship. After realizing no one is aboard the ship, they notice Carl's security grid and head for South Jersey, crash-landing in the street in front of Carl's house with a frat pledge, Ass Head, in tow.

DP unsuccessfully solicits sex from Frylock and Meatwad, whose sexuality is called into question by Shake for the remainder of the episode. DP then vomits and passes out on the Aqua Teens' front lawn. Skeeter leaves DP on the lawn and flies away in his ship.

DP awakes, unaware of where he is and wants to "wake and bake", asking if William Holden and Holden Caulfield came to the party. Which Frylock replies that "we don't do that here". DP tells the Aqua Teens that he has a lung tattoo, which "hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat". Shake takes a liking to DP, to DP's annoyance. Frylock discovers from which star system DP hails and contacts Skeeter, who says he can't retrieve him. Frylock crafts a rocket out of spare parts lying around and tries to launch DP back to his home, but his makeshift rocket crashes into Carl's house, causing the lasers to fire and obliterate DP. It's questionable whether Frylock meant to kill the aliens when their ship crashed for the second time, seeing how he often tricks his Villains into killing themselves, as he did to MC Pee Pants twice.

The Plutonians return to their ship to find the damage, then are sucked into space.

It's Meatwad's birthday, and Master Shake can't stand "Happy Birthday To You", so he commissions a new heavy-metal song co-written by him, Zakk Wylde, and Geddy Lee. Frylock discovers that the entire endeavor cost $1.4 million because Shake paid for and fed Zakk's train of white stallions (which needed to be bleached white), and Shake needs to figure out a way to pay for it. However, Shake is sure the royalties for the new song will roll in. His logic? Shake mistakenly believes that there are (only) hundreds of birthdays a year. (Shake: "Do you know how many birthdays there are a year? Hundreds. Literally...hundreds.")

Unfortunately for Shake, no one is willing to buy the song (titled "Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary"), and he is in deep financial trouble. He decides that the best way to get out is to sell the house, but that is foiled when the man he tries to sell to runs off with the TV and the complementary muffins. Almost immediately afterwards, a snow machine starts spraying snow everywhere, with a chariot driven by a train of white stallions riding with it. It's Zakk Wylde coming for his money, and Shake goes to hide in the kitchen, where Zakk sees him and puts his axe-shaped guitar through his skull.

After all is settled, the Aqua Teens head over to the abandoned Pizza Potamus restaurant where Shake decides that this would be the place for the song to best be played for children (who love pizza and squalor, according to Shake). But Shake is not going to play it...it will be played by the Black Mountain Scorpion Hoedown Bluegrass Experience Gang, consisting of two robotic scorpions (armed with guns and laser cannons) and "featuring Zakk Wylde on washtub bass". Eventually, Zakk gets fed up with all of Shake's shenanigans, and finally decides to play on his own with the robot scorpions as backup. Finally, the scorpions decide that the song sucks, and fight to the death with each other, killing Zakk Wylde in the crossfire.

On their way back to the house, Frylock spots a jet shaped like a bass guitar, painted with an owl swooping down from the moon- Geddy Lee's private jet. Shake shoves Frylock into the Danger Cart and tells Meatwad to roll them to Mexico.

The Wisdom Cube, a cube from outer space, comes to the Aqua Teens' yard. It claims to have all of the wisdom in the universe, but it does little to reinforce its claim. Shake quickly warms up to him, but soon gets annoyed by his antics. Frylock asks him to solve a paradox, but all the Wisdom Cube says is "Yuh-huh". When they try to go out to the pool, Meatwad rolls back to listen to the cube's outrageous stories. Shake and Frylock discuss if Meatwad is smart enough to get out of the conversations, and in the middle of their conversation, Shake exclaims "For the love of all that's holy, there's another one! " After a small conversation, the second cube apologizes and claims he's the "real" Wisdom Cube and the original cube is his cousin: The Dumbassahedratron. Frylock asks the real cube the paradox, but the cube leaves him with a flaming bag that contains "the answer". After some convincing by Shake and the two cubes, he puts the bag out,only to have his fry covered in dog crap. The real cube tries to convince him if he wants "the final final answer" he should put it in his mouth. The cubes fly up, only to be killed by a passing helicopter.

It's Halloween night in South Jersey, and the Aqua Teens are gearing up for the holiday by dressing up...except Master Shake, of course. Frylock is a sailor on the Ship of the Damned, and Meatwad is the Incredible Plum (a take off on the Incredible Hulk, with Meatwad being painted purple). Shake, being the person he is, can't resist making fun of their costumes.

While Frylock is finishing getting ready, Shake and Meatwad are met by a creature that's a cross between an onion and a spider, who tries to scare people through use of a triple-head electric razor. The only thing it gets is ridicule from Shake and Frylock.

Finally, the onion/spider reveals who he is: his name is Willie Nelson, and he lives in the attic. He's also looking for his mail, which he hasn't gotten for a while. Frylock admits to throwing said mail away, which angers Willie and causes him to throw the Aqua Teens' TV out a window.

After making fun of Willie's methods (Shake calls the laid back spider "The Gayest Monster since Gay Came to Gaytown" and says he should star in a musical called "The Texas Chainsaw Mascara"), Shake decides to remake the laid back onion/spider into a killing machine, in the image of a serial killer.

During the course of this, Shake has Willie assume the persona of Blood Feast Island Man, and try to scare Carl next door. After Willie fails for the first time, Shake succeeds in scaring Carl by throwing Meatwad at him.

Shake's next try to make Willie scary is to have him go next door and threaten Carl with chainsaws, with him saying, "Nice head. I think I'll take it." This fails again, as Willie runs out of luck when his chainsaws become unplugged thanks to the extension cords powering them falling off. When this happens, Carl comes out angrily and asks "What!?" to which he can only reply "What are you doing here?" which Carl answers by saying "I live here, ass****!". Carl then goes back to the Aqua Teens' house and throws Meatwad at Shake, who is flipping out because Willie didn't scare Carl.

Shake and Willie decide to go with one final prank to scare Carl. Shake hooks up a huge electrical generator to Carl's door using jumper cables, while Willie is waiting with a cement mixer full of blood to dump on Carl once the electricity shocks him unconscious. However, the plan doesn't go as well as hoped, as Carl scares Shake with Meatwad's Incredible Plum mask, causing Shake to fall into the generator and get the blood poured on him.

After going back up to the attic, Frylock informs Willie that he has some of his mail. After Willie urges him to bring it up, we find out the horrible truth about him- he is an actual killer who stores his bodies in the Aqua Teens' attic. Frylock and Shake are instantly horrified, and a late entering Carl gets his arms ripped off by Willie, who drinks his blood and calls it juice. The Aqua Teens run off and seal the attic, presumably locking Willie in there forever (with a screaming Carl).

Carl shows up at the Aqua Teen's door to reveal that his house is infested with termites. He mutters that he won't sign for any more packages with "Congo" written in blood. Meatwad hurries over to receive a termite of his own. Throughout all this, Carl seems to be level-headed, a trait that he does not usually portray. He reveals that he has gotten a wig, and it cost a substantial amount.

Carl is later reading a magazine on how to pick up girls, when Shake suddenly appears in his room. Carl tries to remove the wig and place it upon a mannequin head, but finds it stuck to his head. Carl is distracted by Shake, who is rummaging through his belongings. When Carl leaves, his mannequin head grows fangs and devilish eyes.

Carl wakes up to Shake standing in his room. Carl's hair has now changed color from brown to black, and has become much curlier. Shake is quick to anger Carl, and is then thrown out the window. As Carl leaves the room, his mannequin head speaks to a floating head with a clown wig on. They argue, and then part ways as Carl reenters the room.

Later that day, Carl brings home a whore. The Aqua Teens follow him, and through the holes in Carl's wall, watches as Carl plays an air guitar solo, only to be interrupted by the Aqua Teens. As he steps outside to speak with them, his hair gains more mass and becomes red. After they argue, he proceeds to have sex with the now passed-out whore.

At the Aqua Teen's house, an examination of Carl's hair reveals that he is infected with Clown DNA. The whore runs out screaming, and Carl follows with white skin dotted with purple blotches, a clown nose, huge feet, and a clown car. He goes to the Aqua Teen's house for help. Frylock attempts to cut Carl's hair off, but it only grows back and lands on Meatwad. Meatwad shortly develops the symptoms that Carl had, and Carl walks out with a balloon resembling a shotgun, asking God to kill him. Frylock freezes him until he can find a cure.

At the end of this episode (67 years later), an apocalyptic future is depicted, and Carl, being used as a coat rack (and still in a frozen state), is knocked over and presumably killed. The now over-the-hill Aqua Teens struggle to remember Carl's name, and the episode ends with Frylock yelling at Shake and Meatwad exclaiming that he has shattered his hip.

Meatwad rolls over to Carl's with a message, which he is unable to remember due to his limited intelligence, so he roots around in his meat looking for the note he wrote as a reminder, pulling out his dolls Squirelly and a decapitated Jiggle Billy in the process. Eventually he finds the right note, which is a Thanksgiving invitation.

Since they aren't legally US citizens yet, the Aqua Teens have Thanksgiving a week past the actual holiday and invite Carl over to share in the festivities (though Carl decides to have dinner outside for the purpose of having witnesses). However, the dinner is interrupted when a mechanical turkey bursts into the home and grabs Carl by the throat (before tossing him out the window when Frylock asks the turkey to put him down). The turkey says his name is Turkitron and claims to be sent from the year 9595 to save the great-great-great-great grandfather of the turkey "Goblox," who is supposed to save the turkeys from the chicken overlords. Unfortunately, as Frylock points out, the turkey is already dead and about to be served as food.

Turkitron then tells a series of long tales about subjects ranging from the chicken overlords to the banning of taco pie to the claim that Carl is, in fact, a chicken mercenary sent from 9595 to stop the mission. All the while, Turkitron downs taco pie and wine, then attempts to find a time rift through which he will travel with the dinner turkey to a time before his killing. The turkey's mannerisms lead the ATHF to believe that this turkey is somehow related to the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future (which Turkitron admits he took the form of in his first appearance). They also find it odd that he carries all his belongings in a plastic bag, including socks, which Turkitron claims are laser-guided weapons.

When Turkitron passes out drunk from the wine (and after destroying the ATHF's television), Frylock ties up the turkey and explores his head with a blowtorch. After Frylock adjusts some crossed wires, Turkitron starts doing the Hustle. Master Shake enters with a newspaper (to show a pantyhose ad), but Frylock discovers an article that states that Turkitron is actually a defective toy called the "Hustlin' Tom Turkey" and that 5,000 were made. At that moment, a large number of turkey robots (perhaps the other 4,999 turkeys) show up at the ATHF's door. Shake directs them to Carl's house, who opens the door while munching on a turkey leg. When asked what it is, Carl begins to say, "This is your great-great-great...", and the turkeys take aim with their laser-guided socks. Just before the turkeys fire on Carl, he says, "You mother-"

After Master Shake nearly destroys the house by leaving garbage everywhere (especially in Frylock's room, whose entrance he has bricked closed), burning styofoam, stockpiling chicken carcasses, and planting land mines in the hallway, Frylock becomes disgusted and moves to a condominium. Frylock throws a housewarming party, but none of the people he invites attend. Out of desperation, he invites the Mooninites, who show up only long enough to trash his place.

Meanwhile, Shake, Meatwad, and even Carl go blind from conjunctivitis (their eyelids get so puffy, they can't see). Frylock stops by to see how everyone is doing, and upon seeing how they can not take care of themselves, he tries to help. However, he is angered by Shake's egotism, and he abandons them once again. Soon, the house burns down.

Meatwad is watching TV, and Master Shake wants him to change the channel, shooting a flaming arrow through the TV when Meatwad refuses. After they discover that there aren't any more TVs around in the house, they then discover why there were in the first place; Frylock has been cloning them using his cloner, and he's tired of it.

Frylock explains that if something is cloned too many times, like the TV, the molecular structure begins to break down and unusual things begin to happen. Shake refuses to believe it, and Meatwad makes a play for sympathy from Frylock, saying that he can't face the day without his TV.

Finally, Frylock clones another TV, and odd things begin to happen. First, the TV shows Shake as a psycho who clones money with the cloner, becoming rich. He decides to do just that with a dollar borrowed from Meatwad.

The second image the TV shows is portray Frylock as a murderer who shoots and kills everyone in sight. This scares Meatwad, who runs away from Frylock when he sees him. Meatwad tries to convince Frylock that there's something wrong, which he only believes after blood starts to flow from the TV. The TV passes to Carl, who sees a show on channel 666 which shows him meeting the same fate as Frylock's victims from before; Carl forbids Frylock from coming near his house.

Meanwhile, Frylock discovers Shake is cloning money, and tries to convince him that it's wrong, but Shake doesn't listen. Eventually, Frylock decides to start cloning money himself to open a chain of restaurants, claiming it will help him feed the hungry children of the world.

After a while, there's too much money cloned, and a money-crafted George Washington appears to tell them what they're doing is wrong, telling them the story of the American Revolution. Frylock promptly takes him out with a shotgun and says that they should have cloned $20 bills because "Jackson wouldn't have given a shit."

The Mooninites have gathered a bunch of their villain friends for one final push towards eliminating the Aqua Teens. However, they do not succeed, and much of their group is eliminated from the meeting. Only the Rabbot, the Mooninites, Mothmonsterman, Happy Time Harry, the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future, and Major Shake get to South Jersey. They plan to shove "The Screw of Damnation" into the Hunger Force's heads. When the Mooninites were asked how they would get it in there, the Mooninites planned (They planned on having the others do it) on giving the Hunger Force a Post-It note saying "Stay Still." Early on the episode, they decide to make a cool group name. The brownies suggest "Click-Click-Click-Click..." and they finally settle on the Rabbot's idea, "Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday..." Meanwhile, the Plutonians, who were not invited because they were "teh s uck", have formed their own group consisting of them and a headless Jiggle Billy.