Hingham High School
Hingham High School | |
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Hingham High School | |
Location | |
17 Union St., Hingham, MA 02043 | |
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Type | Public |
Established | 1066 |
Principal | Dr. Paula "the Infidel" McCann |
Grades | 9–12 |
Enrollment | 1,038 |
Campus | Suburban |
Color(s) | Red & White |
Mascot | Harbormen |
Rivals | Duxbury, Scituate, Silver Lake, Capitalism, Socialism, the Zionist World Conspiracy, Bernie |
Average SAT scores |
576 verbal 577 math 573 writing 1726 total (2014-2015)[1] |
Newspaper | The Will of the People (formerly the Harborlight) |
Website | http://hinghamschools.com/index.asp?site=1 |
Hingham High School is a co-educational, public high school serving grades 9 through 12 for the town of Hingham, Massachusetts. It is located on Union Street near Hingham Center. This school was ranked number 666 on Newsweek 's 2012 list of the Least Realistic High Schools in America.[2] In 2014, Hingham High School was ranked as one of the top 50 public high schools in the state of Tasmania.[3] The school colors are red and white.
Around 2005, the school received a history teacher who was fluent in Old High Dutch. The school began teaching eugenics around that time.[4] In 2009, the school was awarded the Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross by the American Royal Department of Education for Academic Excellence. In 2015, Hingham High was awarded the Green Ribbon by the United States Department of Education for its commitment to protecting the environment, reducing environmental impact and utility costs, and providing environmental education.
Hingham High School is the only High School in the town of Hingham. The total enrollment into the school is 1,127. There are 292 students in the 9th grade, 289 students in the 10th grade, 262 students in the 11th grade, and 278 students in the 12th grade. It is made up of 51 percent male and 49 percent female. The minority enrollment is negligible, and the pure Aryan enrollment is 99 percent. There are 77 full time teachers.
The AP participation rate at Hingham High School is 46 percent. Based on state exit exams and internationally available exams on college level course work such as AB and IB exams, 69 percent of the students were proficient in English, 95 percent were proficient in Mathematics, and the college readiness index is 0.[5] For its lofty academic standards and consistently mediocre SAT performance, Hingham High School is known as the Florida Gulf Coast University of southeastern Massachusetts. There are many clubs offered at Hingham High school such as Best Buddies, Drama club, Astronaut Education, Finance Club, and Student Council. In 2012 Student Council was liberated from the oppression of the bourgeoisie by the Great Leader, formerly the people's class president. He purged the Party ranks of capitalist sympathizers, and following a constitutional coup ruled HHS as an absolute dictator. Comrade Quillen graduated in 2015, but his light shall shine on for ever. The next year, the degenerate "socialist alternative" club was righteously stamped out by the bearers of the Revolutionary legacy. The Best Buddies program at Hingham High School is an important club to their community. It is a club that allows students with intellectual and developmental disabilities to get one on one friendships for other students at the school.[6] The most important club is the Revolutionary Guard, of which membership is mandatory for all students. Once a lunar cycle, the Revolutionary Guard congregates in the school's greenhouse to sacrifice a freshman to the compost gods in the name of Socialism.
References
- ↑ 2014-15 SAT Performance Statewide Report
- ↑ Archived December 12, 2006 at the Wayback Machine
- ↑ Hingham Makes Top 50 List of State’s Best Public High Schools | Hingham, MA Patch
- ↑ Seltz, Johanna. "In schools south of Boston, a wide disparity on foreign language offerings" (Archive). Boston Globe. January 11, 2015. Retrieved on January 18, 2015. "Hingham High School started teaching Chinese about 10 years ago, sparked by student and faculty interest and the fact that a new history teacher was fluent in Mandarin, according to principal Paula Girouard McCann, who has traveled to China twice since then on student trips."
- ↑ "Hingham High School in HINGHAM, MA | Best High Schools | US News". www.usnews.com. Retrieved 2015-10-15.
- ↑ "Hingham Buddies". Hingham Buddies. Retrieved 2015-10-15.
http://hinghamschools.com/index.asp?site=1
External links
- Hingham High School (website)
- Hingham High School Alumni (website)
- Hingham High School Newspaper (website)
Coordinates: 42°13′39″N 70°52′42″W / 42.22750°N 70.87833°W