List of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide episodes

Ned gets a locker next to Timmy Toot-Toot and searches for a new one; Moze competes with Suzie to have the best locker in the school; Cookie's locker is far away from gym class and must go to great lengths to avoid being late.

Moze chooses Seth to be her project partner, but he refuses to do work; Loomer steals Ned and Cookie's baby for life science class.

Ned tries to get a better grade in science by becoming the teacher's pet, but he realizes that the only way to improve his grade is to actually do the work; Moze's math class goes wild when they get a student teacher prompting her to help him; Cookie cannot do well in his Spanish class because of his attractive teacher.

Ned tries out for basketball; Moze tries out for everything to compete with Suzie; Cookie tries out for cheerleading.

Ned plans to dance with Suzie, but is blocked by her relationship with Seth; Cookie gets a supermodel to come to the dance, but their time is interrupted by a Siberian Husky.

Ned tries to help Cookie win a spelling bee to stop the 'Killer Bees', a trio of students bent on winning.

Ned helps Moze learn how to smile for her school photo; Cookie looks for someone to take his perfect photo.

Ned is unknowingly nominated for president. He initially wants to back out, but Moze and Cookie convince him to run so he can beat Suzie and Doug.

Ned gets a new backpack from Backpack Boy, which he can't handle; Moze desperately looks for her backpack, which has her diary in it; Cookie invents the "body pack."

Ned and Cookie's friendship falters when Cookie joins the Killer Bees; Moze tries to make friends with the Huge Crew.

Moze and Ned face off in martial arts class; Cookie refuses to get sweaty, so he gets Seth to do his work for him.

Ned and Cookie get bullied by Loomer, so they try to get him kicked out of school; Moze starts a peer mediation program.

Ned, Moze and Cookie's bus is late; Ned tries to help Loomer ask Moze out, but he accidentally asks Suzie out; Moze makes friends with another girl named Jennifer; Cookie gives a tour of the school after hours.

Ned, Moze and Cookie try to get a class together, but they can't agree on what to choose.

Ned tries to thwart One Bite, a kid who takes one huge bite out of everyone's lunches; Moze wonders why Suzie won't sit with her at lunch; Cookie becomes paranoid after the lunch lady predicts that he will be creamed, crushed, mashed, and black-eyed.

Ned and Cookie team up for a video project, but they can't decide what to make their project about; Moze films a documentary on Mr. Wright, but he does not act like himself; Martin Qwerly becomes the laughing stock of the school after a video of him goofing around similar to the Star Wars Kid is discovered.

Ned starts a math-study group with the smartest kids to avoid his fear of math; Moze gets math anxiety when she doesn't understand what the teacher is talking about; Cookie moves up to 8th grade math and tries to make it fun for everyone; Gordy refuses to use math while trying to catch the Weasel.

Ned and Moze try to come up with ideas to beat the Monday morning blues; Cookie must help Gordy stay awake on Monday.

Moze bets Ned that he will never finish his project on time; Cookie invents a reminder system, which Lisa Zemo hacks into.

Ned offers to give a 5th grader a tour of the school, but the kid is very wild and unruly; Moze gets the attention of an 8th grader, Jock Goldman; Cookie must pretend that he is in 8th grade for Vanessa, a girl he likes.

Ned tries to fix his bad habit of saying yes to everyone; Moze tries to fix her trash-talking potty mouth; Cookie tries to replace his technology hoarding habit with something else.

Ned tries to help a new girl adapt to the school, but she claims Ned as her boyfriend; Cookie acts like a British man when he moves to 8th grade English, but he is afraid of getting exposed when there is an actual British kid in the class; Moze inadvertently starts a school cleaning olympics between Gordy and his new assistant, Jack, for the head custodian spot.

Ned, Moze and Cookie make changes to the school Web site, but problems arise; The Weasel takes control of the live webcam, which broadcasts embarrassing footage of Mr. Sweeney, who threatens to give the students detention for life; Moze is determined to take down a "Volleybabes" pop-up ad; Seth changes the password, but doesn't remember what it is, so they can't shut down the website.

Ned tries to create a cool nickname for himself after he is given the embarrassing nickname "Wedgepicker;" Moze tries to get rid of her nickname; Cookie creates a nickname generator, which Loomer uses to pick on people.

Ned, Moze and Cookie compete to collect the most recyclables to win a bike; Ned loses the guide in the process; Cookie strings bottles together and is considered an artist.

A dog eats Ned's homework, but Sweeney doesn't believe him until the dog eats Sweeney's work, so the two team up to catch the dog; When Moze blows off a date with Seth, she makes up an excuse that her grandmother is in the hospital, Seth wants to meet Moze's grandmother; Vanessa tells the same excuse to Cookie, but he doesn't believe it until he sends Vanessa's grandmother falling down the stairs.

The boys and girls compete in a car wash fundraiser.

Ned tries to find the right clothes; Moze attempts to be fashionable after she gets a ticket from Missy's "Fashion Police;" Cookie and Crony design "The Ultimate School Uniform."

Vice Principal Crubbs wants Ned to pursue a career as a vice principal; Moze pursues a career as a sports star with Cookie as her manager.

The class clown moves out of town, which causes the teachers to give more quizzes and the students to pursue a new class clown; Ned and Cookie try to be the class clown and even hold auditions to be class clown, but it doesn't work out; Moze finds a student to be class clown, but he refuses to act funny for anyone else.

Note: This is the only Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide episode that has not been released digitally.

Ned struggles to find a tutor to avoid summer school; Moze tutors 6th graders, but they all find her too attractive to learn; Cookie must work with Timmy Toot-toot on a project.

Ned tries to study for a test, but he is constantly distracted; Moze gets injured and must wear a traction device, which makes nobody want to talk to her; Cookie tries to sneak out of study hall to meet Vanessa, but the teacher refuses to give him the bathroom pass early.

Ned and Moze are afraid to break the news to Suzie that they kissed; Cookie's robot goes on a rampage.

Ned is made captain of the first team of dodgeball in gym class with Loomer as the other captain; Moze refuses to play after she thinks she hurt Coconut Head; Cookie turns to the dark side after he joins Loomer's team.

Crubbs plans to become the new principal after the old one retires by stopping all interviews; Ned and Cookie try to convince someone else in the school to interview while Moze and Gordy try to convince Principal Pal not to leave.

Ned becomes stressed that Suzie has another boyfriend; Moze becomes stressed that she will end up like iTeacher; Cookie competes with Evelyn Kwong for the best test grade.

The school puts on a production of Romeo and Juliet; Ned is determined to stop Spencer (Romeo) from kissing Suzie (Juliet), but Moze, the stage manager, is determined to stop Ned; Cookie helps Ned so that he can get the role of Romeo.

Polk becomes a Halloween nightmare, where Ned is a vampire, Cookie is a werewolf, Moze is a ghost, and Gordy is a zombie.

Ned finds a pair of sneakers that he wants to claim, but Moze tries to find the owner; Moze tries to find her stuffed animal that she lost in 6th grade; Cookie tries to find his MP3 player which has an embarrassing song he recorded on it.

Ned is subject to forms of embarrassment such as farting, burping, and the water fountain squirting on his pants; Moze tries to talk to a foreign student, Faymen, but ends up embarrassing herself; Cookie constantly gets pantsed.

Ned tries to break out of school to get a free haircut; Moze tries to please Faymen with her hair; Cookie tries to get Lisa Zemo to notice his mustache hair.

Ned tries to erase his permanent record by doing good after he runs Crubbs over with a mop bucket; Moze tries to set the most school records, even if it means joining the boys wrestling team; Cookie tries to prove to Sweeney that he was present during attendance in order to maintain his perfect record.

Ned volunteers at a nursing home and shows an old lady around Polk; Moze volunteers to clean up the school back entrance with the help of Loomer, Crony and Buzz; Cookie competes with Evelyn Kwong in the school store.

Ned becomes concerned for his safety after the last episode, so he starts carrying around a pillow, or a "cushion protector" as he calls it; Moze tries to stop Faymen from leaving; Cookie tells Evelyn Kwong he is leaving for Hawaii, so everyone becomes convinced he is leaving; Suzie moves away, much to Ned's surprise and disappointment.

Ned looks for a girl to take his mind off of Suzie; Cookie dresses as a girl (Simone) to find out what Lisa Zemo likes and Loomer falls in love with her.

Ned and Cookie must take woodshop; Ned thinks that Moze is in love with him when she is really preparing for a woodworking contest; Cookie is convinced that a saw is possessed.

Ned must do an extra credit project for 4 classes; Moze goes overboard with her extra credit volcano project; Cookie gets his own credit card, but starts becoming too dependent on it.

Ned teams up with Missy to battle Loomer in a Social Studies competition; Moze must find a new rival now that Suzie has moved away; Cookie fakes his way to become Lisa's salsa dance partner for a dance competition.

Ned tries to brighten up the most negative kid at Polk; Moze tries to make sparks fly when she kisses Faymen, but she can't feel anything; Cookie becomes victim to Loomer's new knowledge of static electricity.

Ned goes to Seth's party with Missy and tries to ditch her when Suzie unexpectedly shows up; Moze tries to kiss Ned to see sparks; Cookie is not invited, so he sneaks in as a girl.

The trio join the school newspaper; Ned and Moze cover a controversial story regarding $20,000 missing from the maintenance budget; Cookie becomes the horoscope writer, which he uses to his advantage.

Ned and Moze pretend to date to free Ned from Missy's jealous rage; Seth, Faymen and Loomer fight over Moze; Cookie attempts to make Lisa Zemo jealous by pretending to go out with another girl, but instead, it makes Evelyn Kwong jealous.

Ned tries to confess to Moze that he likes her; Moze must decide between Ned and Faymen, while Faymen has a choice to go back to Brazil; Cookie eliminates all of Lisa Zemo's other admirers so that he can spend time with her; Suzie moves back to Polk.

Note: This episode is double its normal length (43 minutes opposed to the regular 22).