The Test Dream

"The Test Dream"
The Sopranos episode
Episode no. Season 5
Episode 11
Directed by Allen Coulter
Written by David Chase
Matthew Weiner
Cinematography by Phil Abraham
Production code 511
Original air date May 16, 2004
Running time 50 minutes
Guest actors

"The Test Dream" is the sixty-third episode of the HBO television series The Sopranos. It is the eleventh episode of the show's fifth season. It was written by series creator/executive producer David Chase, and supervising producer Matthew Weiner, and was directed by longtime series director Allen Coulter. It originally aired in the United States on May 16, 2004. This episode is unique in that it features an elaborate twenty-minute dream sequence, alluded to in the title, featuring many actors from past seasons reprising their roles briefly.

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Episode recap

After just having sex, Tony Soprano's girlfriend Valentina La Paz catches the sleeve of her kimono on fire while making Egg Beaters for Tony in her apartment and is badly burned even though Tony quickly puts out the fire. After Tony visits her in a hospital burn unit (with a disoriented Valentina thinking he is a surgeon), he drops in on Tony B, at his mother's house. Although Tony notices something is wrong with his cousin, who is acting erratically, he does not know that Tony B had just learned about the murder of his old prison friend and cell mate, Angelo Garepe, which had taken place the previous night. Tony B tells his cousin he has to take his twin sons to their mother early, and Tony leaves.

Angelo had picked up a stroller, a high-end Peg Perego brand, at Costco for his grandson and had been returning home with it when Phil and Billy Leotardo flagged him down. They had lied to him, saying that Johnny Sack wanted to see him immediately and, when he had turned around and walked back to his car, they had strangled and beaten him and thrown him into the trunk of Phil's car, where Phil had covered him with a plastic sheet and shot him in the head, despite Angelo's pleas to spare him.

Wanting to "get a good night's sleep" and irritated by his housekeeper, Tony checks himself into a luxury suite at the Plaza Hotel in New York City under his credit card pseudonym Mr. Petraglia and nearly runs into his therapist Dr. Melfi. When evening comes, a bored Tony starts drinking and calls Charmaine Bucco, earlier admitting to Tony B his attraction to her. When she answers, he does not speak, and she hangs up after asking the anonymous caller to stop calling, suggesting that Tony has called her more than once. Running through the TV channels, Tony sees an advert for an escort agency on television and he calls for an Asian girl. After he steals a newspaper placed at the door of the neighboring suite, he gets a voice mail message from Silvio informing him about the Garepe murder. Tony immediately tries to call Tony B, but his cousin, already on the move, does not answer his cellphone and Tony is worried about how he might handle the news of Angelo's death. Tony then frantically calls his cousin's casino, Aunt Quintina, and the Bada Bing!, searching for him and telling everyone to let Tony B know he is looking for him. The prostitute then arrives and, at some point, Tony falls asleep and has a long, vivid dream.

In the beginning of the dream, he awakens next to the deceased Carmine Lupertazzi who tells Tony how lonely he is on "the other side" and how he misses his wife. Tony then receives a phone call and is told by a voice that he needs to kill somebody. Next, Tony is sitting in Dr. Melfi's office, but instead of Dr. Melfi, he is counseled by his deceased "ex-goomah" Gloria Trillo who talks about their toxic relationship and how she died too young to have children of her own. She then points to a television set in the corner and says, "Are you ready for what you have to do?" Tony then finds himself riding in the backseat of his father's 1959 Cadillac Eldorado, being driven by his long-deceased father Johnny Boy Soprano; also in the car are several other deceased men who had either died by his hand or on his orders, including Big Pussy Bonpensiero and Mikey Palmice. When Tony looks at Mikey and tells him he knows he's dreaming, Mikey replies simply, "I got no opinion. One way or the other." Mikey briefly turns into Artie Bucco who simply looks at Tony and asks, "What?" When Tony asks where they are going, Pussywho has now turned into Ralph Cifarettoturns around and says, "We're driving you to the job." as they pull up to Tony and Carmela's house.

The next segment of his dream involves Tony waking up at home and getting ready to go to dinner with Carmela to meet Finn DeTrolio's parents at Nuovo Vesuvio, and Tony distractedly watching clips from several films on the kitchen television, including Chinatown and Scrooge. When they finally arrive at the restaurant, Finn's father is actually the deceased Detective Vin Makazian. Actress Annette Bening has taken the role of Finn's mother in the dream. Finn occasionally turns into A.J. during the course of the dinner, whenever they discuss their disappointment with Finn. Next, Tony's teeth start to fall out spontaneously and he cannot stop this from happening. Vin Makazian/Mr. DeTrolio then starts singing "Three Times a Lady" and everyone at the table is enamored by his singing, except Tony, who tries to get Annette Bening's attention until she gets angry with him. Tony and Finn's father then go to the restroom. When Tony enters the bathroom stall, he reaches behind the vintage style toilet tank looking for a gun which is not there, an allusion to the The Godfather. Vin then asks Tony, "Are you gonna be able to come through on the thing?" Tony replies, "I did my homework," reaches into his pocket, and takes out a paperback copy of The Valachi Papers. Then, Tony hears shots firing outside and when he gets past a huge crowd, he sees Tony B shooting Phil Leotardo in his car. Gloria Trillo, now apparently a reporter, takes an interview from the dying Phil who comments that he has children and grandchildren before Tony B mimes shooting him dead with his fingers shaped as a gun. A bystander shouts, "Why didn't you stop him?" to which Tony says he doesn't have a weapon, but the crowd bears down on Tony. Suddenly, day turns into night and he starts running from an angry mob, which includes Annette Bening, Carmela, Paulie Walnuts, Harold Melvoin and many other familiar faces of people who are alive; some of the mob are wearing period German clothing and carrying torches and pitchforks, a la Frankenstein. Tony runs down a long, dark alleyway, and Lee Harvey Oswald shoots at him with a high-powered rifle from a third floor window. At the end of the alley an ominous black SUV is idling, playing rap music. Suddenly Artie Bucco pops out of a nearby door, and he and Tony escape together, again in his father's old car, this time with Artie driving. Tony looks in the backseat and sees the deceased Richie Aprile and Gigi Cestone, two former Aprile Crew capos who had met their demise shortly after taking control of the "cursed" crew. Tony is then suddenly having wild sex with Artie's wife Charmaine Bucco, who is sucking Tony's thumb while Artie coaches him along. The dream jumps suddenly to Tony then appearing in his living room mounted on top of his racehorse Pie-O-My and Tony is affectionately rubbing the horse's neck. He tells Carmela he wants to move back in. Carmela replies by repeating her response when A.J. asked to move back home: "There are some non-negotiable conditions." In this case, the condition is that the horse can no longer stay in the house since Tony never cleans up after it. (Although Carmela's comment, "You can't have your horse in here," sounds like it is spoken as "whores," an apparent reference to Tony's history of infidelity, which led to their separation at the end of Season Four.)

Tony's last encounter in his dream is at his high school where Tony is carrying a loaded and silenced pistol, seemingly ready to assassinate his former football coach, Coach Molinaro. The coach immediately notices Tony sneaking up on him, and begins to criticize Tony's life, pointing out how Tony had "all the prerequisites to lead young men on to the field of sport" and how he didn't have to be a criminal and live with all the stress and guilt that comes from a life of crime. When Tony has had enough and tries to shoot Molinaro, his gun malfunctions and the bullets seemingly melt in his hands; the coach continues to taunt him about not being prepared until Tony awakens with a start.

Shortly afterward, Tony receives a visit from Christopher, who informs him that Tony B indeed went after the Leotardo brothers. He killed Billy and wounded Phil.

As it is not dawn yet, Tony goes back to bed and calls Carmela. Tony cancels a fishing trip with A.J. and tells her he had "one of [my] Coach Molinaro dreams." They joke with each other and Tony seems glad to learn she ate at Nuovo Vesuvio with only her girlfriends, before asking her if the sun has come up where she is.

Deceased

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References

  1. 1.0 1.1 NJ.com: The stuff that Tony's dreams are made of
  2. Martin, Brett (2007-10-30). ""Whatever Happened to the Strong, Silent Type?": plumbing The Sopranos subconscious". The Sopranos: The Complete Book. New York: Time. p. 114. ISBN 978-1-933821-18-4.

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