The Keith Lemon Sketch Show

The Keith Lemon Sketch Show
Genre Sketch show
Written by Leigh Francis
Jamie Deeks
Dan Johnston
Directed by Jamie Deeks
Dan Johnston
Paul Taylor
Starring Leigh Francis
Tom Davis
Hank Osasuna
Emily Atack
Adam C Booth
Zoe Guilford
Pat Oliver
George Potts
Angela Simpson
Fearne Cotton
Bill Oddie
Paddy McGuinness
John Thomson
Country of origin United Kingdom
Original language(s) English
No. of series 1
No. of episodes 6 (List of episodes)
Production
Executive producer(s) Leon Wilson
Producer(s) Jamie Deeks
Dan Johnston
Running time 30 minutes (inc. adverts)
Production company(s) Talkback in association with Bang Tidy Productions
Distributor FremantleMedia
Broadcast
Original channel ITV2
Picture format 16:9 (HDTV)
Original run 5 February 2015 – present

The Keith Lemon Sketch Show is a British television sketch show that has aired on ITV2 since 5 February 2015. It stars Leigh Francis's alter ego Keith Lemon portraying several celebrities.[1]

Episodes

Series 1

The first series aired from 5 February until 12 March 2015 on ITV2. Paddy McGuinness, Bill Oddie and Fearne Cotton appeared in all episodes in this series.

Official Viewing Figures are from BARB.[2]

Episode Original air date Guests Viewers
(millions)
1 5 February 2015 Eamonn Holmes, Carrie Fisher and Phillip Schofield 1.47
2 12 February 2015 N/A 1.10
3 19 February 2015 Christine Bleakley, Ashley Roberts, Antony Costa, Carrie Fisher, Kate Thornton, Verne Troyer and Jonathan Ross[3] 0.84
4 26 February 2015 Sarah Harding, Peter Andre and Martine McCutcheon 0.77
5 5 March 2015 Dermot O'Leary, Louis Walsh, Shane Filan, Joe Swash, Cleo Rocos and Emma Bunton 0.98
6 12 March 2015 Ruth Langsford, Rylan Clark and Sarah Harding 0.82

Series 2

On 10 March 2015, it was revealed that a second series has been commissioned by ITV2.[4][5]

Sketches

The Big Fat Gypsy Kardashians

This is an amalgamation of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding and The Kardashians. During the series, we follow Kim's marriage to Kanye . The whole sketch shows how trivial both programmes are.

The Hairy Lairy Bikers

This is a cruder take on the Hairy Bikers.

Come Dine with Me

He-Man and Skeletor star in this episode of Come Dine With Me.

The Exciting Life of Mark Wright & Michelle Keegan

Mark Wright and Michelle Keegan are seen doing boring, uninteresting, everyday things.

This Morning

Lemon plays the part of Holly Willoughby. Some scenes focus around phone-ins, fashion advice and medical help. Many jokes are made about Holly's breasts. Other minor characters include Denise Robertson, Dr Chris Steele and Gino D'Acampo.

Backstage with Cheryl & Kimberley

Cheryl tells Kimberley about what has happened to her recently. Both stories are later cleared up by Kimberley to actually be films. After realising that Kimberley's right, Cheryl shrugs this off as having "been under a lot of pressure recently".

OptimalFacialSolutions.com

An overenthusiastic, stereotypical American plastic surgeon whose approach is rather lazy.

doodles!

A typical 90s kids' art programme but with a presenter who continually makes sexual references.

The Great British Piss Up

With a similar format to The Great British Bake Off, this sees six people trying to get as drunk as possible in the space of an hour.

The Urban Fox

This sees a well-meaning fox terrorising its neighbourhood.

Oh no! There's something wrong with my body I must go on television and talk about it

A bizarre take on Embarrassing Bodies. The host of the show is Dr Chrispian, a strange version of real-life host and doctor, Dr Christian Jessen. Dr Chrispian is a somewhat egotistical centaur with an "incredible physique".

Ant & Dec Undercover

Ant & Dec go undercover for Saturday Night Takeaway but it sees their costumes as unrealistic and not very convincing.

Jedward 2050

This sees Jedward as old men and generally ends with them going down the bookies.

Billy & Miley's European Vacation

Miley Cyrus and her father are touring Britain. Miley's father is hoping some of the British politeness will turn Miley into a lady, however she normally ends up getting her breasts out and doing something inappropriate.

Downtoon

A tongue-in-cheek look at how Downton Abbey would look if written by the writers of Geordie Shore in order to appeal to a younger audience.

Dickinson's Any Old Shit

This is a typical auction programme hosted by David Dickinson, portrayed by Lemon. This version sees viewers bring in everyday rubbish in order to make a few pence. Such items include half a bottle of bleach spray, adult magazines and a jacket potato with coleslaw and cheese. For some reason, this David Dickinson blows raspberries and makes bizarre noises after every other sentences.

Ed Sheeran Watch

A Springwatch-style programme following Ed Sheeran, who is living in a forest. The voiceover is provided by Bill Oddie, once presenter of Springwatch.

Keith & Paddy's Film Bit

Keith Lemon and Paddy McGuinness reenact famous movie scenes but the scenes are normally ruined by Keith who tends to go too far.

Cooking With Sloth

A cooking show hosted by Sloth from the Goonies.

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