Stu Francis

For the Canadian comedian, see Stewart Francis.

Stu Francis (born 1951, Bolton, Lancashire, England) is a British comedian with a camp style of delivery who achieved celebrity as lead presenter on the children's television programme Crackerjack (1979–1984). His principal "co host" was Basil Brush. He went on to host Ultra Quiz in 1985 and Border TV's Crush a Grape in 1987, a children's game show in a similar vein to his era of Crackerjack. He also released a single in 1985 called "Ooh! I could crush a grape".[1]

After attending Brownlow Fold Junior School and Smithills Base School, both in Bolton, he worked as a stripper entertaining guests at holiday camps. He then switched to comedy and appeared in summer seasons at clubs and in theatres.

Catchphrases

Francis had numerous catchphrases on Crackerjack, mostly based on his prolific Ooh! I could crush a grape!!.

Other variations were: I could pop a balloon, I could rip a tissue, I could jump off a doll's house, I could wrestle an action man, I could duff a daffodil and I could test drive a Tonka

Other catchphrases include:

There's points to be won, and there are penalties to pay! (used on Crackerjack's final game Take A Chance, where the "penalty" was a gunging to an unfortunate celebrity, or to Francis himself).

But perhaps the most brilliant of all was I could pummel a peach

Television

Television appearances include:

References

  1. ↑ Parsons, Tony (1985) "Singles", NME, 2 February 1985, p. 14

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