So You Want to be Top? (UK game show)

So You Want to be Top? was a British children's television programme presented by Gary Wilmot. It aired for 3 series from 7 November 1983 until 17 December 1985 normally on a Friday afternoon.^[1]

Description

The show included sketches and games that were slapstick in nature. The contestants were schoolchildren (except for series 3 - see Criticism). Much of the dialogue was pun-laden and tended to elicit groans from the audience. Scores were decided via a clapometer measuring the volume of the clapping/cheering of the children in the audience. Scores were recorded by The Gemini Twins in series 1 and Leni Harper in series 2 and 3. One of the highlights of the show was the spoof adverts for fake products used in pranks, most of which were made by fictional company Top Kid.^[1]

Catchphrases

A number of catchphrases were associated with the show^[1] including:

• "So that means that the Creeps are top of being bottom and the Crawlers are bottom of being top!" (Gary Wilmot after the current scores have been announced)
• "Miss Harper - to the scoreboard, please!" (Gary Wilmot to Lena Harper - series 2 and 3)
• "Mark 'em, top kids!" (Leni Harper when asking the audience to score the contestants on the clap-o-meter - series 2 and 3)

Production

The show was co-created by John Langdon and a 17 year old schoolboy Ian White. The producer Judy Whitfield would later go on to produce The Tweenies.^[1]

Criticism

The programme could be seen as an inferior re-formulation of the long-running Crackerjack BBC TV series. In fact it aired in the same Friday afternoon slot when Crackerjack was off air.^[1][2]

In series 1 and 2 the contestants were real school children with their dialogue unscripted. However the final series was more fully scripted with young actors (many from the popular children's drama of the time Grange Hill) only pretending to compete.^[1]

See also

• Crackerjack (TV series)

References