Platter (album)

Platter
Studio album by Jock Cheese
Released 2002
Recorded 1999-2001
Genre Alternative rock
Length 69:31
Label Shock Records
Jock Cheese chronology

De Rigueurmortis
(2001)		 Platter
(2002)		 The White Album
(2004)

Platter is a solo album released in 2002 by TISM bassist Jock Cheese.[1] All the songs were written by Cheese and fellow TISM members Ron Hitler-Barassi[2] and Humphrey B. Flaubert. Cheese plays most of the instruments, excluding drums.

Platter features social commentary and satire that is also prominent in TISM's works with satirical references to Christopher Skase, Josh Abrahams and Robert Palmer.[3]

The songs "I Done It with the Drama Teacher" and "Piss in My Pocket" were released as singles, with other tracks from the album as B-sides, to promote the album.[4] Tracks 13-19 are instrumental versions of selected tracks from the album.

Track listing

No. Title Length
1. "Up There Calisi"   4:03
2. "Don't Burn 'Em All J.D."   4:51
3. "La Traviata"   3:27
4. "Totally Addicted to Skase"   3:37
5. "I Done It with the Drama Teacher"   3:30
6. "Dave Graney's Country Idyll"   3:41
7. ""Why Don't You Get A Bigger Set Of Tits?"[nb 1]"   4:32
8. "Friday Night Shakespeare"   4:49
9. "Unfair"   3:10
10. "O Great Rabbit in the Sky"   3:32
11. "Piss in My Pocket"   2:43
12. "You Guarantee Fame with Two First Names" (The song is 4:04. The remaining 1:30 is silence.) 5:35
13. "Just The Straight Dope" (Instrumental) (Don't Burn 'Em All J.D.) 3:43
14. "Just The Straight Dope" (Instrumental) (Dave Graney's Country Idyll) 3:23
15. "Just The Straight Dope" (Instrumental) (Piss in My Pocket) 2:38
16. "Just The Straight Dope" (Instrumental) (Totally Addicted to Skase) 3:00
17. "Just The Straight Dope" (Instrumental) (La Traviata) 3:12
18. "Just The Straight Dope" (Instrumental) (Unfair) 2:54
19. "Just The Straight Dope" (Instrumental) (You Guarantee Fame with Two First Names) 3:10

Notes

  1. ↑ Ron mentions in the In Press interview that he wishes to do a solo album: "Yeah, I think so. It would be Wayne Carey reading Helen Garner's The First Stone - Ron Hitler Barassi Presents Wayne Carey Reading Helen Garner's The First Stone. And I'd just be mumbling in the background, 'Grow a bigger set of tits'... I don't think it will sell."

References

  1. ↑ Solo Album For TISM's Jock Cheese at the Wayback Machine (archived January 15, 2003) (article) (2003). Retrieved on 2008-07-07.
  2. ↑ Balaclava Road Warriors at the Wayback Machine (archived October 25, 2009) (Interview) Originally from In Press Magazine Published on: 1998-07-08. Retrieved on 2008-07-28.
  3. ↑ Jock Cheese: The Cheese Platter: The Undercover Review at the Wayback Machine (archived February 26, 2003) (article) (2003). Retrieved on 2008-07-07.
  4. ↑ "Internet Archive Wayback Machine". Web.archive.org. 2006-09-13. Retrieved 2012-03-05.