No Orchids for Miss Blandish (film)

No Orchids for Miss Blandish

Theatrical release poster
Directed by St. John Legh Clowes
Produced by St. John Legh Clowes
Written by St. John Legh Clowes
Screenplay by St. John L. Clowes
Based on No Orchids for Miss Blandish
1939 novel 
by James Hadley Chase
Starring Jack La Rue
Hugh McDermott
Linden Travers
Music by George Melachrino
Cinematography Gerald Gibbs
Edited by Manuel del Campo
Production
company
Tudor-Alliance
Distributed by Renown Pictures Corporation (UK)
RKO Radio Pictures (US)
Release dates
  • April 13, 1948
Running time
 102 min.
Country United Kingdom
Language English

No Orchids for Miss Blandish (US re-release title Black Dice) is a 1948 British gangster film adapted and directed by St. John Legh Clowes from the novel of the same name by James Hadley Chase.[1][2] It stars Jack La Rue, Hugh McDermott and Linden Travers, with an unbilled early appearance from Sid James as a barman.[3] Due to the film's presentation of strong violence and sexual content, among other reasons, a number of critics have called it one of the worst films ever made.

Plot

Miss Blandish (Linden Travers), a sheltered heiress, is targeted for a simple robbery by a cheap thug who ultimately involves two groups of rival gangsters, their goal being her diamond jewellery worth $100,000. The robbery is botched when Riley (Richard Nielson) kills her bridegroom and the three would-be robbers decide to kidnap Miss Blandish for ransom instead (her father is worth $100 million).

The three original kidnappers are killed, and Blandish ends up the captive of the Bailey gang. Her father puts a private detective on the case. The rival Grisson gang, led by Ma Grisson (Lilli Molnar), intends to collect the ransom and kill Blandish rather than take the risk of releasing her. Meanwhile, Slim Grisson (Jack La Rue) and Blandish fall in love and plan on running off together.

Blandish sends the diamonds to her father with a note saying she is in love with Slim, but he refuses to believe it. Ma Grisson is shot by rival gangsters when she cannot get Slim to the phone. The police surround the cabin where Slim and Miss Blandish are holed up and gun Slim down, "rescuing" the kidnap victim and returning her safely home. She throws herself from her balcony over the loss of Slim.

Cast

Reception

The film caused enormous controversy on its release, because of the high levels of violence that had got past the film censors. Though made with a largely British cast, it was set in New York, with the actors often struggling with their American accents.[4] (Ironically, the one American in the cast, LaRue, affected a slight Italian accent.)

No Orchids for Miss Blandish received strong criticism for its treatment of violence and sexuality. Cliff Goodwin says that it was "unanimously dubbed 'the worst film ever made'" by British reviewers.[3] The Monthly Film Bulletin called it "the most sickening exhibition of brutality, perversion, sex and sadism ever to be shown on a cinema screen". The Observer reviewer, C. A. Lejeune, described the film as "this repellent piece of work" that "scraped up all the droppings of the nastier type of Hollywood movie".[5] The Sunday Express film reviewer called No Orchids for Miss Blandish "the worst film I have ever seen".[6] The Australian newspaper The Age also gave a harsh review: "No Orchids for Miss Blandish is not only a disgrace to the studio that made it, but it also reflects on the British industry as a whole...the entire production is unpardonable".[7] The film was also denounced by the Bishop of London, William Wand, and several UK politicians, including Edith Summerskill.[8] Despite this condemnation, the film was commercially successful.[5]

More recent critics have been equally dismissive, though for different reasons. Leslie Halliwell would later describe No Orchids for Miss Blandish as a "hilariously awful gangster film...one of the worst films ever made".[6] Leonard Maltin in Leonard Maltin's Classic Movie Guide states No Orchids for Miss Blandish "aspires to be a Hollywood film noir and misses by a mile".[9]

Other versions

It was remade in the U.S. by Robert Aldrich in 1971 as The Grissom Gang.

References

  1. ↑ Variety film review; April 21, 1948
  2. ↑ "No-Orchids-for-Miss-Blandish - Trailer - Cast - Showtimes". NYTimes.com. 2011-11-20. Retrieved 2014-03-17.
  3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 Cliff Goodwin, Sid James: A Biography. Random House, 2011 ISBN 0753546825, (p. 67-68).
  4. ↑ Motion Picture Exhibitor review; March 14, 1951, page 3042
  5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 "Outrage: No Orchids for Miss Blandish" by Brian McFarlane in British Crime Cinema, edited by Steve Chibnall, Robert Murphy. Routledge, 1999. ISBN 0-415-16870-8 (pg. 37-50).
  6. ↑ 6.0 6.1 Halliwell's Film Guide, HarperPerennial, 1994, ISBN 978-0-06-273318-4 (pg. 781).
  7. ↑ "The Chiel's Film Review". The Age, November 27, 1948 (p. 5).
  8. ↑ The British Board of Film Censors: film censorship in Britain, 1896-1950. James Crighton Robertson. Taylor & Francis, 1985, ISBN 0-7099-2270-1 (p.174-5)
  9. ↑ Maltin, Leonard (2011), Leonard Maltin's Classic Movie Guide: From The Silent Era Through 1965 (Second Edition). Penguin, ISBN 0452295777 (pg. 474).

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