Medical Love Song

"Medical Love Song" is a Monty Python comedy song composed by Eric Idle and John Du Prez, with lyrics co-written by Graham Chapman. It features on Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album from 1980, and is also included on the CD Monty Python Sings.

The song consists of a long list of sexually transmitted diseases contracted during a 'lovely night in June' and their unpleasant effects on the body,^[1] using medical terminology provided by Graham Chapman who was a qualified doctor.^[2]

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Explanation of Sexual Ailments in Monty Python's 'Medical Love Song'

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