Living Next Door to Alice

"Living Next Door to Alice"
Single by New World
B-side	"Something to Say"
Released	1972
Format	7" vinyl
Recorded	1972
Genre	Pop, folk music
Label	RAK
Writer(s)	Nicky Chinn, Mike Chapman
New World singles chronology
"Sister Jane" (1972) "Living Next Door to Alice" (1972) "Rooftop Singing" (1973)

"Living Next Door to Alice"
Single by Smokie
from the album Midnight Café 2007 Remastered Edition (as bonus track)
B-side	"Run to You"
Released	12 August 1976
Format	7" vinyl
Recorded	1976
Genre	Pop rock
Label	RAK
Writer(s)	Nicky Chinn, Mike Chapman
Producer(s)	Nicky Chinn, Mike Chapman

"Living Next Door to Alice"
Single by Johnny Carver
from the album The Best of Johnny Carver
Released	February 1977
Format	7" vinyl
Recorded	1976
Genre	Country
Label	ABC
Writer(s)	Nicky Chinn, Mike Chapman
Johnny Carver singles chronology
"Afternoon Delight" (1976) "Living Next Door to Alice" (1977) "Down at the Pool" (1977)

"Alice, Who the X is Alice?"
Single by Gompie
from the album Who the X Is Gompie!
B-side	various versions of "Alice, Who the X is Alice?" "My Brother Is a Rocker" "Slaves on the Run"
Released	1995
Format	CD
Writer(s)	Nicky Chinn, Mike Chapman
Producer(s)	Rob Peters, Ono Pelser, John van de Ven

"Living Next Door to Alice"
Single by Smokie featuring Roy 'Chubby' Brown
B-side	"Living Next Door to Alice" (Unbleeped)
Released	1995
Genre	Pop rock, parody
Writer(s)	Nicky Chinn, Mike Chapman

"Living Next Door to Alice" is a song co-written by Nicky Chinn and Mike Chapman. Originally released by the Australian vocal harmony trio New World in 1972,^[1] the song charted at #35 on the Australian chart. The song later became a worldwide hit for British band Smokie.

Plot

The song is about a young man's long-standing love, Alice, who's also the girl next door and his neighbour of 24 years, which is left unrequited after she moves away. The protagonist had seen a limousine parked at Alice's home and begins to reflect on childhood memories and his friendship with Alice, and becomes heartbroken as he sees Alice get inside the limousine.

As he watches the car drive out of sight, the protagonist feels regret about two things:

1. Alice leaving without explanation;
2. That, in 24 years, he never took the opportunity to express his feelings for her.

Another female character in the song is Sally, another long-time neighbour of the main protagonist who is introduced early in the song. In the song's first verse, she reminds the protagonist of Alice's impending departure. Sally, who later tells the man that he now must get over Alice, then states that she is available. But the man fails to acknowledge her and reaffirms that he'll "never get used to not living next door to Alice."

Smokie versions

In November 1976, the British band Smokie released their version of "Living Next Door to Alice". The single peaked at number five on the UK Singles Chart^[2] and, in March 1977, reached twenty five in the United States. It was a number one hit in Austria, Germany, Ireland, The Netherlands, Norway and Switzerland. Smokie collaborated on a parody version in 1995 with comedian Roy 'Chubby' Brown, which peaked at number three on the UK Singles Chart, selling almost half a million copies.^[3]

Chart (1976/1977)	Peak position
Australia	1
Austria (Ö3 Austria Top 40)[4]	1
Canada RPM Top Singles[5]	17
Netherlands (Dutch Top 40)[6]	1
Germany (Media Control Charts)[7]	1
Ireland (IRMA)[8]	1
New Zealand (Recorded Music NZ)[9]	7
Norway (VG-lista)[10]	1
Sweden (Sverigetopplistan)[11]	3
Switzerland (Schweizer Hitparade)[12]	1
UK Singles (Official Charts Company)[13]	5
US Billboard Hot 100[14]	25

Chart (1995) with Roy 'Chubby' Brown	Peak position
UK Singles (Official Charts Company)[15]	3
Ireland (IRMA)[8]	26
Germany (Media Control Charts)[16]	18
Sweden (Sverigetopplistan)[11]	22

Gompie version

It spawned a more risqué version in 1995 by the Dutch band Gompie, titled "Alice, Who the Fuck Is Alice?". Their version topped the charts in the Netherlands and Belgium (Flanders), and reached the top 10 in Austria, Germany, Norway and Switzerland. In the UK, the song peaked at number 17, but its sales topped 150,000 despite its low peak.

Gompie is a project of Peter Koelewijn and Rob Peters. Peters, while visiting a bar called Gompie in Nijmegen, heard "Living Next Door to Alice" by Smokie. After the name Alice in the song, the disc jockey Onno Pelser turned down the volume and the crowd sang 'Alice, who the fuck is Alice?'. Peters realised it could become a hit record, contacted Koelewijn and a day later the song was recorded and released under the name Gompie.^[17]

The success of this version resulted in various similar versions, including a new recording by Smokie with blue comedian Roy 'Chubby' Brown. A dance version of "Alice, Who the Fuck Is Alice?" was released by The Steppers, reaching No. 2 on the Australian charts in September 1995,^[18] and the actor Alan Fletcher, who plays the doctor Karl Kennedy in the soap opera Neighbours took up the song as "Who the Fuck is Susan?" at fan events, in reference to his erstwhile fictional wife.

Chart (1995)	Peak position
Netherlands (Dutch Top 40)[6]	1
Austria (Ö3 Austria Top 40)[19]	2
Belgium (Ultratop 50 Flanders)[20]	1
Belgium (Ultratop 50 Wallonia)[21]	36
Germany (Media Control Charts)[22]	2
New Zealand (Recorded Music NZ)[23]	29
Norway (VG-lista)[24]	4
Switzerland (Schweizer Hitparade)[25]	2
UK Singles (Official Charts Company)[26]	17

Other cover versions

Concurrent with Smokie's American success with the song, country music singer Johnny Carver released his own version of "Living Next Door to Alice". Carver's version peaked at No. 29 on the Billboard Hot Country Singles chart in April 1977.^[27]

Kevin "Bloody" Wilson recorded a parody for his album Kev's Back (The Return of the Yobbo) (1985), titled "Living Next Door to Alan". It tells the story of a family of Aboriginals who obtained a house next door to Alan Bond (a noted Perth-based entrepreneur) in an exclusive suburb of the city.

In 1996, eighteen-time Grammy Award winner Jimmy Sturr recorded the song under the title "Alice" on his Grammy winning album Polka! All Night Long. The album included vocals by Willie Nelson and contributions by Jo-El Sonnier and the Jordanaires.

The 1996 album The Smurfs Go Pop! by The Smurfs included a song to the same tune, titled "Smurfland".

British punk band Chron Gen covered the song on their 1982 album Chronic Generation, and performed it live.

The anti-Islamist street protest group the English Defence League sing "Allah, Allah, who the fuck is Allah?"^[28]

Crystal Palace F.C.'s lesser rivals Millwall F.C. play the song before every home match, to which they sing "Palace, Palace, who the fuck are Palace?"

The famous Danish singer Flemming "Bamse" Jørgensen covered the song as 'Alice' on his 1977 solo debut Din Sang.^[29]

Translations

In Finnish, the song was recorded in 1977 by Kari Tapio, with the title "Viisitoista kesää" (Fifteen summers).^[30] The arrangement is by Veikko Samuli and the Finnish lyrics by Juha Vainio.

In Norwegian, there is a translation, "I 24 år har jeg bodd i samme gård som Anne". There are also other songs to the same tune. "Storholt, Stensen, Stenshjemmet, Sjøbrend åsså'n Hjallis" deals about the famous Norwegian speed skating team known as The Four Aces. The single was released in 1977 by Stein Ingebrigtsen & Store Stå and peaked at #3 in the Norwegian VG-lista.^[31]

A German version of the song, titled "Tür an Tür mit Alice", was a hit for Howard Carpendale in 1977. The single peaked at #8 in Germany^[32] and Switzerland^[33] and at #11 in Austria.^[34]

In Czech the song was released in 21.2.1973 under the title "Alenka v říši divů" (Alice in Wonderland), performed by Karel Zich.

In former Yugoslavia, Toni Montano made a song based on original tune and named it '10 godina' ('10 years').

A Russian version of the song, titled "Элис" (Alice) was released by Конец фильма(Movie End) rock band in 2001 as the closing song of their studio album Soundtracks (Goodbye, innocence)^[35]

References

Smokie Terry Uttley Martin Bullard Steve Pinnell Mike Craft Mick McConnell Past members: Alan Silson Chris Norman Clarence Dawson Ron Kelly Arthur Higgins Pete Spencer Alan Barton Studio albums Pass It Around Changing All the Time Midnight Café Bright Lights & Back Alleys The Montreux Album The Other Side of the Road Solid Ground Strangers in Paradise Midnight Delight All Fired Up Boulevard of Broken Dreams Whose Are These Boots? Chasing Shadows Burnin' Ambition The World and Elsewhere Light a Candle - The Christmas Album Wild Horses – The Nashville Album Uncovered Uncovered Too On the Wire Take a Minute Live albums Greatest Hits Live Live in Concert 1995-1997 - Who the Fuck is Alice Compilation albums Greatest Hits The Very Best of Smokie - 14 Hit Singles The Very Best of Smokie Singles If You Think You Know How to Love Me (1975) Don't Play Your Rock 'n' Roll to Me (1975) Lay Back in the Arms of Someone (1977) Living Next Door to Alice (1972)