List of Game On episodes
The following is a list of episodes for the British sitcom Game On that originally ran from 1995 to 1998 for three series.
Series 1 (1995)
| Chronological order | Title | Original airdate |
|---|---|---|
| 2 | "Working Girls" | 27 February 1995 |
| It is the birthday of ginger virgin bank clerk Martin Henson (Matthew Cottle), and his laddish landlord Matthew Malone (Ben Chaplin) hires a lady of the night named Kim (Nina Young) for Martin's present, which doesn't go to plan due to Martin's nerves. Their other flatmate, Amanda "Mandy" Wilkins (Samantha Womak née Janus), is fed up of her life; working as a temp-basis secretary, money troubles, and an endless stream of men who just want to get into her knickers. Mandy is offered a research job by Ron Grimshawe (Dave Hill), a Northern, Booker prize-nominated author of books such as Underdog and Blood Pudding - which included teenage bedwetting stories that resonated with Mandy - but the job "researching mines in Yorkshire" doesn't last long. Mandy imagines telling Ron to go "research his own pants", but ends up sleeping with him anyway, to her own disgust at herself. As Matt, Martin and Mandy sit on the sofa at the flat at the end of the evening, Matt mocks them both mercilessly, and Martin uncharacteristically loses his temper, getting Matt in a choke hold and pulling his ears. | ||
| 5 | "Matthew, A Suitable Case for Treatment" | 6 March 1995 |
| Landlord Matthew is suffering from both agoraphobia and insomnia, keeping his flatmates up at night playing loud music and dancing around the flat. Matt is also getting increasingly bored and frustrated whilst his flatmates are at work during the day, since Matt never goes outside due to acute agoraphobia, and the episode follows Matt's daily exploits alone inside the flat. These include going through Mandy's knicker drawer, making homemade videos, and reenacting scenes from Reservoir Dogs as Michael Madsen and Taxi Driver as Robert De Niro, during which he passes out after cutting his leg. He begins flirting with a pizza delivery driver (Anna Galvin) over the phone, but when she arrives, Matt's agoraphobia causes him to chicken out at the door. Mandy brings her new fella Sean (Ian Embleton) home to find Matt laid in her bed wearing her knickers, and Sean tells Mandy that he is gay and fancies Matt, causing Mandy and Sean to break up. | ||
| 4 | "Bad Timing" | 13 March 1995 |
| Matt is worried about being left alone in the flat forever with Mandy in a new yet apparently semi-serious relationship, and with Martin leaving the flat and the area to pursue a career in teaching. Matt starts to interview young women for the vacancy, but ends up frightening them all off by offering them shags and "rating" them due to their sexual attractiveness. Martin eventually returns after his first day as a substitute teacher after having been beaten, stripped and sprayed with fire extinguishers by the children, and tells Matt that he is going back to work at the bank and won't be moving out after all. After Martin passes out, Matt pretends that he has been in a coma for years and that he has married Mandy, before still trying to rent his room out to attractive women. Meanwhile, despite being in a relationship for only a week, Mandy already feels trapped and bored, leading her to cheating with another man on a night out with her best friend and Martin's older sister Claudia (Rebecca Lacey). The next evening, Mandy resolves to be committed to her boyfriend from now on, only to go to her boyfriend's family meal and discover that her boyfriend and illicit lover are actually brothers. The episode features the first acting appearance of Zawe Ashton, as one of the 7th-year school children that beat up Martin.[1] | ||
| 3 | "The Great Escape" | 20 March 1995 |
| Monday morning and Matt fantasises of being a male model (featuring a cameo appearance by Michaela Strachan as his camera girl), Martin dreams of dating his German co-worker Renate, and Mandy dreams of being a high-flying executive dating Tom Cruise. Matthew entertains himself whilst the others are at work by skateboarding around the flat dressed up as The Man With No Name, and disastrously making conversation out with the window with the "Winona Ryder-lookalike" in the garden next door. Mandy is six months behind on her rent, and Matt threatens to evict her unless she shags him, and threatens to evict both Mandy and Martin when he mistakenly suspects they are shagging each other in secret. Mandy is not too concerned, since such threats are common with Matt, and also seeing as she has a date with a (alleged) Bermudan millionaire. The episode ends with Matt going to make a cup of tea for everyone for the first and only time, and putting his foot in his trilby hat which is filled with Mandy's sick. | ||
| 1 | "Big Wednesday" | 27 March 1995 |
| Mandy gets a new boyfriend, Paul "The Rage" Johnson (David Harewood), a famous heavyweight boxer and rich fashion designer, who to Matthew's disgust is Northern. Matthew says that "he can have him", but is actually terrified in Rage's presence. As Rage gears up for a big fight, Matt must cope with the damage Rage and Mandy unwittingly inflict on his surfboard, Matt's most underused yet most prized and beloved possession. Meanwhile, ginger virgin Martin is desperate for a girlfriend and meets hot American girl Nancy (Lisa Orgolini) whilst out collecting curries for Matt, and Martin is shocked when Nadine shows an interest in him and arranges a date. The date goes surprisingly well and they go back to hers, but Martin goes out to buy condoms and forgets where Nadine's flat is, before setting fire to himself with a cigarette. After mocking Martin a bit too much, Mandy gets her own back by revealing she has burnt Matt's surfboard using it as an ironing board. Mandy ends up breaking up with Rage due to worrying about him fighting, and everybody expecting her to be a page 3 girl. | ||
| 6 | "Fame" | 3 April 1995 |
| Matthew is left alone in the flat as Mandy goes away for the weekend on the pull with some posh University friends, and Martin goes out with his workmate Wally Bazoum. A loud, politically-charged student rock band, "Proactive", move into the flat above, disturbing Matt with their band practices. Since he is alone, Matt reluctantly leaves the flat, for the first time, to confront them about the noise. Bumping into their angry singer on the way out due to a bust-up, Matt falls unconscious outside their door brought on by his agoraphobia. After coming to in the flat above, Matt becomes their new vocalist, envisioning himself as a rock star, despite quickly clashing with the band over Matt wanting to "sex up" the lyrics and shagging the microphone stand. However, when the band get their first gig at The Spotted Dog, attended by a record label scout and reporters, and without a vocalist, they desperately drag Matt outside, wrapped up in sheets whilst having an anxiety attack. At the gig, Matt's agoraphobia causes him to merely scream and wail on stage, much to the confusion of the audience and the horror of his bandmates. The performance is given a shining review in Dogs Bollox magazine, calling him a "new star", but the experience causes Matt to retire from wanting to be a rock star. Meanwhile, Mandy has a terrible weekend away, showing herself up to relatives of royalty by weeing in public. | ||
Series 1 Continuity errors
The boxing-themed Big Wednesday was originally scheduled as the first episode on 27 February 1995, but two days beforehand the real-life the boxing match between Nigel Benn and Gerald McClellan ended with the latter in a coma. In response, the BBC brought forward Working Girls, which had originally been scheduled as the second episode on 6 March. Subsequent episodes were screened as show, and were presumably the intended order, except that Big Wednesday was eventually shown fifth, after McClellan had emerged from the coma (he eventually made a partial recovery).
Big Wednesday being shown so late introduces a continuity error, in that it is during the episode that Mandy accidentally uses Matthew's surfboard as an ironing board, leaving it with the prominent burn visible "earlier" in Matthew, A Suitable Case for Treatment. However, the damage is not visible when the surfboard is seen in The Great Escape and Bad Timing, suggesting that those episodes should actually appear before both Big Wednesday and Matthew...
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When first repeated on BBCs in early 1996, the episodes were shown in the following order:
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In addition, on the VHS and DVD releases, the following order was used:
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Series 2 (1996)
| # | Title | Original airdate |
|---|---|---|
| 7 | "Roundheads & Cavaliers" | 16 September 1996 |
| Matthew (now portrayed by Neil Stuke after the departure of Ben Chaplin) begins wearing pale make-up, claiming he is "at death's door", and role-playing as a vampire after reading the books of Anne Rice. When Matt tries to "drink the blood of a fresh ginger virgin", Martin ends up in hospital with a head injury, where he dares to ask out Clare (Tracy Keating), the Irish trainee nurse who treats him. On the date, Clare says that she is looking to lose her virginity to somebody more experienced, which she mistakenly believes Martin is. They arrange for Claire to visit the next evening, and Martin is terrified. Meanwhile, after ending her relationship with "The Rage", Mandy has been successfully celibate for a whole fortnight. In an attempt to ease Martin's self-image issues, Mandy offers to look at his penis in a "consultative capacity", and Matt walks in on this very comprising situation. When Clare comes round, Matt tries to seduce her, at first playing the sympathy card to due the death of his parents, but Matt's attempt at seduction fails miserably, and he gets beaten up by her. At the end of the episode Clare stays the night with Martin and they both lose their virginity. | ||
| 8 | "Slime Surfers & Jissom Monkeys" | 23 September 1996 |
| Mandy begins attending Italian language lessons and resists the advances of her Italian teacher Marco (Oliver Haden) despite her attraction to him, and Marco very mistakenly believes her new-found vow of celibacy to mean that she must be a virgin. Martin is over the moon about the fact that he has lost his virginity and has a nurse as a girlfriend, but flatmates Matt and Mandy are quickly tired of hearing about it. With Martin constantly going out for "shags with Clare", and Mandy staying in a lot more due to her celibacy, flat-bound Matt tells Mandy that Martin is a traitor and Mandy is his new best friend. Mandy is terrified of becoming "the new Martin", but when they get drunk on the sofa together one night Matt confides to her about his agoraphobia, how it feels, and how it was the death of his parents which had caused it. Mandy brings round her old college friend Jason (Mark Powley) under the pretense that he is Mandy's cousin, when in fact he is really a psychologist that Mandy wants to help Matt. Unbeknown to Matt, who thinks Jason is "a double-hard bastard" and his new best friend, Jason is homosexual, and he falls for Matt when Matt kisses him showing him "how to get girls" and wrestles with him on the bed semi-naked. | ||
| 9 | "Double Hard Bastards & Girly Shirt-lifting Tosspieces" | 30 September 1996 |
| Despite his relationship to nurse Clare, Martin can't sleep at night due to a worrying rash, and also getting paranoid and jealous imagining Clare's boss at the hospital, Dr. Harding, fancying her. It turns out Dr Harding is a woman, but not before Martin embarrasses himself in front of a restaurant full of people demanding to know if Harding's "pubes are ginger" like his. Meanwhile, Italian teacher Marco is still attempting to date Mandy, wrongly believing that Mandy is a virgin. This quickly stops when Marco walks in on Matt showing Jason one of his home videos - that is, secretly filming Mandy having sex with an unknown man - to the viewing of Marco. Matt becomes a lot closer to Jason, even dropping his "double-hard bastard" persona around him and showing to Jason a sensitive side that he never shows to Martin and Mandy. Matt however is completely unaware of two things about Jason; that Jason is a psychologist attempting to help him with his agoraphobia, and also completely unaware that Jason is gay and in love with him. Jason successfully goads Matt into going outside to the park, but not without Matt clinging to his surfboard, wearing American football gear, and with Matt being completely terrified of even the ducks; Matt also tries to kill a pigeon which crapped on his surfboard. For his second trip outside, Jason tries to drop a hint to Matt by taking him to a gay gym, but Matt is still completely unaware. For his final trip outside, Matt feels much more confident and goes out alone. At the shop Matt saves the newsagent from an armed robber by knocking the robber unconscious with the surfboard. The newsagent helps Matt home with the reward of hundreds of chocolate bars, but the experience causes Matt's agoraphobia to get even worse after seemingly confirming his fears that the outside world is full of danger and peril. | ||
| 10 | "Heavy Bondage & Custard Creams" | 7 October 1996 |
| Mandy is contacted by an old boyfriend from her school days, Stoat (an early appearance by Eddie Marsan), who says that he has been in the Navy for years, and Mandy invites him round to the flat. Mandy gets into her old school outfit for when he comes round, and Stoat turns up in a fine suit. Mandy introduces him to her flatmates, and as they all watch a news bulletin on the television about a prison break, they discover that Stoat has really been in Brixton prison and has just recently escaped. This revelation causes Stoat to brandish a hidden snubnosed revolver and he tie everybody up in the flat. Stoat reveals he got his suit from some "ginger tosser" - which of course turns out to be Martin, whom Stoat has left naked and tied-up in the park and where a dog is interested in his private parts. Mandy breaks her celibacy vow to seduce Stoat, and she ties him up and takes the gun. She lets him escape before ringing the police. After the hostage crisis, in front of everyone, Clare lets the cat out of the bag about Jason being gay, and Jason uses the opportunity to tell Matt that is love with him. Matt is at first horrified, but when Jason leaves, Matt is secretly sad to have lost the friendship. Later, Clare announces to Martin that they want different things and she wants to break up with him. Matt and Martin stay up late, and in the dead of night find Stoat's handgun down the back of the sofa. Martin, depressed over Clare leaving him, suggests that they play Russian roulette. Matt plays along, believing the gun not to be loaded, but it goes off and blows up the television. | ||
| 11 | "Tangerine Candyfloss & Herne Bay Rock" | 14 October 1996 |
| After Jason's departure, Matt has started to write a dramatic "journal of destiny" which he announces the existence of to Martin and Mandy, but keeps under lock and key and won't let them read as it is "not for gingers or women". Mandy tries to prove a point to herself that she has matured, by going on a date with her old philosophy teacher Brian Kennedy (Matthew Marsh), whom she once fancied in college. Mandy goes back to Brian's home but she manages to resist his advances, and is glad she does when she finds out Brian is married to her old classmate Julia (Elaine Lordan), when Julia comes home early unexpectedly. Martin is depressed about his breakup with Clare, leading Mandy to send round to the flat her attractive friend Hannah (Rebecca Blake) who has a soft spot for red-haired men. Matt attempts to seduce Hannah but fails miserably, who calls him a "five star tosser" and Hannah instead kisses Martin and asks Martin out on a date. Martin turns Hannah down, saying that he is still in love with his ex, much to Matt's horror at a girl not fancying him but gancying Martin. Mandy and Martin eventually find Matt's secretive memoirs accidentally laid out to read, and discover his middle name is "Norman". Matt emerges from the bathroom after having dyed his hair and eyebrows fluorescent orange to become a "ginger tosser" and "fanny magnet" like Martin. | ||
| 12 | "Bruce Willis & Robert De Niro Holding A Fish" | 21 October 1996 |
| Matt has a dislike of Northerners, and so is disgusted to find out that Mandy's latest boyfriend Patrick (Daniel Taylor) is a scouser. Matt is however secretly impressed by Patrick, a comedian, when Patrick shows Matt his stand-up routine, which includes the catchphrase "I'm only doing this for a shag" and doing impressions of "Bruce Willis holding a fish". When alone, Matt begins to practice his own stand-up routine talking about "ginger students". Martin is getting ever more depressed over ex Clare leaving him, so much so that he won't even make Matt a cup of tea as it reminds of her. He follows Clare to church when she finishes work at the hospital, only to nearly get beaten up by somebody else who was praying (Richard Strange). Martin takes up a job at Nightwatch, a crisis hotline for people suffering from depression, which Matt believes is a plan to bring the population down. Matt rings up pretending to be Clare's new boyfriend to aggravate Martin. The next caller is a real one, a transvestite named Frank, whom Martin believes is another of Matt's prank calls, and so Martin verbally abuses him causing Frank to try taking an overdose. Matt is rung up at the flat by Tesni (Lou Gish), a suicidal girl who Martin gave the flat number out to earlier on, but Matt is alone. To try save her life, Matt forces himself to go outside and go round to her house, and is beaten up quite severely by an old woman on the way. Matt arrives at Tesni's house, to discover that some of her friends have come round and Tesni is alright, but Matt agoraphobia causes him to pass out in Tesni's hallway. Matt wakes up in the hospital, where he is watched over by Tesni's friend Susie (Fay Masterson). Matt and Susie share a kiss, and Matt is bemused to discover she is a ginger student. They are soon joined at the hospital by Mandy and boyfriend Patrick, who has been beaten up at his gig due to Bruce Willis' cousin being in the audience and taking offense to Patrick's impersonations. They are further joined by Martin, who has pretended to have taken an overdose to get closer to Clare, and Clare beats Martin up. Matt gives up on the dream of becoming a comedian, and instead muses on becoming a student like Susie. | ||
Despite the official titles appearing onscreen at the start of each episode, advance artwork for the VHS releases showed alternative titles on the cover. Notably, the provisional artwork also showed the actual video release names the wrong way round, with the last three episodes titled "Second Match - Round 1" and the first three as "Second Match - Round 2".
Between the first and second series, Ben Chaplin left the show due to Hollywood offers and the part was given to Neil Stuke who had been the second choice for the part of Matthew at the first series auditions.[2] In the first episode of series two, the substitution of Neil Stuke for Ben Chaplin was acknowledged. The trio are watching Roseanne which had previously referenced the change in actresses playing Becky by having the cast watch TV and comment on actors changing and no one noticing, then looking at Becky. In Game On, Martin asks "I wonder who's playing the daughter this week?!" to which Mandy remarks: "Don't you just hate that, when they keep the same character and change the actor?" Both Mandy and Martin then look subtly yet strangely accusingly at Matt, sitting between them on the sofa, who looks worried.
Series 3 (1998)
| # | Title | Original airdate |
|---|---|---|
| 13 | "episode one" | 2 January 1998 |
| A year on, and Mandy still hasn't got further than the first page of her great novel, and Martin is still not over Clare. Matt's agoraphobia has not improved, which led Matt to dump Susie because Susie wanted him to go outside. Instead, Matt has taken to "shagging his teddy bear", which Mandy and Martin walk in on. Matt begins to study "girl stuff", such as horoscopes, astrology, fortune telling and palm-reading which he believes will help him "shag girls". Whilst the others are at work, Matt answers the door to an imposing woman, Tess Freeman (Evelyn Doggart), who is looking for Mandy. Matt tries it on with Tess but she thinks his palm reading is nonsense, and she crushes Matt's testicles when he suggests she is a sex change due to her large hands. Mandy has started a new job as a personal assistant to a privileged yet bored Eton-graduate, Archie Glenister (Crispin Bonham-Carter), who is shocked at her candid and somewhat crude conversation. Mandy comes home to great distress at hearing Tess Freeman has been round the flat looking for her, telling the others that Tess is a debt collector working for Cooper and Stebbing whom Mandy owes £9,000, that Mandy doesn't have. Martin promises to lend the money to Mandy, but he ends up lending the money to his ex girlfriend Clare instead. Matt says that he will let Mandy off with the six months rent she owes him is she sleeps with him, to which she initially agrees, but freaks him out by sniffing his armpits and so he does not go through with it. Matt gets his own back by ringing Tess and telling her where Mandy works. Tess catches Mandy at work, but Archie, who has an inheritance of £4 million and has taken a shine to Mandy, pays off Mandy's debts. Tess is happy that she has closed a case without beating anyone up (except Matt), and Mandy is so relieved she kisses Archie, which causes him to be pleasantly dumbstruck. | ||
| 14 | "episode two", in some regions, "Martin's Baby" | 9 January 1998 |
| Martin finds out Claire has a baby called Rosie and that he is the father, but she doesn't want him involved until she needs a babysitter. Mandy starts to date her boss Archie, although she might just be interested in his multi-million pound inheritance. | ||
| 15 | "episode three", in some regions, "Marines and a Vacuum Cleaner" | 16 January 1998 |
| Matt decides he wants to join the Marines and decks the flat out. Archie brings round his old Marine pals to chat to Matt about it but Matt has had an accident with a vacuum cleaner that Claire is still trying to remove. | ||
| 16 | "episode four", in some regions, "Crabs" | 23 January 1998 |
| Claire decides Martin would make a terrible father and Mandy passes out while trying to cook for Archie's family. Martin and Matt put on their best behavior and knock up a meal. However, Archie's sister mistakenly believes Rosie is Mandy's and that they are just after Archie's money. | ||
| 17 | "episode five", in some regions, "Laura" | 30 January 1998 |
| Matt starts shagging the attractive woman from upstairs called Laura but he has cried wolf so many times Mandy and Martin just don't believe him. Even sharing her intimate sex secrets and producing her underwear fails to convince them. Martin has problems of his own as Claire decides to emigrate with her hunky new Australian boyfriend taking Martin's daughter Rosie with them, and so Martin goes to get legal advice from a misogynistic solicitor. | ||
| 18 | "episode six", in some regions, "Wedding Day" | 6 February 1998 |
| In the final episode, Martin gets a postcard from Claire in Australia informing him that she has married Shane. Martin meets a new girl, Rachel, at Mandy's hen night who is very similar to Claire (because she is also played by Tracy Keating) and immediately proceeds to buy her a nurse's outfit and wig and asks her to speak with an Irish accent. It is Mandy's wedding day to Archie, Mandy is getting cold feet but goes to church, and Matt is smuggled to the church in the boot of a car (the episode features the song The View From Here by Dubstar as Mandy walks down the stairs in her bride's dress). Archie dies whilst trying to get pulled over for speeding on the way to church to fulfill his final obligatory challenge set by his old Marine unit. The show ends with Mandy "going a funny colour" as she realises she is stuck in the flat forever, and Matt asks Mart to make her a cup of tea. | ||