List of Dick Figures episodes
Dick Figures is an American adult-oriented animated comedy series created and written by Ed Skudder and Zack Keller.
Series overview
| Season | Episodes | Originally aired | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season premiere | Season finale | |||
| Pilot | Unaired (revealed August 24, 2012) | |||
| 1 | 10 | November 18, 2010 | March 24, 2011 | |
| 2 | April 21, 2011 | August 25, 2011 | ||
| 3 | September 22, 2011 | January 26, 2012 | ||
| 4 | April 5, 2012 | August 1, 2012 | ||
| 5 | August 27, 2013 | June 26, 2014 | ||
| Film | 12 | September 17, 2013 | November 26, 2013 | |
List of episodes
Pilot
| No. in series |
No. in season |
Title | Time | Written by | Original air date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | 0 | "Unaired Pilot" | 1:06 | Ed Skudder | Unaired (revealed August 24, 2012)[1] |
| This is the original development pilot that Ed Skudder pitched to Mondo Media before "Dick Figures" was picked up as a series in September 2010. It can be seen that it is called "Stick Figures" and all the characters are fully colored in. | |||||
Season 1 (2010-11)
| No. in series |
No. in season |
Title | Time | Written by | Original air date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | "A Bee or Something" | 2:27 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | November 18, 2010[2] |
| Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes Auto-Tuned. Now he's having a worse day. | |||||
| 2 | 2 | "Panda Hat" | 2:25 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | December 2, 2010[3] |
| Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo! | |||||
| 3 | 3 | "Flame War" | 3:10 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | December 15, 2010[4] |
| Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree. | |||||
| 4 | 4 | "Traffic Jams" | 1:56 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | December 29, 2010[5] |
| Red drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere. | |||||
| 5 | 5 | "Steakosaurus" | 3:11 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | January 13, 2011[6] |
| Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling. | |||||
| 6 | 6 | "OMG" | 2:01 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | January 27, 2011[7] |
| Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer. | |||||
| 7 | 7 | "Trouble Date" | 2:08 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | February 10, 2011[8] |
| Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue! | |||||
| 8 | 8 | "Kitty Amazing" | 2:46 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | February 24, 2011[9] |
| Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.' | |||||
| 9 | 9 | "Role Playas" | 2:45 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | March 10, 2011[10] |
| Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft. | |||||
| 10 | 10 | "Attack of the Pwns" | 4:10 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | March 24, 2011[11] |
| Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever. | |||||
Season 2 (2011)
| No. in series |
No. in season |
Title | Time | Written by | Original air date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 | 1 | "Zombies & Shotguns" | 2:31 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | April 21, 2011[12] |
| During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while zombies go after much larger body parts. | |||||
| 12 | 2 | "Camp Anarchy" | 2:20 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | May 5, 2011[13] |
| Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a literal blast igniting dynamite. | |||||
| 13 | 3 | "Butt Genie" | 2:24 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | May 19, 2011[14] |
| Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole. | |||||
| 14 | 4 | "Lord Tourette's Syndrome" | 2:26 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | June 2, 2011[15] |
| Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth. | |||||
| 15 | 5 | "Fang Angels" | 2:48 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | June 16, 2011[16] |
| Blue is placed under house arrest by the vampire group, the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape out of jail. | |||||
| 16 | 6 | "Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada" | 2:52 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | June 30, 2011[17] |
| Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures. | |||||
| 17 | 7 | "Y U So Meme?" | 3:04 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | July 14, 2011[18] |
| Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass. | |||||
| 18 | 8 | "Sex Marks the Spot" | 3:48 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | July 28, 2011[19] |
| Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the "Raiders of the Lost Fart". | |||||
| 19 | 9 | "We're Cops!" | 3:27 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | August 11, 2011[20] |
| After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code. | |||||
| 20 | 10 | "Bath Rhymes" | 4:35 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | August 25, 2011[21] |
| Several hundred animation submissions were combined into a music video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. | |||||
Season 3 (2011–2012)
| No. in series |
No. in season |
Title | Time | Written by | Original air date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21 | 1 | "Adventures of Batman & The Bloser" | 2:27 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | September 22, 2011[22] |
| Red, Blue and the rest of the color spectrum are on high alert as Earl Grey, a super-high-class super-villain, threatens to teabag the world into black-and-white! | |||||
| 22 | 2 | "Real Dudes Bros Night Man" | 3:52 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | October 6, 2011[23] |
| On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship. | |||||
| 23 | 3 | "Terminate-Her" | 3:20 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | October 20, 2011[24] |
| At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69. | |||||
| 24 | 4 | "Modern Flame War 3" | 4:33 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | November 3, 2011[25] |
| After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas. | |||||
| 25 | 5 | "Planet Asshole" | 3:48 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | November 17, 2011[26] |
| After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing. | |||||
| 26 | 6 | "Zeusbag" | 3:42 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | December 1, 2011[27] |
| Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus. | |||||
| 27 | 7 | "Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew" | 3:26 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | December 15, 2011[28] |
| After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plains, bare-knuckle booze brawl. | |||||
| 28 | 8 | "Brain Switch" | 2:54 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | December 29, 2011[29] |
| The only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue at least. When the pair accidentally swaps brains shit gets crazy as they try to take over the other's life... poorly. | |||||
| 29 | 9 | "Pleasure Cruise" | 3:39 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | January 12, 2012[30] |
| Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck. | |||||
| 30 | 10 | "Kung Fu Winners" | 5:48 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | January 26, 2012[31] |
| When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS. | |||||
Season 4 (2012)
| No. in series |
No. in season |
Title | Time | Written by | Original air date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31 | 1 | "Losing Streakers" | 2:47 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | April 5, 2012[32] |
| A gambling road trip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery. | |||||
| 32 | 2 | "Pussy Magnet" | 2:00 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | April 18, 2012 (Dick Figures Website) April 19, 2012 (YouTube)[33] |
| To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again. | |||||
| 33 | 3 | "Taco Tuesday" | 2:50 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | May 3, 2012[34] |
| After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. | |||||
| 34 | 4 | "Ocho Muerte" | 2:01 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | May 16, 2012 (Dick Figures Website) May 17, 2012 (YouTube)[35] |
| Blue’s about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus." | |||||
| 35 | 5 | "First Day of Cool" | 4:39 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | May 31, 2012[36] |
| Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else. | |||||
| 36 | 6 | "The Red Devil" | 2:47 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | June 14, 2012[37] |
| Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico". | |||||
| 37 | 7 | "Freshman 15" | 2:39 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | June 28, 2012[38] |
| Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! | |||||
| 38 | 8 | "The Ballad of Lord Tourettes" | 2:12 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | July 5, 2012[39] |
| A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it. | |||||
| 39 | 9 | "The Fart Knight Rises" | 3:54 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | July 12, 2012[40] |
| Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. | |||||
| 40 | 10 | "Robot Frog" | 2:57 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | August 1, 2012[41] |
| Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning. | |||||
Season 5 (2013–2014)
Season 5's release and production was subject to 2 large hiatuses. Due to the production of the movie, season 5's production was put on hold until after the movie was done so there was a one year gap between the end of season 4 and the beginning of season 5. A hiatus also occurred between episodes 3 and 4 due to both the weekly release of the movie starting on September 17th 2013 and the crew taking a break from the year-long production of the movie. Regular release of the season resumed in April 2014.
As well as being released on YouTube for free viewing, the season was also available to buy in advance to the YouTube release. This purchase included the exclusive bonus episode "Figured Out", which wasn't released on YouTube.
| No. in series |
No. in season |
Title | Time | Written by | Original air date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 41 | 1 | "GTA: Pacific Grim" | 2:41 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | August 27, 2013[42] |
| Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, but don't realize they're actually controlling a giant mech that's terrorizing their town! | |||||
| 42 | 2 | "Hardcore Chore" | 2:39 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | September 3, 2013[43] |
| Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores... in the most hardcore manner possible. | |||||
| 43 | 3 | "Snowjob" | 2:44 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | September 10, 2013[44] |
| A freak snowstorm cuts power to the town and turns Red into a living snowman… who has to pee really badly. Blue and Pink must find a way to break him free before his bladder explodes. | |||||
| 44 | 4 | "Dick Figures The Movie The Song" | 2:41 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | April 3, 2014[45] |
| The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie. | |||||
| 45 | 5 | "The Red Planet" | 3:11 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | April 17, 2014 |
| Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the planet’s only, and most annoying, inhabitant: the Mars Rover. | |||||
| 46 | 6 | "A Hobbit of Thrones" | 2:48 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | May 1, 2014 |
| A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better while incredibly high on pot-brownies. But disaster strikes when people start making up their own D&D rules. | |||||
| 47 | 7 | "Das Vidiamond" | 2:59 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | May 15, 2014 |
| The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob who threatens to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! Through a series of black-out flash-backs we see what the hell happened the night before. | |||||
| 48 | 8 | "Trash God" | 3:27 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | May 29, 2014 |
| While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size! The ants revere Red as their “Trash God” because of how dirty he is. Ant-hilarity ensues. | |||||
| 49 | 9 | "Chick Figures" | 2:52 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | June 12, 2014 |
| A gender-swap episode. | |||||
| 50 | 10 | "Happy Birthdump" | 2:49 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | June 26, 2014 |
| Red and Blue get terrible food poisoning from their favorite Mexican restaurant. It’s a race to see if they can get to a toilet before shit literally hits the fan. | |||||
| 51 | 11 | "Figured Out" | 3:15 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | July 10, 2014 |
| In this special episode, we see what happens to the Dick Figures cast after the movie. | |||||
Film (2013)
Dick Figures: The Movie was released on September 17, 2013. On the same day, it was split up into 12 different chapters and released weekly on YouTube. The full movie can be seen now for online streaming on Yekra, Amazon.com and Netflix, and can be purchased for digital download through iTunes, Google Play, Vudu, PlayStation Network, and Xbox.
| No. | Title | Time | Original air date |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | "Growing Pains" | 6:05 | September 17, 2013[46] |
| 2 | "Gettin' Mah Quest On" | 7:56 | September 24, 2013[47] |
| 3 | "Japan is Crazy" | 5:26 | October 1, 2013[48] |
| 4 | "Temple of Takagami" | 5:58 | October 8, 2013[49] |
| 5 | "The Mast & The Furious" | 4:39 | October 15, 2013[50] |
| 6 | "Captain Crookygrin" | 6:30 | October 22, 2013 |
| 7 | "Gin & Jetpacks" | 5:37 | October 29, 2013 |
| 8 | "Café Tourettes" | 5:09 | November 5, 2013 |
| 9 | "Baguette Away" | 5:44 | November 12, 2013 |
| 10 | "Red & Blue Adieu" | 4:00 | November 19, 2013 |
| 11 | "Animality" | 6:38 | November 26, 2013 |
| 12 | "Cuz We're Awesome" | 11:50 | December 2, 2013 |
References
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Original Un-Aired Pilot". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : A Bee or Something (Ep #1)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Panda Hat (Ep #2)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Flame War (Ep #3)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Traffic Jams (Ep #4)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Steakosaurus (Ep #5)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : OMG (Ep #6)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Trouble Date (Ep #7)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Kitty Amazing (Ep #8)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Role Playas (Ep #9)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Attack of the Pwns (Ep #10)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Zombies & Shotguns (Ep #11)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Camp Anarchy (Ep #12)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Butt Genie (Ep #13)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Lord Tourette's Syndrome (Ep #14)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Fang Angels (Ep #15)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada (Ep #16)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Y U So Meme? (Ep #17)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Sex Marks the Spot (Ep #18)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : We're Cops! (Ep #19)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Bath Rhymes (Ep #20)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Adventures of Batman & The Bloser (Ep #20)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Real Dudes Bros Night Man (Ep #21)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Terminate-Her (Ep #22)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Modern Flame War (Ep #23)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Planet Asshole (Ep #24)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Zeusbag (Ep #25)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew (Ep #26)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Brain Switch (Ep #27)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Pleasure Cruise (Ep #29)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Kung Fu Winners (Ep #30)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Losing Streakers (Ep #30)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Pussy Magnet (Ep #31)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Taco Tuesday (Ep #32)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Ocho Muerte (Ep #33)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : First Day of Cool (Ep #34)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : The Red Devil (Ep #35)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Freshman 15 (Ep #36)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Ballad of Lord Tourettes (Ep #37)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : The Fart Knight Rises (Ep #38)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Robot Frog (Ep #39)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : GTA: Pacific Grim (Ep #41)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Hardcore Chore (Ep #42)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Snowjob (Ep #43)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures : Dick Figures The Movie The Song (Ep #43)". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures The Movie : Chapter 1". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures The Movie : Chapter 2". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures The Movie : Chapter 3". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures The Movie - Chapter 4 of 12". YouTube.
- ↑ "Dick Figures The Movie - Chapter 5 of 12". YouTube.