List of Cow and Chicken episodes

Field Trip to Folsom Prison: While on a field trip to a local prison (where the Red Guy is the Warden), Chicken ends up switching places with one of the convicts.

Supermodel Cow: Cow has her big break when the Red Guy hires her as a supermodel. She soon learns that fame does not last long.

Alive!: A game of "Catch" results in Cow and her cousin, Boneless Chicken getting stuck on the roof of their house.

Confused: After making a small mess, Cow and Chicken are sent to a military school, then to sensitivity training (both run by the Red Guy).

The Ugliest Weenie - Part One: Cow writes a play entitled "The Ugliest Weenie", which Chicken finds to be stupid, but the drama teacher, Mr. Fleur, finds it compelling and turns it into a play. Chicken's role in the play leads to love with a French student, and a feud with best friend, Flem.

Crash Dive!: Chicken floats down stream in his new home-made submarine. Knowing of a nearby waterfall, Cow attempts to save him.

School Bully: Chicken and Flem help their regular bully, Butch, after he is outshined by a meaner, stronger bully.

Orthodontic Police: Cow and Chicken are given inhumane braces by an "orthodontic police officer" (the Red Guy). They soon learn that they're not the only ones.

Cow's Instincts... Don't It?: Cow believes that she has some form of herding instinct, which leads her to following a postman, ducks, fish and even soldiers!

Chicken's First Kiss: After the girls beat the boys in a game of "Girls Chase Boys", Chicken is tormented by the claim that he is in love with a girl named Winey. This leads to Chicken having an anxiety attack over suffering from her "cooties".

Lawnmower Chicken: Chicken tries to earn extra money by mowing the lawn of Mr. Devlin (the Red Guy).

Space Cow: As part of a school assignment, Cow and Chicken write essays on what jobs they want when they're older. Since Cow's essay won, she gets to live her dream as an astronaut, whereas the runner-up, Chicken, works at a supermarket.

Headhunting in Oregon: The family head over to Oregon to find a tribe of head-hunters. Eventually, Chicken soon becomes the "hunted", especially when the Red Guy is their leader.

Fluffy the Anaconda: Cow adopts an anaconda, who proceeds to swallow the entire family.

Pirate Lessons: Capt'n Buttz Pirate (the Red Guy) takes Cow and Chicken aboard to become pirates.

Halloween with Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast: Following advice from Dead Ghost (the Red Guy spoofing Space Ghost), Cow and Chicken go trick-or-treating dressed as adults resembling their parents.

Tongue Sandwich: A talkative Cow ends up with her tongue escaping after a sneeze. The tongue causes all sorts of mayhem which ends up with the law on his tail.

Sumo Cow: Cow represents the school for sumo wrestling, and Chicken finds some advantage to this.

Comet!: Chicken plays a comet prank during a field trip to an observatory, but the entire city thinks that the comet is real.

Dirty Laundry: The school revamps their newspaper into a television news show with the help of Geraldo Rearviewa (the Red Guy), who uses Chicken to generate scandalous stories.

Boneless Kite: Cow, Chicken and their cousin Boneless Chicken travel to the Lava Park, where they learn how to fly a kite. Unfortunately, when Baron Von Non-Leiderhosen (the Red Guy) loses his kite, he uses Boneless as one for a tug o' war contest.

Buffalo Gals: Cow and Chicken's house is invaded by a gang of female bikers who like to literally chew on carpet and invite Cow into a game of softball.

Note: This episode aired only once on the date of its original airing and was banned and replaced with the "Orthodontic Police" episode.

Cow and Chicken Reclining: While trying out Dad's lethal chair, both Cow and Chicken end up trapped inside.

Free Inside!: Chicken receives a credit card (which only has 25 cents worth of credit) inside his cereal. He and Cow are both stalked by the Red Guy over the fee they have to pay after purchasing some gum.

The Karate Chick: Chicken takes up karate lessons in order to get back at a school bully.

Meet Lance Sackless: Cow and Chicken attempt to get their home video sent to a big TV show in Canada, hosted by Lance Sackless (the Red Guy).

The Bad News Plastic Surgeons: Cow and Chicken represent the school for Plastic Surgery, with Dr. Hiney (the Red Guy) under their wing.

Child Star: Cow takes the starring role in Ivan Panced's (the Red Guy's) new movie, "Pretty Little Girl".

Bad Chicken: After Cow and Chicken tamper with the school photocopier, The Copy Fairy (the Red Guy) makes an evil version of Chicken through one of his copies. Evil Chicken soon runs rampant and it becomes up to Cow and Chicken to stop him and clear Chicken's name.

Can Cow Come Out and Play?: The Red Guy notices Cow has Crabs the Warthog, whereas he has the matching dollhouse. He tries to ask Mom if he can play with Cow, but she says she would not allow it "unless he was the last man on Earth". He attempts to lure the entire world's population (excluding Cow) into a free trailer.

Goin' My Way?: Mom and Dad pick up, and then adopt a hitchhiker in the form of the Red Guy, much to the disappointment of Cow and Chicken.

Cow Fly: Cow avoids boredom by making friends with a fly, much to the annoyance of Chicken.

Sergeant Weenie Arms: Chicken, Flem and Earl are trained by action figure, Sergeant Weenie Arms, to become weenie marines like him.

Me an' My Dog: Cow adopts an invisible dog as a pet.

Grandma at the Mall: Grandmama takes Cow and Chicken over to a mall, where they attempt to find a Grampa. While this old timer is blind as a bat, Chicken uses this to his advantage in order to spend time with best buddies, Flem and Earl.

Chickens Don't Fly: While waiting to board a plane for his and Cow's visit to Brunei, Chicken suddenly has a fear of flying.

Playin' Hookie: Realizing that he has failed to study for a math test, Chicken pretends he is sick, and tries anything to prove it to Mom and Dad. When he is found out, he is sent back to school, only to realize that the math teacher has fallen ill and the test was subsequently replaced by a Chocolate test, which the class thoroughly enjoyed.

The Day I Was Born: Cow attempts to learn about the day she was born, despite mixed views and opinions.

101 Uses for Cow and Chicken: After playing with a price tagging gun at a supermarket, Cow and Chicken are purchased by the Red Guy.

Be Careful What You Wish for: Chicken's wish for Cow to shut up comes true. When he is run over by a truck, he regrets it after being sentenced to 50 years in prison for jaywalking (although the truck driver was at fault) when Cow refuses to clear his name.

Night of the Ed!: The family have a new pet in the form of a wild jackal named Ed.

Invisible Cow: After being sold an invisibility potion by the Red Guy, Cow really believes she is invisible, despite not drinking it. She goes on to cause trouble, in which she, somehow, gets away with.

Chachi, the Chewing Gum Seal: In order to prove to Chicken that she is artistic, Cow creates a seal out of chewing gum. Eventually, she wishes that her work of art, affectionately named Chachi, could live, which soon becomes a reality (and then a nightmare when the seal badmouths Cow).

The Big Move: Cow and Chicken are moving home, and remember the great moments they've had at their old house.

Cow's Toys: Cow's favorite toys, Crabs the Warthog, Piles the Beaver and Manure the Bear, make their escape out of the house on their own quest: to find "Maiden Hong Kong".

Cloud Nine: Chicken wants to ride on a kiddie's jet stationed outside a hardware store, but when he gets the money from Cow, it gets taken away.

Major Wedgie: Mom and Dad tell Cow and Chicken how they first met. This involves boot camp and a grumpy superior named Major Wedgie (the Red Guy).

Professor Longhorn Steer: In order to prove to Cow and Chicken that the Earth is flat, Dad brings in his brother, Professor Longhorn Steer, to teach them proper education.

A Couple of Skating Fools: Chicken and Earl compete against Flem and the Red Guy in a figure skating contest. Unfortunately, when Earl is left injured, Chicken tries to find another way to win.

The Full Mounty: It's "Bring Your Kid to Work" Day, and Cow and Chicken are with Dad at his office, but a Canadian Mountie (the Red Guy) constantly stalks the siblings around the entire building.

Snail Boy: Cow and Chicken's cousin, Snail Boy is coming to their school. He has proven to humiliate them in some ways, such as becoming a model for figure drawing.

Chicken's Fairy Tale: Chicken, Flem and Earl find a beanstalk in the back garden, and it soon follows a story in the style of Jack and the Beanstalk.

Cow's Horse: Cow adopts a horse named Blackie, much to the disapproval of Chicken, Mom, and Dad.

Cow's a Beauty: The Red Guy attempts to enter Cow into a beauty pageant.

Duck, Duck Chicken!: Dr. Hiney (the Red Guy) gives Chicken surgery, transforming him into a duck.

The Cow and Chicken Blues: Cow and Chicken are feeling down, and visit their next door neighbor, who happens to be a famous blues musician. Through song, he tells them a wild tale.