J. Milton Hayes

James Milton Hayes (1884–1940), known as J. Milton Hayes, was an English actor and poet, best known for his 1911 dramatic monologue The Green Eye of the Little Yellow God, much parodied by his contemporary Stanley Holloway and later by The Goon Show. He also wrote and performed many other monologues.

He was commissioned in the Manchester Regiment, 31 December 1915[1] and awarded the Military Cross in November 1917.[2][3] In 1918 he was captured and as a prisoner of war was held at Mainz Citadel with Alec Waugh.

In his book My Brother Evelyn and Other Profiles[4] Waugh describes Hayes as "A North Country man; he was nearly forty; he was brisk, assured, purposeful, with his eye on the main chance. He was the first person I heard analyse success." He gives Hayes's account of the writing of the poem:

"I wrote The Green Eye of the Little Yellow God in five hours, but I had it all planned out. It isn't poetry and it does not pretend to be, but it does what it sets out to do. It appeals to the imagination from the start: those colours, green and yellow, create an atmosphere. Then India, everyone has his own idea of India. Don't tell the public too much. Strike chords. It is no use describing a house; the reader will fix the scene in some spot he knows himself. All you've got to say is 'India' and a man sees something. Then play on his susceptibilities.
His name was Mad Carew. You've got the whole man there. The public will fill in the picture for you. And then the mystery. Leave enough unsaid to make paterfamilias pat himself on the back. 'I've spotted it, he can't fool me. I'm up to that dodge. I know where he went.' No need to explain. Then that final ending where you began. It carries people back. You've got a compact whole. 'A broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew' They'll weave a whole story round that woman's life. Every man's a novelist at heart. We all tell ourselves stories. That's what you've got to play on."

Notes

  1. ↑ Gazette Issue 29420 published on the 28 December 1915. Page 13
  2. ↑ Gazette Issue 30399 published on the 23 November 1917. Page 5
  3. ↑ Gazette Issue 30614 published on the 5 April 1918. Page 21
  4. ↑ Waugh, Alex (1967) My Brother and Other Profiles Cassell London

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