He Do the Time Police in Different Voices

He Do the Time Police in Different Voices is a collection of parodies and pastiches of the work of multiple authors of science fiction, fantasy, and detective fiction, all written by David Langford between 1976 and 2002 for various publications; the collection was published in 2003 by Wildside Press. The title is an homage to the originally proposed title of T. S. Eliot's groundbreaking poem, The Waste Land (itself a passage from Charles Dickens's Our Mutual Friend).

HDTTPIDV incorporates Langford's 1988 collection, The Dragonhiker's Guide to Battlefield Covenant at Dune's Edge: Odyssey Two.

List of authors parodied in HDTTPIDV

• Harlan Ellison
• Piers Anthony
• Isaac Asimov
• Lewis Carroll
• The Brothers Grimm
• Frank Herbert
• William Hope Hodgson
• Michael Moorcock
• Damon Runyon
• E. E. Smith
• A. E. van Vogt
• James White
• Jorge Luis Borges
• G. K. Chesterton
• Agatha Christie
• Arthur Conan Doyle
• H. P. Lovecraft
• Rex Stout