Elves (film)

Elves
Directed by Jeffrey Mandel
Produced by Mark Paglia
Written by Jeffrey Mandel
Starring Dan Haggerty
Deanna Lund
Ken Carpenter
Music by Vladimir Horunzhy
Cinematography Kenny Carmack
Edited by Tom Matthies
Production
company
Distributed by Action International Pictures
AIP Home Video
Release dates
 October 24, 1989
Running time
 89 min
Country USA
Language English

Elves is a 1989 American horror film directed by Jeffrey Mandel and starring Dan Haggerty, Deanna Lund and Ken Carpenter.[1]

Plot

When teenager Kirsten (Julie Austin) accidentally cuts her hand during an "Anti-Christmas" pagan ritual with her friends Brooke and Amy in the woods, her spilled blood awakens an ancient demonic Christmas elf. The elf is the central figure in a modern-day Neo-Nazi plot to finally bring about the master race that Hitler had always dreamed of conquering the world with. Rather than a race of pure-blood Aryans, it is revealed that Hitler instead dreamed of a race of half-human/half-elf hybrids (it is also revealed that elves figured heavily into a pseudo-cult religion that the Nazis practiced in secret). Kirsten is also a figure in this plot as she is the last remaining pure-blooded Aryan virgin in the world, her Grandfather being a former Nazi who was once involved in the plot (but is now reformed); he is also her father, as inbreeding was somehow considered crucial to maintaining a pure Aryan bloodline. Unaware of all these sinister goings-on, the non-festive Kirsten continues to sulk her way through the Christmas season as she works at the snack counter of a local department store.

Mike McGavin (Dan Haggerty) is an ex-cop who lost his badge when he lost control of his alcoholism. Jobless, penniless, and recently served a notice of eviction from his ramshackle trailer home, Mike turns to his old friend – the manager of the department store – for help, and winds up becoming the store Santa after the prior Santa is murdered by the elf. Without a proper home, Mike sneaks into the store at night to sleep in the storage room and live off the snack counter left-overs. One night, he hears Kirsten and her friends, who have also sneaked in, frolicking through the store as they wait for their boyfriends to show up for an all-night party. The shadowy Nazi group arrives instead, planning to kidnap Kirsten and find the elf so the master race can finally be made reality. With Mike's help, Kirsten escapes with her life, though her friends are not so lucky. Promptly fired for breaking into the store after hours, Mike and Kirsten are able to devote their time to unraveling the plot. After making a Christmas Eve visit to the local college library and later breaking into a professor's home to demand information, Mike realizes what is afoot and sets out to protect Kirsten. Mike, Kirsten and her Grandfather have a final climactic showdown with the Nazis and the elf in Kirsten's home, culminating in the woods where Kirsten destroys the elf by performing a ritual involving an "elfstone" from her grandfather's study. The following morning, Kirsten huddles in the now-inexplicably destroyed forest as it begins to snow for the first time that winter. The film ends on the image of a fetus, suggesting perhaps that the plot was successful despite the elf's seeming inability to actually copulate with Kirsten before its demise.

Cast

Production

It was shot in 1989, in Colorado Springs in Colorado, USA.[2]

Soundtrack

The score was composed by Ukrainian jazz composer Vladimir Horunzhy.[3]

Release

It premiered in a limited theatrical release 1989 and was on a rated R VHS released on December 19th, 1994 over. AIP Home Video.[4] The film is currently unavailable on DVD.

References

  1. ↑ The WTF Friday Video of the Week: The Elves Are Coming!
  2. ↑ Bad Cinema Diary - the "E" pages
  3. ↑ Elves Movie Reviews, Trailer & Summary-Spout
  4. ↑ Elves B-Movie Review - Bad Movies.org

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