Dance: Ten; Looks: Three

Dance: Ten; Looks: Three is a song from the musical A Chorus Line. It is sung by Val.

Production

The title of the song was changed from "Tits and Ass" to "Dance: Ten; Looks: Three" because the former title ruined the punchline.

Synopsis

Val sings about how she was only able to find success in the music theatre industry after receiving plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts and buttocks.

Critical reception

The Telegraph describes it as "a saucy paean to plastic surgery".^[1]

References

↑ http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/theatre/theatre-reviews/9880399/A-Chorus-Line-London-Palladium-review.html

A Chorus Line

Adaptations	A Chorus Line (1975 musical) A Chorus Line (1985 film)

Songs	"I Hope I Get It" "I Can Do That" "At the Ballet" "Sing!" "Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love "Nothing Mother Gimme the Ball "Dance: Ten; Looks: Three" "The Music and the Mirror" "One" "What I Did for Love"