It's Sleazy

It's Sleazy is Gwar's fifth conceptual movie, in which the band appears on Sleazy P. Martini's talk show. The story of the film is based on their We Kill Everything album. This movie is included in the "Gwar DVD Box Set".

This is the last Gwar movie to feature Hunter Jackson, Casey Orr, and Danielle Stampe, as well as the only movie to feature Zach Blair, as members of Gwar. Chuck Varga, who had left Gwar in 1996, immediately following the tours for RagNaRok, makes his final appearance as well.

Plot

The story begins on GWAR's popular TV channel Slave Pit TV, as documentary "Great Moments in Pistory" details the discovery of an ancient stone tablet of alien origin and mysterious power, by archeologist Dr. Leaky and his assistant. Upon "celebrating" his biggest discovery onto the tablet and his assistant, Dr. Leaky is soon gruesomely made short work of by the angered and awakened being buried near the tablet, and the show ends upon his assistant's cleavage, leading into the premise show It's Sleazy.

On set, after extorting "funds" from various front row seats and greeting his crowd, GWAR manager Sleazy P. Martini starts the show's focus of "GWAR Fucked Up My Life", with habitually drunk and wealthy widow Dotty Crust and her son, whom she claims GWAR transformed into a monster upon the purchase of their albums and at "the site of Balsac's face". Soon after the messy "resolution" between her and her son, their next host, Wally Lipsmear, a now mentally insane and gender confused post-surgery midget and former MTV "V.J.", given the "Giuliani" treatment upon refusing the airing of GWAR's music videos for not having a "negro" in the band, is immediately crushed by debris by long lost sojourning Scumdog Scrouta Moon, who walks in on set through a wall.

Upon an easy battle with Sleazy's security, Sleazy is soon spared upon answering Scrouta's quest for GWAR, as the band is backstage. Walking on set through the same wall, and coincidentally through Scrouta's mystical stone tablet, various shady figures steal the remnants of the tablet as Oderous and Scrouta engage and greet each other in combat. Settling down, Scrouta states his purposes for his arrival: Not only dedicated to GWAR and the Scumdogs of the Universe as their mystic adviser and eternal helper, Scrouta also planned to help GWAR gain favor once more with the Master through the use of his sacred tablet, which would spell doom for the universe however, should it be desecrated.

While eager to truly help Scrouta recover the tablet and evade the wrath of the Master, Scrouta is put through a time honored ritual to prove himself worthy as a Scumdog of the Universe, a long time binge and constant hit of the Nitro Burnin Funny Bong, and dozens of other recreational drugs; Scrouta passes the intense partying and holds his ground without fail.

Soon, calling upon Porcelon, Scrouta's legendary interdimensional portal potty, the group engages the thieving antagonists of the tablet, using its powers for petty means and fame as TV celebrities, defeating Marilyn Has-Been, The King of Rock N' Roll, the Jagermonsta, and YG, who is summoned by GWAR as a final test for Scrouta to finally prove himself as Scumdog material. During the battle with YG however, Scrouta is killed in battle, with Oderous needing to finish off the beast.

Upon discovering the last piece of the tablet at Sleazy's Crab House, Oderous by himself attempts to piece the tablet together once more, however, the group ultimately discovers that they cannot repair it without Scrouta's help, who is dead. Slymenstra soon takes on the task, and resurrects and surgically enhances Scrouta back to life, bigger and stronger in the process. Able to finally piece back the tablet together and return to the reaches of deep space once more, Slymenstra disastrously disposes her Free Flow sheep tampon carcass in Porcelon's bowl, soon summoning the Master onto Earth.

Engaged in a tense and epic battle against the Master, GWAR does all they can, however, broadcasting time is soon cut short by Sleazy, stating that while they do have time to broadcast, he states they don't "have time for this shit", being the destruction and chaos on Sleazy's set. Soon parting off, Sleazy makes mention of next week's episode, being the interview with Skulhedface, who has degenerated into a hopeless crack addict after having been embarrassingly defiled on national television.

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Oderus Urungus Balsac the Jaws of Death Beefcake the Mighty Jizmak Da Gusha Pustulus Maximus Sleazy P. Martini Flattus Maximus Sexecutioner Slymenstra Hymen Techno Destructo Nippleus Erectus Joey Slutman Mr. Magico Lee Beato Stephen Sphincter Hans Orifice Müsel Scroda Moon

Studio albums	Hell-O Scumdogs of the Universe America Must Be Destroyed This Toilet Earth RagNaRok Carnival of Chaos We Kill Everything Violence Has Arrived War Party Beyond Hell Lust in Space Bloody Pit of Horror Battle Maximus

EPs	The Road Behind

Live albums	You're All Worthless and Weak Germany Must Be Destroyed Live from Mt. Fuji

Compilations	Slaves Going Single Let There Be Gwar

Singles	Hate Love Songs/Penguin Attack The Art of War Rawgwar Köszönöm Wolfgang A.M. – A New World of Sound Gwar Lite A Soundtrack to Kill Yourself to School's Out Stripper Christmas Summer Weekend Isn't This Disgusting

Videos and DVDs	Shimmy Disc Video Compilation V.1 Rawgwar The Next Mutation Live from Antarctica Phallus in Wonderland All the Sex Twice the Violence Tour De Scum TVD Skulhedface Return of Techno-Destructo Rendezvous with Ragnarok Surprising Burst of Chocolaty Fudge Dawn of the Day of the Night of the Penguins It's Sleazy The Gwarnage Campaign Blood Drive 2002 Ultimate Video Gwarchive War Party Tour 2004 Blood Bath and Beyond Beyond Hell Live

Related articles	Discography Videography Members Slaves Dave Brockie Experience Death Piggy X-Cops Slave Pit Records

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