Election Night Special

"Election Night Special" is a Monty Python sketch parodying the coverage of United Kingdom general elections, specifically the 1970 general election, on the BBC by including hectic (and downright silly) actions by the media and a range of ridiculous candidates.

This sketch was featured in Episode 19 of the Monty Python's Flying Circus TV series, which aired November 3, 1970. A somewhat different version of the sketch (leading into The Lumberjack Song) was also featured on the Monty Python Live at the Theatre Royal Drury Lane album.^[1]

Throughout the sketch, the linkman (John Cleese) and other commentators appear in a fixed sequence, either giving variations on their original statement or simply repeating it, as results are coming in from various constituencies. The election is mainly contested by two major parties, the Sensible Party and the Silly Party, though third-party candidates (Slightly Silly, Very Silly) make their appearance.

The candidates and their vote totals

The sketch focuses on election results from the following three constituencies:

At the end of the sketch, further results are given in short:

• Engelbert Humperdinck gains Barrow in Furness from Ann Haydon-Jones and her husband Pip.
• Arthur Negus has held Bristols. "That's not a result, that's a bit of gossip". (Bristols is rhyming slang for 'breasts': Bristol City = titty.)
• Mary Whitehouse taking Umbrage (in reaction to the previous "held Bristols").
• Wales isn't swinging at all, which is "no surprise"
• Monty Python holds the Credits.^[2]

The Drury Lane version gives a different set of results:

• A little pink pussycat gains Barrow in Furness, "a gain for the liberals, there".
• Rastas Odinga-Odinga has taken Wolverhampton Southwest, "That's Enoch Powell's old constituency; an important gain for Darkie Power".
• Arthur Negus has held Bristols. "That's not a result, that's a bit of gossip". (see above)
• Sir Alec Douglas-Home has taken Oldham for the Stone-Dead party.
• A small piece of putty about that big, a cheese mechanic from Dunbar and two frogs, one called Kipper and the other one not, have all gone "neep neep neep" in Blackpool Central.

Cultural references

• Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, here a candidate for Luton, made another appearance in the third season of Monty Python's Flying Circus, appearing in the "Spot the Looney" sketch.
• In the 1981 Crosby by-election, candidate John Desmond Dougrez-Lewis, a 22-year-old student from Hayes in Greater London, changed his name by deed poll to Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel. Thus the name was printed on the ballot paper, although the Returning Officer simply referred to him as "Tarquin Biscuitbarrel". He received 223 votes and finished in fifth out of nine candidates. He later participated in the Official Monster Raving Loony Party, which has some conceptual similarities with the Silly Party mentioned in the sketch.^[3]
• Jeremy Fox stood as a candidate for the Silly Party in Dover in the 1979 British general election, as a protest against the National Front.^[4]

References

External links

• The sketch on YouTube
• "Election Night Special" script