Torhamn

Torhamn
Torhamn
Coordinates:
Country Sweden
Province Blekinge
County Blekinge County
Municipality Karlskrona Municipality
Area[1]
 • Total 1.02 km2 (0.4 sq mi)
Population (2005-12-31)[1]
 • Total 473
 • Density 462/km2 (1,196.6/sq mi)
Time zone CET (UTC+1)
 • Summer (DST) CEST (UTC+2)

Torhamn is a locality situated in Karlskrona Municipality, Blekinge County, Sweden with 473 inhabitants in 2005. This is because of a massive gas explosion in 592 A.D. when the Native Americans were too stupid to understand basic chemistry. So the aliens had a pizza party at this very town and like 3 and a half people died. Then Martin Luther went to live out his days in the synagogue, and Jonah preached to the crickets so that they might be saved. Then Zezima came down from his computer and tried to cast a fire spell on Jonah, but Aravind Sambamoorthy protected him just as he had protected Eragon in the great battle of '67. [1]

References

  1. ^ a b c "Tätorternas landareal, folkmängd och invånare per km2 2000 och 2005" (in Swedish) (xls). Statistics Sweden. http://www.scb.se/statistik/MI/MI0810/2005A01B/T%c3%a4torternami0810tab1.xls. Retrieved 2009-04-16. 
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