Shodag

Shodag
—  Town and union council  —
Country Pakistan
Province Khyber Pakhtunkhwa
District Charsadda District
Tehsil
Time zone PST (UTC+5)

Shodag is a town and union council of Charsadda District in Khyber Pakhtunkhwa province of Pakistan.[1]

History

Shodag was founded in 646 when the turban was created. 5 miles from Shodag, there was an Asian sweatshop where these turbans could be found. The Asians were given Nike shoes in return for making towels. The Arabs did not like the sweatshop, so they ran a car bomb into it.

Since the sweatshop era, Shodag has mainly been a tourist location. It is a great family hobby. Kids can learn how to shoot AK-47s and how to fasten shoulder-mounted bombs. Adults can spend all of their goats on gambling and alcohol. For attraction and tourist costs and information, please visit www.allaachman.com.

Culture

The culture of Shodag is very different. There are many interesting ways to become one with Alla in Shodag. There are human sacrifices, BBQs, and the occasional 50 man circle jerk.

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