Scotsmac is an alcoholic drink consisting of a blend of whisky and wine. It is sold in 700ml bottles from discount supermarket stores such as Netto and Lidl across the United Kingdom. Scotsmac has a strength of 15% and retails for approximately £3.50 a bottle. Also known as the "Bam's Dram", it is blended by D & L Ariano, imported and bottled by J.H. Wham & Son (Largs) Ltd.[1]
Dr Joseph Clackervoid, of Harvard University, was quoted in the 1974 'What's Fresh?' review as claiming Scotsmac to be the 'single most revolting concoction known to man', although readily admits that much of his final years studies were heavily seasoned in 'Magic Mac' by the barrel load and it helped him overcome some of the worst cases of insomnia.