List of Schoolhouse Rock! episodes

The following is a list of episodes from the Schoolhouse Rock! series.[1][2][3]

Contents

Series overview

Season № of
episodes
Premiered: Ended:
Multiplication Rock 11 1973 1973
Grammar Rock 7 1973 1977
America Rock 10 1975 1979
Science Rock 9 1978 1979
Computer Rock 4 1982 1984
Grammar Rock Continued 2 1993 1993
Money Rock 8 1994 1996
Direct to video 3 2002 2009

Songs

Season 1: Multiplication Rock

Ep Title Sung by: Written by: Original air date
1 1 "Three Is a Magic Number" Bob Dorough Bob Dorough January 6, 1973
The pilot episode of the series, it teaches about the number 3. This song was voted the 7th best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
2 2 "My Hero, Zero" Bob Dorough Bob Dorough January 13, 1973
It teaches about the digit 0, portrayed as a superhero (later redesigned as "Schoolhouse Rocky," the franchise mascot), as well as multiplication by powers of 10. This song was voted the 11th best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
3 3 "Elementary, My Dear" Bob Dorough Bob Dorough January 20, 1973
It teaches about the multiplication of 2 in the context of the story of Noah's Ark. This song was voted the 17th best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
4 4 "The Four-Legged Zoo" Bob Dorough Bob Dorough January 27, 1973
It teaches about the multiplication of 4. 
5 5 "Ready or Not, Here I Come" Bob Dorough Bob Dorough February 3, 1973
It teaches about the multiplication of 5 through a game of hide and seek, in which the seeker counts by fives. This song was voted the 16th best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
6 6 "I Got Six" Grady Tate Bob Dorough February 10, 1973
This is the first to feature a black person as the main character of the series. It teaches about the multiplication of 6. 
7 7 "Lucky Seven Sampson" Bob Dorough Bob Dorough February 17, 1973
Sampson is a lucky rabbit with the number 7 stamped on his foot. It teaches about the multiplication of 7. 
8 8 "Figure Eight" Blossom Dearie Bob Dorough February 24, 1973
It teaches about the multiplication of 8. This song was voted the 12th best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
9 9 "Naughty Number Nine" Grady Tate Bob Dorough March 3, 1973
It teaches about the multiplication of 9. The song describes a large anthropomorphic feline pool huslter (possibly inspired by Minnesota Fats). Despite the blatant tobacco-smoking reference in which "Number Nine" puffs a cigar, the song never received any censorship or removal from rerun rotation and continued to air, with no known complaints, well after the depiction of smoking in children's television was banned. This song was voted the 21st best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
10 10 "Good Eleven" Bob Dorough Bob Dorough March 10, 1973
It teaches about the multiplication of 11. 
11 11 "Little Twelve Toes" Bob Dorough Bob Dorough March 10, 1973
It teaches about the multiplication of 12 and briefly discusses the still-uncommon duodecimal system

Season 2: Grammar Rock

No Ep Title Sung by: Written by: Original air date
12 1 "A Noun Is A Person, Place Or Thing" Lynn Ahrens Lynn Ahrens September 22, 1973
This was the first song that Lynn did for the series. It teaches about nouns. This song was voted the 9th best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
13 2 "Verb: That's What's Happening" Zachary Sanders Bob Dorough October 13, 1973
A song of the same topic was proposed by Dave Frishberg, but denied. The song, a parody of Shaft and other blaxploitation films and songs, teaches about verbs. This song was voted the 24th best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
14 3 "Conjunction Junction" Terry Morel,
Jack Sheldon
Bob Dorough November 17, 1973
This song marked Sheldon's debut in the series. This song, sung from the perspective of a railroad engineer who hooks boxcars together with conjunctions, teaches about conjunctions. This song was voted the best song on the 30th anniversary edition. This song was also sung on the Glee episode "The Substitute." 
15 4 "Interjections!" Essra Mohawk Lynn Ahrens February 23, 1974
This song teaches about interjections, introducing three stories in which interjections are used: an ill child reacting to a shot of medication, a woman rejecting a suitor's advances, and a group of irate fans shouting non-obscene words in response to an interception at a football game. This song was voted the 5th best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
16 5 "Unpack Your Adjectives" Blossom Dearie George Newall March 9, 1974
This song teaches about adjectives. This song was voted the 14th best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
17 6 "Lolly, Lolly, Lolly Get Your Adverbs Here" Bob Dorough Bob Dorough April 13, 1974
This song teaches about adverbs, and is sung from the perspective of a family business that sells adverbs. This song was voted the 3rd best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
18 7 "Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla" Jack Sheldon Bob Dorough,
Kathy Mandry
April 27, 1976
This song teaches about pronouns and is performed by a man with a long name (Albert Andreas Armadillo) who catches animals, alongside his friends Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, and Rafaela Gabriela Sarsaparilla. This song was voted the 15th best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 

Season 3: America Rock

No Ep Title Sung by: Written by: Original air date
19 1 "No More Kings" Lynn Ahrens Lynn Ahrens September 20, 1975
This song teaches about the pilgrims settling in America up to the Boston Tea Party (excluding the Boston Massacre). This song was voted the 13th best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
20 2 "Fireworks" Grady Tate Lynn Ahrens July 3, 1976
This song teaches about The Declaration of Independence
21 3 "The Shot Heard Round The World" Bob Dorough Bob Dorough October 18, 1975
This song teaches about the American Revolution. This song was voted the 10th best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
22 4 "The Preamble" Lynn Ahrens Lynn Ahrens November 1, 1975
This song teaches about the opening to the United States Constitution, with its preamble set to music. When writing this song, they had to remove a small section of the preamble to make the song rhyme. This song was voted the 6th best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
23 5 "Sufferin' Till Suffrage" Essra Mohawk Bob Dorough,
Tom Yohe
February 21, 1976
This song teaches about the steps women took to get their right to vote
24 6 "I'm Just A Bill" Jack Sheldon,
John Sheldon
Dave Frishberg March 27, 1976
This song teaches about the steps a bill takes to get made into a law. This song was voted the 2nd best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
25 7 "The Great American Melting Pot" Lori Lieberman Lynn Ahrens May 1, 1976
This song teaches about Immigration in America. This song was voted the 19th best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
26 8 "Elbow Room" Sue Manchester Lynn Ahrens May 22, 1976
This song teaches about Westward Expansion, or moving south and west from the 13 original colonies. This song was voted the 25th best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
27 9 "Mother Necessity" Bob Dorough,
Blossom Dearie,
Essra Mohawk,
Jack Sheldon
Bob Dorough July 10, 1976
This song teaches about the great American inventions, all depicted as being created as a result of a need for the inventors' mothers. This song was voted the 20th best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
28 10 "Three Ring Government" Lynn Ahrens Bob Dorough February 3, 1979
Debuted during season 4. This song teaches about the branches of the United States Government, using a three-ring circus as a model. 

Season 4: Science Rock

No Ep Title Sung by: Written by: Original air date
29 1 "A Victim Of Gravity" The Tokens Lynn Ahrens September 16, 1978
This song teaches about the universal law of gravity and is performed by the Tokens in the style of 1950s doo-wop (an era made popular at the time by films such as Grease and TV series such as Happy Days). 
30 2 "Inter-planet Janet" Lynn Ahrens Lynn Ahrens November 18, 1978
This song teaches about our solar system. Like the later Computer Rock series, Inter-planet Janet has since become outdated, due to Pluto being included as the farthest planet from the sun, though its placement in the song could allow for it to be easily be edited out without any inconsistencies. (Pluto was closer to the sun than Neptune between 1979 and 1999; it was subsequently reclassified as a dwarf planet in 2006, long after the series left television.) This song was voted the 8th best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
31 3 "The Body Machine" Bob Dorough,
Jack Sheldon
Lynn Ahrens January 13, 1979
This song teaches about our bodies needs. 
32 4 "Do The Circulation" Oshie Armstead,
Mary Sue Barry,
Maeretha Stewart
Lynn Ahrens March 10, 1979
This song teaches about our bodies circulatory system
33 5 "The Energy Blues" Jack Sheldon George Newall March 27, 1979
This song teaches about the history of energy production and consumption in the world, and raises concerns about future energy crises
34 6 "Them Not So Dry Bones" Jack Sheldon George Newall May 5, 1979
This song teaches about the human skeleton. This song was voted the 23rd best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
35 7 "Electricity, Electricity" Zachary Sanders Bob Dorough May 19, 1979
This song teaches about the use of electricity. This song was voted the 4th best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
36 8 "Telegraph Line" Jaime Aff,
Christine Langner
Lynn Ahrens June 30, 1979
This song teaches about the human nervous system, portrayed as a deliverer of telegrams to people who either hurt themselves or, in one case, get stage fright. This song was voted the 22nd best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
37 9 "The Weather Show" Bob Kaliban Lynn Ahrens July 14, 1979
This song teaches about weather. This song ran into controversy with its original name The Greatest Show on Earth because that name was trademarked by the circus Ringling Bros. - Barnum and Bailey, and as such, the show was pulled from rotation, not airing during the 1990s revival and being declared a "lost episode" on the DVD release. 

Season 5: Computer Rock

No Ep Title Sung by: Written by: Original air date
38 1 "Introduction" Darrell Stern,
Bob Kaliban
Bob Dorough,
Lynn Ahrens,
Tom Yohe
1982
This song teaches about the computer, introducing the recurring characters Scooter Computer and Mr. Chips. This is the last Schoolhouse Rock to be put on DVD. (Disc 2 of the 30th year anniversary) 
39 2 "Software & Hardware" Darrell Stern,
Bob Kaliban
Lynn Ahrens 1982
This song teaches about your computer's software and hardware
40 3 "Think Computer" Darrell Stern,
Bob Kaliban
Dave Frishberg 1983
This song teaches about thinking about computers. 
41 4 "Number Cruncher" Darrell Stern,
Bob Kaliban
Dave Frishberg 1984
This song teaches about how a computer does math. 

Season 5.5: Grammar Rock Continued

No Ep Title Sung by: Written by: Original air date
42 8 "Busy Prepositions" Bob Dorough,
Jack Sheldon
Bob Dorough 1993
This song teaches about prepositions
43 9 "The Tale Of Mr. Morton" Jack Sheldon Lynn Ahrens 1993
This song teaches about subjects and predicates, discussing the various activities of the titular character, who is courting his neighbor. 

Season 6: Money Rock

No Ep Title Sung by: Written by: Original air date
44 1 "Dollars And Sense" Bob Dorough,
Val Hawk
Dave Frishberg 1994
This song teaches about how your money that you deposit in a bank earns interest or the money you borrow gains interest. The song is performed as a country music song, a genre that was enjoying a popular renaissance at the time. This song was voted the 18th best song on the 30th anniversary edition. 
45 2 "Tax Man Max" Patrick Quinn Lynn Ahrens,
Stephen Flaherty
1995
This song teaches about taxes. It is preformed at Broadway. 
46 3 "$7.50 Once A Week" Dave Frishberg Dave Frishberg 1995
This song teaches about budgeting your money. This song teaches about the expenses people encounter and ways to save money, by showing how a kid with a $7.50 allowance spent all of it far quicker than he wanted to (and, as it turned out, could have). 
47 4 "Where The Money Goes" Jack Sheldon Rich Mendoza 1995
A father explains to his son the numerous expenses a family incurs. 
48 5 "Tyrannosaurus Debt" Bob Dorough,
Bob Kaliban
Tom Yohe 1996
The song is a discussion of the continuous increases in the United States national debt, which is portrayed as a Tyrannosaurus rex
49 6 "Walkin' On Wall Street" Dave Frishberg Dave Frishberg 1996
This song teaches about Wall Street and stocks, as sung by a pigeon who also happens to be a savvy investor in the stock market. 
50 7 "This For That" Bob Dorough George Newall 1996
This song teaches about the history of barter and trading as well as the evolution of the money supply throughout history. 
51 8 "The Check's In The Mail" Luther Rix Bob Dorough 1996
This song teaches about the process a check goes through. 

Direct to video releases

No Ep Title Sung by: Written by: Original air date
52 1 "I'm Gonna Send Your Vote To College" Jack Sheldon Bob Dorough,
George Newall
2002
This song teaches about electoral college
53 2 "Presidential Minute" -- -- 2008
Debuted in 2008. 
54 3 "Schoolhouse Rock!: Earth" Various performers Various performers 2009
This is a spin-off series of several episodes (including Interplanet Janet and The Tale of Mr. Morton), all of which were devoted to environmentalism, and released on a stand-alone DVD. The DVD also includes Season 4's "The Energy Blues."[2][3] 

Notes

  1. ^ "History of Schoolhouse Rock". School House Rock. 2008. Archived from the original on June 28, 2008. http://web.archive.org/web/20080628074454/http://www.school-house-rock.com/history.htm. Retrieved 12 February 2011. 
  2. ^ a b Mackey, Dave (August 29, 2002). "Dave Mackey's Guide To Schoolhouse Rock". Dave Mackey Dot Com. http://www.davemackey.com/animation/schoolhouserock/index.html. Retrieved 12 February 2011. 
  3. ^ a b "Schoolhouse Rock Lyrics". schoolhouserock.tv. 2010. http://www.schoolhouserock.tv/. Retrieved 12 February 2011.