| # |
Title |
Director |
Original airdate |
Production code |
| 1 |
"Meat Handlers vs. Cartoon Voice Actors" aka "Network Boss" |
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April 19, 2003 (2003-04-19) |
101 |
| MXC's debut pits America's stoic butcher industry workers against wacky cartoon voice-over artists. Challenges include: Sinkers and Floaters, Log Drop, Wall Bugger, and Boulder Dash. |
| 2 |
"Donors and Addicts" |
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April 19, 2003 (2003-04-19) |
102 |
| A team of organ donors and recipients will go head-to-spleen against a team of 12-step recovering addicts. It's drunks, dopers, and donors! Challenges include: Mud Butler, Dash to Death, Rotating Surfboard of Death, Brass Balls and Pole Riders. |
| 3 |
"Dairy Workers vs. Automobile Workers" |
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April 26, 2003 (2003-04-26) |
103 |
| Who will win out when its lactose verses lube jobs? Challenges include: Wall Bangers, Get Hard, Saddle Sores, Swish Bucklers, and The Teetering Temple of Crippling Doom. |
| 4 |
"Cops vs. Cons" |
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May 3, 2003 (2003-05-03) |
104 |
| The cops and the legal beagles have teamed up, and dropped their guns and briefs to do battle with the bad boys and girls of our nation's cell blocks. It's the Legal System vs. the Penal System. Challenges include: Dope on a Rope, Prison Break, Hand Job, Bunk Buddies, Legal Maze (Door Jam), and Yankin' It. |
| 5 |
"The Couples Show" |
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May 10, 2003 (2003-05-10) |
105 |
| Vic, Kenny, and the Captain offer their uniquely distinctive insights on the ins and outs of love and relationships. Challenges include: Plank Spankers, The "Romantic" Rotating Surfboard of Death, Hot Steaming Bowl of Love (Irritable Bowl Syndrome), The Sticky Stuff of Love (Wall Bangers), and Brass Balls "of Love". |
| 6 |
"Inventors vs. Ex-Child Actors" |
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May 17, 2003 (2003-05-17) |
106 |
| It's a gritty battle of ingenuity verses ingenues. Challenges include: Get Over It, Sinkers and Floaters, Door Jam, Le Tour de Grand Prix, and Log Drop. |
| 7 |
"College Girls" |
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May 24, 2003 (2003-05-24) |
107 |
| It's hot college girls against hot college gals; hot sorority sisters against hot sorority honeys. Challenges include: Wall of Hidden Blistering Death, Boulder Dash, Blind-Sided Date (Dead End Zone), Sinkers & Floaters, Ball Busters, and Log Drop. |
| 8 |
"Outdoorsmen vs. Educators" |
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May 31, 2003 (2003-05-31) |
108 |
| A team of hate-filled educators versus rugged down-and-dirty outdoorsmen who live life off the land. Challenges include: Door Slammer, Sinkers and Floaters, Wall Bangers, Pole Riders, and Log Drop. |
| 9 |
"Circus Workers vs. Travel Industry" |
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June 7, 2003 (2003-06-07) |
109 |
| The exciting battle of the Travel Industry against the Circus Workers. Challenges include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death, Foul Balls, Little Man in the Boat, Corn Holders, and Dirty Balls. |
| 10 |
"Physical Fitness vs. Music Industry" |
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June 26, 2003 (2003-06-26) |
110 |
| Witness the rivalry between the health-obsessed of America's Fitness Industry vs. the burnouts of the Music Industry. Challenges include: Turtle Gut Check, Shaft Grabbers, Clear Sphere of Fear, and Jerk and Release. |
| 11 |
"Fashion vs. Religion" |
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June 26, 2003 (2003-06-26) |
111 |
| It's a battle of biblical proportions when the Fashion Industry takes on the Religious Industry. Challenges include: Yank My Dinghy, Buck Off, Eat Shitake, and Runaway Stump. |
| 12 |
"Adult Entertainment vs. Home Improvement" |
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July 12, 2003 (2003-07-12) |
112 |
| The hard-working Home Improvement industry is pit against the even harder-working Adult Entertainment profession. Challenges include: Athlete's Feet, Dope on a Rope, Elimination Idol, Dash to Death, and Rotating Surfboard of Death. |
| 13 |
"Gambling Industry vs. Medical Professionals" |
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July 19, 2003 (2003-07-19) |
113 |
| Witness the ultimate battle of chance when Medical Professionals try to prevail over the Gambling Industry. Challenges include: Sack Lunch, Boulder Dash, Dead End Zone, and Brass Balls. |
| # |
Title |
Director |
Original airdate |
Production code |
| 14 |
"Food Service vs. Hobbyists" |
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July 31, 2003 (2003-07-31) |
201 |
| People with Hobbies take on The Food Service Industry. It's arts & crafts vs. tarts & hash. |
| 15 |
"Hi-Tech vs. Civil Service" |
|
August 7, 2003 (2003-08-07) |
202 |
| Hi-Tech computer nerds take on Government Civil Servants. It's a bombastic brawl pitting brilliance vs. bureaucracy, MXC-style. |
| 16 |
"White House Employees vs. Cable TV Workers" |
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August 16, 2003 (2003-08-16) |
203 |
| White House Employees battle the Cable Television Industry in a classic confrontation of counter-intelligence vs. counter programming. |
| 17 |
"Reality TV vs. Animal Lovers" |
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August 21, 2003 (2003-08-21) |
204 |
| It's people who make Reality TV vs. Animal Specialists. It's a tumultuous tussle of the unscripted vs. the untamed. |
| 18 |
"Toys & Games vs. Clerical Workers" |
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August 28, 2003 (2003-08-28) |
205 |
| It's Office Workers vs. the people who make Games and Toys in a contentious clash of board-roomers vs. board gamers! |
| 19 |
"Beauty Pageants vs. Military Personnel" |
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September 11, 2003 (2003-09-11) |
206 |
| The Military Defense Workers take on the Beauty Pageant Industry. It's a battle royale of bombs vs. bombshells! |
| 20 |
"Entrepreneurs vs. Hoteliers" |
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September 18, 2003 (2003-09-18) |
207 |
| Entrepreneurs take on The Hotel Industry. It's a dynamic dispute of the resourceful vs. the resorts crew. |
| 21 |
"Former Olympians - USA vs. The World" |
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September 25, 2003 (2003-09-25) |
208 |
| It's former Olympic Athletes as team USA takes on the World. It's worldwide warfare when jocks take on schlocks. |
| 22 |
"Entertainment Media vs. Unions" |
|
October 2, 2003 (2003-10-02) |
209 |
| America's Guild members take on the Entertainment Media in a classic contest of the trade unions vs. the trade papers. |
| 23 |
"Wedding Industry vs. Trucking Industry" |
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October 9, 2003 (2003-10-09) |
210 |
| The Wedding Industry takes on the Trucking Industry in a high-energy highlight reel between those getting hitched and those hitching up. |
| 24 |
"Wall Street vs. Alcohol Industry" |
|
October 16, 2003 (2003-10-16) |
211 |
| The Financial Industry takes on the Alcohol Industry. It's the latest in the ongoing rivalry between Wall Street and Bourbon Street. |
| 25 |
"Monster Edition - Real Monsters vs. Product Mascots" |
|
October 30, 2003 (2003-10-30) |
212 |
|
Real Monsters take on Commercial Mascots. It's the ultimate challenge between mad science and Madison Ave.
The monsters in this episode are all from assorted incarnations of the Ultraman series |
| 26 |
"Arctic Edition - Fast Food vs. Aerospace Industry" |
|
November 6, 2003 (2003-11-06) |
213 |
| The Fast Food Industry takes on the Aerospace Industry in a feisty, frigid fracas of take-out vs. take-off! Challenges include: Sno Man's Land, Frozen Wallbangers, Sperm Wheelers and Frigid Slope of Icy Death |
| # |
Title |
Director |
Original airdate |
Production code |
| 27 |
"MXC Almost Live - Greeks vs. Geeks" |
Scott Fishman |
April 22, 2004 (2004-04-22) |
301 |
| The classic battle of Greeks versus Geeks. Tony Hawk and Tara Dakides guest star as team captains, live in Orlando, Florida. Guy is on double-secret probation for an earlier misunderstanding. he is under surveillance and is under a gag reflex. Challenges include: Wall Bangers, Sinkers & Floaters, Window Pain, and Log Drop. |
| 28 |
"Republicans vs. Democrats vs. Third Party" |
|
April 29, 2004 (2004-04-29) |
302 |
| It's dirty politics as usual at MXC! Captain Tenneal, Vic and Kenny are enjoying tea getting ready to register to vote, except Kenny refuses so he can skip jury duty. Guy is excited by all the vote talk and experiences a 'raging election'. Challenges include: Rock-The-Moat, Dark Horse, Pork The Barrel, Rotating Surfboard of Political Suicide, Mud Slingers, and Congressional Log Jam. |
| 29 |
"Unemployed vs. Environmentalists" |
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May 6, 2004 (2004-05-06) |
303 |
| The classic battle between the Not-Polluters versus the Not-Producers. Guy dreams how life would be if he were unemployed: Sit around in his crotch-less thong eating dolphin-safe tuna while reading the personal ads. Challenges include: Great Holes Of Glory, Finger It, Dope On A Rope, Irritable Bowl Syndrome, and Pole Riders. |
| 30 |
"Snack Food vs. Print Media" |
|
May 13, 2004 (2004-05-13) |
304 |
| The classic battle of Tummy Cramps versus Writers Cramps. A clip of Vic's gritty documentary Hard Candy is shown. Guy shares his duty with Gawp LeDouche, who is more than excited to take the job. Captain Tenneal publishes his autobiography, Well, You're Wrong. Challenges include: Slippery Slope Of Slanted Death, Door Jam, Circle Jerkers, and Brass Balls. |
| 31 |
"Baby Products vs. Paranormalists" |
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May 20, 2004 (2004-05-20) |
305 |
| The classic battle of Alien Signs versus Nursery Rhymes. Guy's diving rod is pointing to the "not so paranormal" size. Challenges include: Mud Butlers, Yank It, Flailing Wall, and Log Drop. |
| 32 |
"Dentists vs. Explorers" |
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May 27, 2004 (2004-05-27) |
306 |
| The classic battle between People With Derry Nerves and People Who Drill Them. Guy is excited at the thought of exploring dark nether regions. Challenges include: Dash To Death, Hand Job, Wall Bangers, and Sinkers And Floaters. |
| 33 |
"City Kids vs. Country Kids" |
|
June 3, 2004 (2004-06-03) |
307 |
| The classic battle between Urban Dwellers and Back Yard Smellers. Guy is reminded of his youth ("T-balling, scouting, sponge baths with my overly obese neighbor-lady"). Challenges include: Great Escape From Foster Care, Lil' Sinkers And Floaters, Irritable Bowl Training, and Rotating Surfboard Of Death Jr. |
| 34 |
"Organized Crime vs. Weight Loss Industry" |
|
June 10, 2004 (2004-06-10) |
308 |
| The classic battle of Feared Mobs versus Fat Slobs. Guy has overextended himself to the mob and is shaken down by two grunts. Gidget LeDouche appears to introduce the games. Challenges include: Dead Men Walking, Runaway Stump, Little Man In The Boat, Tumbling Dominoes Of Doom. |
| 35 |
"Novelty Gifts vs. The Death Industry" |
|
June 17, 2004 (2004-06-17) |
309 |
| The classic battle of Dime Store Gags versus Body Bags. Gab LeDouche appears to introduce Grandmama LeDouche, and the captain arrives on a sea-doo. Challenges include: Wet Spot, Circle Jerkers Ahoy, Elimination Idol, and Wall Bangers. |
| 36 |
"Amusement Park Industry vs. World's Oldest Profession" |
|
June 24, 2004 (2004-06-24) |
310 |
| The classic battle between Roller Coasters versus Bed Posters. The documentary Hookers At The Point Break is shown by Vic and Kenny. Guy is preparing the course with a hose, and is unable to control the flow ("Once Guy starts, he can't stop!"). Challenges include: Hosin' The Hos, Eat Shiitake, Brass Balls, and Sinkers And Floaters. |
| 37 |
"CSI/Forensics vs. Children's Entertainment" |
|
September 2, 2004 (2004-09-02) |
311 |
| There's a murder at the MXC compound! The classic battle of Heinous Crimes versus Nursery Rhymes. Inspectors Romano and Blankenship attempt to figure out who killed the man, while Inspector LeDouche investigates a crime of passion. Challenges include: Wall Bangers, Buck Off, Sinkers And Floaters, and Brass Balls. |
| 38 |
"The Master Debaters" |
|
October 7, 2004 (2004-10-07) |
312 |
| The classic battle of the Not-So-Swift-Boaters versus the Stolen-Voters. Guy salutes the debates by hosting a political fund raiser at the LeDouche compound, and is fed beans by a chef. Challenges include: Sinkers And Floaters, Pie In The Sky, Boulder Dash, Character Assassination. |
| 39 |
"Oil Industry vs. Make-Over Industry" |
|
December 2, 2004 (2004-12-02) |
313 |
| The classic battle between Gas Pump Robbers versus the Big Nose Jobbers. Guy finds himself in the middle of a fight at a local cafe. Challenges include: Roulective Surgery, Rotating Surfboard Of Death, Dash To Death, Mud Butlers. |
| 40 |
"Film Industry vs. Phobias" |
|
December 9, 2004 (2004-12-09) |
314 |
| The classic battle of Big Screens versus Big Screams. Guy (aka Talousse LaDouche) sings a song to bring on the Captain. Challenges include: Get A Piece, Pole Riders, Saddle Sores, and Log Drop. |
| 41 |
"Romance Industry vs. Firearms Industry" |
|
December 16, 2004 (2004-12-16) |
315 |
| The classic battle of Cupids Bow versus Cupid's AK-47. Guy is ready to meet his internet soulmate, which is really a man. Challenges include: Great Holes Of Glory, Dope On A Rope, Skid Markers, and Wall Buggers. |
| 42 |
"Footwear Industry vs. Electronic Gaming Industry" |
|
January 6, 2005 (2005-01-06) |
316 |
| The classic battle of the Shoe-Boxes versus the Xboxes. Guy invents the Paraball game but later needs a spare ball from Captain Tenneal. Challenges include: Spare Me, Sinkers And Floaters, Chum In The Mouth, and Boulderdash. |
| 43 |
"Waste Management vs. Advertising" |
|
January 13, 2005 (2005-01-13) |
317 |
| The classic battle of the TV-Pluggers versus the Septic-Sluggers. Guy finds an eyeball in a biowaste dump site (a bougainvillea plant). Challenges include: Bagel Bumpers, Sperm Wheelers, Tumbling Dominoes Of Door, and Rotating Surfboard Of Death. |
| 44 |
"Malcontents vs. Baked Goods" |
|
January 20, 2005 (2005-01-20) |
318 |
| The classic battle of whiners and criers vs. cakes and piers. Guy has a tray of half-baked goods, which none of the contestants are interested in partaking of. Challenges include: Bust-A-Nut, Bird Droppings, Irritable Bowl Syndrome, and Log Drop. |
| 45 |
"Mall Workers vs. Telephone Industry" |
|
February 3, 2005 (2005-02-03) |
319 |
| The classic battle of the Phone Jackers versus the Pizza Rackers. Guy has a new high-tech cellphone, which he proceeds to use to call 911 as there's been an accident... in his trousers. Challenges include: Eat Shiitake, Circle-Jerkers, In-and-Out House, and Dope On A Rope |
| 46 |
"Art World vs. Insurance Industry" |
|
February 10, 2005 (2005-02-10) |
320 |
| The classic battle of Still-Life versus Whole-Life. Gidget LeDouche appears while Guy is on a cruise, but we get a special cable update from Guy later on. Challenges include: Sinkers and Floaters, Dead End Zone, Hand Job, and Wall Buggers. |
| 47 |
"Seafood Industry vs. High Society" |
|
February 17, 2005 (2005-02-17) |
321 |
| The classic battle of Deep Water versus Deep Pockets. Guy is reminded of the LeDouche Compound on the brown sands of Lake Erie, where he played by himself as a child. Challenges include: Saddle Sores, Hook Line & Swingers, Rotating Surfboard Of Death and Log Drop. |
| 48 |
"Lumber Industry vs. Broadcast News" |
|
February 24, 2005 (2005-02-24) |
322 |
| The classic battle of Swinging Axes versus Just-The-Factses. MXC takes on the news, with Guy pledging to dig deeper as a reporter. Challenges include: Slippery Slope Of Slanted Death, Dash To Death, Wall Bangers, and Pole Riders. |
| 49 |
"Postal Industry vs. Motor Sports" |
|
March 3, 2005 (2005-03-03) |
323 |
| The classic battle of Mail Bags versus Checkered Flags. The boys of MXC are auctioning off a playbill from the hit off-Broadway play Bad Meat. Guy describes how the smell of grease, a wet seat, and a rigid roll bar on his back remind him of childhood. Challenges include: Dead Letter Zone, Foul Balls, Irritable Bowl Syndrome and Log Drop. |
| 50 |
"Rodeo Industry vs. The Courtroom" |
|
March 10, 2005 (2005-03-10) |
324 |
| The classic battle of Law-Braking versus Bronc-Busting. Guy talks about his love of rodeos ("leather chaps, jingling spurs and a snug lariat") and shows us a trophy he was presented with when he was a young stable boy for the Royal Lipizzaners. Challenges include: Crossing the Pee-0 Grande, Wall Buggers, Little Man In The Boat, and Clear Sphere Of Fear. |
| 51 |
"Business Women vs. Sports Women" |
|
March 17, 2005 (2005-03-17) |
325 |
| The classic battle of Lady Jocks versus Chicks-With-Stocks. Guy is excited by the all-woman extravaganza and announces his newest company, GuyCorp. Challenges include: Great Holes Of Glory. Rotating Surfboard Of Death. Irritable Bowl Syndrome, and the Giant G-String Of Doom. |
| 52 |
"Career Day: White Collar versus Blue Collar" |
|
March 24, 2005 (2005-03-24) |
326 |
| The classic battle of Three Piece Suits versus Steel-Toed Boots. Guy and Danny Glands recount their career together and Guy asks us to send $19 and an explicit photograph of ourselves in a SASE. Challenges include: Plank Spankers, Slipped Disks Of Doom, Mud Butlers, and Log Drop. |
| 53 |
"Comic Book Industry vs. Personal Hygiene" |
|
April 7, 2005 (2005-04-07) |
327 |
| The classic battle of Crime Stoppers versus Zit-Poppers. Guy shows us his personal hygiene basket ("lubricating spray, lubricating powder, lubricating balm, lubricating lotion, and... antibiotics"). Challenges include: Sinkers And Floaters, High Ballers, and Gang Plankers, and Runaway Stump. |
| # |
Title |
Director |
Original airdate |
Production code |
| 54 |
"Desperate Housewives vs. Ultimate Fighters" |
|
October 20, 2005 (2005-10-20) |
401 |
| The classic battle of headbutts versus 'nice butts'. Guy tells us about his recent medical checkup, with a diagram of his colossal kidney stone. Challenges include: Take a Leek, Mud Butlers, Sinkers and Floaters, Dash to Death and Log Drop. |
| 55 |
"Real Mafia vs. Video Game Industry" |
|
November 10, 2005 (2005-11-10) |
402 |
| The classic battle of goombas versus game boys. Guy stakes out his turf in his Tony Hawk skates, while Kenny gets an offer he can't refuse. Challenges are: Backyard Bocce Ball Bloodbath, Dope on a Rope, Nerve Racketeering Slabs of Death, Sorry Wrong Number and Clear Sphere of Fear. |
| 56 |
"Most Best of MXC" |
|
November 17, 2005 (2005-11-17) |
403 |
| |
| 57 |
"Most Best of MXC 2" |
|
December 15, 2005 (2005-12-15) |
404 |
| |
| 58 |
"James Bond vs. Country Music" |
|
December 22, 2005 (2005-12-22) |
405 |
| The classic battle of Nashvillians versus 'Licensed to Kill'ians. Guy declares his passion for cowpoking and shows off his decoder badge with 'microcouch'. Challenges are Endangering Species (Featuring Kenny), Boulder Dash, Elimination Idol and Pole Riders. |
| 59 |
"Jilted Wives vs. Cheating Husbands" aka "The Jens vs. The Brads" |
|
January 6, 2006 (2006-01-06) |
406 |
| The classic battle of the betrayed versus the trade. Guy prepares for a 'formal affair'.Challenges include: Rotating Surfboard of Death, Pole Riders, Hand Job and Brass Balls. |
| 60 |
"Las Vegas vs. Sesame Street" |
|
January 12, 2006 (2006-01-12) |
407 |
| The classic battle of big bets versus Big Birds. Guy meets Doo Doo the dodo, and talks about his own hand puppet obsession that nearly left him blind. Challenges are Cruelette, Wall buggers(family edition), Big Bird Droppings and Sinkers and Floaters. |
| 61 |
"MXC Wrestling Extravaganza: TNA vs. WWE" |
|
January 19, 2006 (2006-01-19) |
408 |
| The classic battle of tight shorts vs mock sports. Guy tells us about his 'wrestling experience' with his scout master before a hernia cut him down in his prime. Challenges are Wall Bangers, Door Jam, Circle Jerkers and Boulder Dash. |
| 62 |
"Wack Pack vs. Hollywood Rehabbers" |
|
January 26, 2006 (2006-01-26) |
409 |
| The classic battle of the Wack Pack versus the Crack Pack.Guy, all sober and cleaned up, asks for a sponsor for the tough times ahead, and finds one in Jan Michael Vincent.Challenges are Rotating Surfboard of Death, The Crate Escape, Sperm Wheelers and Sinkers and Floaters |
| 63 |
"Supermodels vs. Steroid Users" |
|
February 2, 2006 (2006-02-02) |
410 |
| The classic battle of anabolic steroids versus anorexic mind voids. Guy gets caught in a 'snowstorm' outside one of the model's dressing rooms, before a Columbian gives him his marching orders. Challenges are Eat Shitake, Spit Ball, Irritable Bowl Syndrome and Log Drop. |
| 64 |
"Celebrity Justice vs. TV Motor Shows" |
|
February 9, 2006 (2006-02-09) |
411 |
| The classic battle of falling stars versus souped up cars. Crime free guy awaits a marshal and his bulging subpoena. Challenges are Sack Lunch, Wall Buggers, Little Man in the Boat and Brass Balls. This is the only episode to use footaage from the original Takeshi's Castle end game, in the drive by shooting. |
| 65 |
"Chick Flicks vs. Tough Guys" |
|
February 16, 2006 (2006-02-16) |
412 |
| It's Schwarzeneggers versus Zellwegers.Kenny has fun recreating Girls gone Crazy with Grambo. Whiile Guy queues up for tickets for Rocky 6: Rocky fights incontinence. Challenges are Slippery Slope of Slanted Death, Tumbling Dominoes of Doom, Catch Hell and Log drop. |
| 66 |
"Hip-Hop vs. Horror Movies" |
|
February 23, 2006 (2006-02-23) |
413 |
| The classic battle of rappers versus rippers.Kenny throws a gangsta party, to be surprised by Vic. Guy the 'horrormonger' is joined by Leo 'Left Leg' Lopez. Challenges are Cheese Squeezers, Runaway Stump, Dash to Death and Sinkers and Floaters. This episode features unused footage from the 'Monsters Special' in some of the skits. |
| 67 |
"Mega-Millionaires vs. Where Are They Now?" |
|
March 2, 2006 (2006-03-02) |
414 |
| The classic battle of gazillions versus Gilligans. Guy shows off his Gold plated dandruff from Donald Trump. Challenges are Great Holes of Glory, Mud Butlers, Ball Busters and Rotating Surfboard of Death. |
| 68 |
"Box Office Bombs vs. NASCAR" |
|
March 9, 2006 (2006-03-09) |
415 |
| The classic battle of fast cars v Ishtars.Guy is at the cinema, waiting for the Ben Affleck film festival, the only customer. Challenges are Drop Dead Line, Muddy Runs, Chum in the Mouth and Battlefeltch Earth. |
| # |
Title |
Director |
Original airdate |
Production code |
| 69 |
"Stoners vs. Health Nuts" |
|
November 9, 2006 (2006-11-09) |
501 |
| Degenerate stoners v strong bone-ers. Guy tells us about his diet, meat creamy yoghurt and avocado. Challenges are Bagel Bumpers, Wall Bangers, Circle Jerkers and Brass balls. |
| 70 |
"Religious Right vs. Gay Rights" |
|
November 10, 2006 (2006-11-10) |
502 |
|
Bible Loons v Show tunes Guy appreciates the strong muscular nature of the religious team, surprisingly, while the captain rises from the dead.
Challenges are A Mazing Grace, Sinkers and Floaters, Dope on a Rope and Rotating Surfboard of Death |
| 71 |
"Superheroes vs. MySpace" |
|
November 17, 2006 (2006-11-17) |
503 |
| It's crime fighters and kilobiters as world famous superheroes take on the world of MySpace... It's the classic battle of Heroes and Freaks vs. emailing geeks. Vic & Kenny forge long-lasting relationships through their myspace pages. Challenges are: Slippery slope of slanted death, Dash to death, Log drop, and Pole riders. |
| 72 |
"V.G.A.D.D. Awards" |
|
December 8, 2006 (2006-12-08) |
504 |
| Gameplayers vs creators.Guy gives out his own awards, and burns the list of winners for security. Challenges are Call of booty, Window Pain, Mudd Buttlers, Clear Sphere of Fear. This episode features footage from the last Takeshi's Castle, in the prize giving ceremony |
| 73 |
"Sexual Pioneers vs. The World of Violent Films" |
|
December 15, 2006 (2006-12-15) |
505 |
| Guy presents his sexual smorgasbord. Challenges are Great Holes of Glory, Log Drop, One + One makes Number Two and Irritable bowl syndrome. |
| 74 |
"Chick Magnets vs. Famous Felons" |
|
December 22, 2006 (2006-12-22) |
506 |
| The classic battle of ladies men versus state pens. Guy gets pumped, repeatedly by Michael Chiclets. Challenges are Cut the cheese, Sinkers and Floaters, Dead End Zone and Eat Shitake. |
| 75 |
"Jackass vs. Stand-Up Comics" |
|
December 29, 2006 (2006-12-29) |
507 |
| The classic battle of non-stop yutz versus stapled nuts. Featuring Insult the Comic Dog. Guy tries comedy of his own, and gets speared for his trouble. Challenges are Sprayed and Neutered, Boulder Dash, Door Jammed, and Rotating Surfboard of Death. |
| 76 |
"Young and Rich vs. Men's Magazines" |
|
January 5, 2007 (2007-01-05) |
508 |
| The classic battle of spoiled jet setters vs penthouse pet-ters. Guy shows us a hot night spot, a saloon where everyone will be 'VIP'ing. Challenges are: Rump Bumpers, Hand Job, Dash to Death and Pole Riders. |
| 77 |
"Greenpeace vs. Body Obsessed" |
|
January 12, 2007 (2007-01-12) |
509 |
| The classic battle of diet pills versus dying seals. Guy attempts to sooth a repeatedly pulled muscle in the hot tub. Challenges are: Survivor: Seamen Island, Log Drop, Ball Busters and Brass Balls. |
| 78 |
"Hot Chicks of Primetime vs. Hot Celebrity Moms" |
|
January 19, 2007 (2007-01-19) |
510 |
| The classic battle of collagen lips versus spreading hips. Guy shows his maternal instinct and how to attract a starlet with a small car and a large basket. Challenges are : Pinheads, Sinkers and Floaters, Irritable Bowl Syndrome and Brass balls. |
| 79 |
"The White House vs. The World" |
|
January 26, 2007 (2007-01-26) |
511 |
|
The classic battle of Bushies versus Bashers. Guy is at a top secret location, which he will reveal only after repeated debriefings. Challenges are: Wall Bangers, Sinkers and Floaters, Muddy Runs and Buck Off.
Features 'Howie Dean' (Chuck Wilson) - who acted as English speaking assistant in some of the International Specials. |
| 80 |
"People Who Piss Us Off vs. Worst Jobs" |
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February 2, 2007 (2007-02-02) |
512 |
| The classic battle of unpleasant work versus unpleasant jerks. Guy talks about his bad jobs including testing vaccines. Challenges are Tumbling Dominoes of Doom, Wall Buggers, Elimination Idol and Rotating Surfboard of Death. Features footage of many of the characters of Takeshi's Castle in other occupations, although their real names are not used. |
| 81 |
"College Sports vs. Mall of Baghdad" |
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February 9, 2007 (2007-02-09) |
513 |
| The classic battle of right guarders versus righteous martyrs. Guy is at the food court of the Mall of Baghdad, ordering Iraq of Lamb. Challenges are Mudd Butlers, Dash to Death, Boulder Dash and Log Drop. |