Emohawk: Polymorph II

"Emohawk: Polymorph II"
Red Dwarf episode
Episode no. Series 6
Episode 4
Directed by Andy de Emmony
Written by Rob Grant & Doug Naylor
Original air date 28 October 1993
Guest stars

Ainsley Harriott
Steven Wickham

Series 6 episodes
7 October – 11 November 1993
  1. "Psirens"
  2. "Legion"
  3. "Gunmen of the Apocalypse"
  4. "Emohawk: Polymorph II"
  5. "Rimmerworld"
  6. "Out of Time"
List of all Red Dwarf episodes

"Emohawk: Polymorph II" is the fourth episode[1] of the British science fiction sitcom TV show Red Dwarf VI and the 34th in the series run.[2] It was first broadcast on BBC2 on 28 October 1993.[1] Written by Rob Grant & Doug Naylor and directed by Andy de Emmony, the episode features the crew again being hunted by a polymorph. The first appearance of these creatures was in the popular series III episode "Polymorph".[3]

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Plot

An orb-shaped, computer-controlled, class A Space Corps External Enforcement Vessel warps near Starbug and decloaks to scan the transport ship. After doing this the probe accuses the Starbug crew of looting derelict spaceships and sentences them to death under frontier law. Starbug is pounded with pulse missiles and is nearly destroyed, but manages to flee into a GELF zone where the probe will not follow.

With Starbug on fire, the crew deliberately crash-land on a moon with a shallow ocean to extinguish the flames. However the moon is not uninhabited - a primitive humanoid tribe of GELFs, the Kinitawowi tribe, reside on the moon. Lister is forced to marry the chief's daughter in exchange for an oxygen generation unit so that Lister and the Cat can breathe once Starbug leaves the moon. While his new bride may "be the looker of the family", Lister is less than pleased with marrying someone whose name "sounds like a footballer clearing his nose". However, without any options, Lister marries her intending to escape in the dead of night. However, due to his bride's desire to immediately consummate their union, Lister makes a run for it just as the others are leaving the village with the O/G unit and they make their escape in Starbug. However, the chief sends his pet emohawk, a domesticated polymorph, after them; and it manages to get on board by disguising itself as Lister's hat.

As Lister and Kryten leave to install the O/G unit, the Polymorph attacks the Cat and Rimmer. The Cat loses his cool and morphs into Duane Dibbley, while Rimmer loses his bitterness and becomes Ace Rimmer. Ace decides to save the day and locks Kryten and Lister in the hold so they will be safe while he sacrifices himself by opening the airlock to remove the emohawk (he plans to snap Duane's neck so he won't suffer from the rapid decompression). Lister and Kryten foil his plan by blasting their way out of the hold, and together the four of them track the creature down and freeze it. This allows them to extract the DNA of Cat and Rimmer to return them to normal and the entire crew is unaware of the GELF's return months later.

Production

Both the characters Ace Rimmer and Duane Dibbley were huge fan favourites, as was the Red Dwarf III episode "Polymorph", and the writers crammed in a sequel to all these aspects with "Emohawk: Polymorph II". The title was originally the other way around "Polymorph II: Emohawk" until someone pointed out that it sounded like a football score.[4]

Ainsley Harriot played the role of the GELF chief.[5] Harriot later became a celebrity chef and hosted the television shows Can't Cook, Won't Cook and Ready Steady Cook for the BBC. Later, in 1998, Harriott presented a special edition of Can't Cook, Won't Cook called Can't Smeg, Won't Smeg for the 10th anniversary of Red Dwarf with the cast cooking a meal while remaining in character. The Tribal chief's daughter, Hackhackhack Ach Hachhachac, is played by Steven Wickham.[5] Hugh Quarshie also played a Computer and Martin Sims also played a GELF.[5]

Reception

This was originally broadcast on the British television channel BBC2 on 28 October 1993 in the 9:00 pm evening slot.[6] The episode received mixed reactions, as had Series VI as a whole.[7] Some felt the re-introduction of Ace, Duane Dibbley and the polymorph was a wasted opportunity[8] while others stated that the quality is on par with previous efforts.[9]

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