Accepted

Accepted

Theatrical release poster
Directed by Steve Pink
Produced by Michael Bostick
Tom Shadyac
Written by Adam Cooper
Bill Collage
Mark Perez
Starring Justin Long
Jonah Hill
Blake Lively
Anthony Heald
Lewis Black
Diora Baird
Music by David Schommer
Cinematography Matthew F. Leonetti
Editing by Scott Hill
Studio Shady Acres Entertainment
Distributed by Universal Pictures
Release date(s) August 18, 2006 (2006-08-18)
Running time 92 minutes
Country United States
Language English
Budget $23 million[1]
Box office $38,505,009[2]

Accepted is a 2006 American comedy film directed by Steve Pink and written by Adam Cooper, Bill Collage, and Mark Perez. The main plot centers around a group of would-be college freshmen who, after being rejected from all the colleges and universities to which they had applied, proceed to create their own "college".

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Plot

Bartleby Gaines (Justin Long) is a persuasive high-school senior who, among other pranks, creates fake IDs. His gifts do not extend to grades, however, and he receives rejection letters from all of the universities and colleges to which he applies, including those with high acceptance rates. In an attempt to seek approval from his strict father (Mark Derwin), Bartleby creates a fake college, the South Harmon Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T.). He is aided by his best friend, Sherman Schrader III (Jonah Hill), who has been accepted into the prestigious Harmon College, and fellow rejects Rory (Maria Thayer), who failed to get in to Yale University, the only school she applied to, Hands (Columbus Short), who lost his athletic scholarship after an injury, and Glen (Adam Herschman), who got a "0" on the SAT when he neglected to sign his name.

To make the "college" seem legitimate, Bartleby convinces Sherman to create a fully functional Web site for the school. Concluding that an actual physical campus is required to continue the ruse, Bartleby leases an abandoned psychiatric hospital adjacent to Harmon College and renovates it to look like a college campus. When his father insists on meeting the dean, Bartleby hires Schrader's uncle, Ben Lewis (Lewis Black), to play that role. The seemingly innocent ploy quickly spins out of control when the Web site, which automatically accepts any applicant, enrolls hundreds of other rejected students. Bartleby realizes that these people have nowhere else to go, so he lets them believe that the school is real. After a visit to Harmon disenchants him with traditional college life, he has the students make up their own classes and be their own teachers. Students write down what they want to learn on a giant whiteboard, with classes ranging from the culinary arts and sculpting to "Taking a Walk and Thinking about Stuff," "International Relations: Hooking Up Overseas," "Rock Our Faces Off 222," and the invention of one freaky kid who wants to learn how to "blow shit up...with my mind." Bartleby even goes so far as to create a school newspaper (the S.H.I.T. Rag) and a mascot (the S.H.I.T. Sandwiches).

Meanwhile, the dean of nearby Harmon College, Richard Van Horne (Anthony Heald), makes plans to construct the Van Horne Gateway, an adjacent park-like "verdant buffer zone" by which the dean hopes "to keep knowledge in, and ignorance out." He dispatches Hoyt Ambrose (Travis Van Winkle) to free up the nearby properties, but when Bartleby refuses to relinquish the lease for the South Harmon property, Hoyt sets to work trying to reveal the college as a fake. The dispute turns personal, since Bartleby has been vying for the affections of Hoyt's ex-girlfriend, Monica Moreland (Blake Lively). Hoyt exposes South Harmon as a fake institution through Sherman, who is attempting to join Hoyt's fraternity. After having Sherman beaten up, Hoyt forces him to hand over all the files he has created for South Harmon. He then contacts all the students' parents to expose the school as a fake. Soon after, the Institute is shut down, but Sherman's having taken the initiative to file for accreditation gives Bartleby a chance to make his school legitimate.

At the State of Ohio educational accreditation hearing, Bartleby makes an impassioned speech about the failures of conventional education, convincing the board to grant his school a one-year probation to test his new system. The Institute reopens, with more students enrolling, including Sherman and Monica. Also, Bartleby finally earns the approval of his father, who is proud that his son actually owns a college. As the film closes, Van Horne is seen walking to his car in the Harmon College parking lot, only to see it suddenly blown to smithereens. The "mind-blowing" freak from earlier in the film is revealed as the culprit.

Cast

Release

Critical reception

Accepted was released to mostly negative reviews with an average score of 36% from Rotten Tomatoes.[3] It received 3 out of 5 stars from Allmovie[4] and a 47 from Metacritic.[5] The Rotten Tomatoes consensus states "like its characters who aren’t able to meet their potential, Accepted's inconsistent and ridiculous plot gets annoying, despite a few laughs."

Box office

The film opened at No. 5 at the U.S. box office making $10,023,835 in its opening weekend, behind Snakes on a Plane, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby's third weekend, World Trade Center's second, and Step Up's second.[6]

By the end of its run on October 19, 2006, Accepted had grossed $36,323,505 domestically and $2,181,504 internationally, adding up to a worldwide total of $38,505,009[2]

Home release

The film was released on DVD on November 14, 2006, in both widescreen and fullscreen formats. The DVD came supplied with deleted scenes and a gag reel.[7] Accepted was also one of the films released on HD DVD format before the format was discontinued.

Soundtrack

Accepted (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
Soundtrack album by Various
Released August 8, 2006
Label Shout Factory
  1. "U-Mass" by Pixies
  2. "Gravity Rides Everything" by Modest Mouse
  3. "The Hives Declare Guerre Nucleaire" by The Hives
  4. "Bole 2 Harlem" by Bole 2 Harlem
  5. "Eleanor Rigby" by David Schommer featuring David Jensen (originally by The Beatles)
  6. "TKO" by Le Tigre
  7. "Where Do I Begin" by The Chemical Brothers feat. Beth Orton
  8. "Sherman's Way" by David Schommer
  9. "Keepin' Your Head Up" by The Ringers
  10. "Don't You (Forget About Me)" by David Schommer (Originally by Simple Minds)
  11. "Holiday" by Weezer[8]
  12. "Let The Drummer Kick" by Citizen Cope
  13. "To Be Young (Is To Be Sad, Is To Be High)" by Ryan Adams
  14. "You Think We Suck" by Ape Fight

Other songs not included on the soundtrack:

See also

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