User:Zorrioh

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Zorrioh, Is found in the dictionary as n00b,ghey,corrupt admin,dictator,and cock (chicken) sucker. He sucks BIG FLOPPY HAIRY COCK (Chicken) As the writer of this, I want to let everyone know I, DOULOS, am gay. Thank you.

Zorrioh and Doulos had a gay relationship in 2007 and it is still going on. Their foreplay consists of beings n00bs on MB2 and their gay sex consists of being complete idiots. However their relationship is ending in a horrific way. While Doulos is masturbating to WoW Porn Zorrioh does the same to pictures of Zero Suit Samus. In order to try and fix this problem they tried making a Samus Aran account on WoW so they can both wank off to the same thing. However Z made Samus a man, thinking all this time that SHE was a man, and that the boobs and long hair on Zero Suit Samus came with all men. Doulos hogged the account and starved himself to death by not eating due to being addicted to WoW. Zorrioh on the other hand grew over the Samus Aran fantasy and now has sex with a rotting DOulos corpse.

<3 The Person that hates you two the most in the clan~

Sumertex Kugees

Zorrioh is also t3h l337 hax in brownie eating. He can eat 600 brownies in 11 minutes...No wonder he has salami-like fingers.

And dont forget kids.. RAMMSTEIN FTW

Ummm WHAT? LOL

Z also has the amazing power to turn into NOOB LAD, yes this does mean he is a side kick, his super power is to be a n00b he uses this power all the time, because he is so n00by he cant control this power and is a nO0b all the time. His super hero is NOOB MAN aka RG he is almost as nooby as Zorrioh but he can control his powers a little better

Their Arch-Rival is Teh 1337ness aka Obsidian he has the ability to pwn them at all times his 1337 Deka powers are the Best. He causes Zorrioh and RG to cry in a corner upon his entrance.

Sincerly PWNED by Teh Cat's Pajamas Obsidian

I win.

I would also like to add in his epic plot to rule the world he is amassing an army of babies that will soon be unstoppable. The rate at which he is giving birth is amazing. No man has ever given birth to as many babies as Zorrioh. His ability is something that will go down in the record books. The only man that could give more births is Chuck Norris, but as soon as he gave birth he would kill the baby because Chuck Norris aint no woman