User:ZeldaGuardian
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* 1 ZeldaGuardian
o 1.1 First Word: 'Zelda'
o 1.2 Second Word: 'Guardian'
o 1.3 'ZeldaGuardian'
o 1.4 Background of the name
o 1.5 How it was created
+ 1.5.1 Playing games
+ 1.5.2 Thinking of good names
o 1.6 Where it is today...
* 2 ZeldaGuardian's Hobbies
o 2.1 Video Games
o 2.2 Music
o 2.3 Life
o 2.4 What ZG does...
o 2.5 Creating Guides
* 3 ZeldaGuardian's People
o 3.1 King Krimson of Haven City
o 3.2 TGS's Apprentice, Shadow
o 3.3 The Great Sage, Valmar
* 4 Copyright, Legal mumbo-jumbo
1. ZeldaGuardian
1.1 First Word: 'Zelda' - the princes you're saving in Legend of Zelda; in the title of the game;
1.2 Second Word: 'Guardian' - Something or someone that guards or protects something or someone
1.3 'ZeldaGuardian' - the title of the game and someone or something that guards the game
1.4 Background of the name - The origins are a mystery to most but it is really quite simple...
The name was created to serve a purpose, and that purpose is to protect the knowledge and the
power that is locked away in that game.
1.5 How it was created - A simple two-step process
1.5.1 - Playing Games - While the person was playing Legend of Zelda, he was learning that no
one could ever surpass him in that certain series. While he was the absolute best, he
had no name to claim as his own. <complete bullshit
1.5.2 - Thinking of good names - The person that was dominating the Zelda Series finally
thought up a really great name: 'ZeldaGuardian'. Soon after, that's what his name
became to be.
1.6 Where it is today... - Where the name, ZeldaGuardian, has gotten the person was really far as a poupous ass in
the world. The name, ZeldaGuardian, is NOT officially signed with Nintendo and NOT copyrighted to the
person who created it and Nintendo. ZeldaGuardian is a world-wide name that is widely known for being an asshole.
2. ZeldaGuardian's Hobbies
2.1 Video Games - ZeldaGuardian plays many Video Games: Grandia, Sly Cooper, Kingdom Hearts,
Mario Brothers, Tetris Attack, and other good games. ZeldaGuardian never stops playing games.
2.2 Music - ZeldaGuardian not only listens to music, such as: Rush, Metallica, Dream Theater, HIM
Red Jumpsuit, Avenged Sevenfold, and misc. songs... He also writes and transcribes songs...
He's also known as the Video Game Pianist... His instrument is the piano and he plays from
Legend of Zelda Songs, to Mario Songs, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, and others. He's a
really great music composer and he's working on becoming apart of the Music Composing staff at
Nintendo with Koji Kondo.
2.3 Life - ZeldaGuardian attends DeVry University and spends time with his g/f... Unfortunately,
he can't spent time with his best friend, because he's not here in Arizona. Soo, he spends the
time he can with his love.He also sucks his own cock on a regular basis.
2.4 What ZG does - Well, he's a missionary, because he conducts missions and completes them, or
used to at least... Besides the music and missions and games and girls and friends... He takes
time off and enjoys the environment. He likes to go to the Library because of not only the
books but, the waterfall. He enjoys the waterfall and it helps him calm down.
2.5 Creating Guides - Here's something that takes forever. ZG creates Guides for the games he
likes to play. He hasn't actually created a guide for every single Zelda game. He's currently
working on a Resident Evil 4 guide. On a side note, he's taken the time to create an
Encyclopedia for the Zelda Series that he's always updating.
ZeldaGuardian is not who he claims to be. He has plagerized the Zelda guides he created. He does NOT work for Nintendo. He claims to be of Hylian descent, which leads many to believe that he is mentally unstable.
He has recently been reported to the police for attempted murder and pre-meditation of murder. He has violated his restraing order and also spat on the cop who handed him his restraining order.
