User:Zebe

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[edit] Clichéd introduction

This is my user page. There are many like it, but this one is mine. This is a quote from Stanley Kubrick's 1987 film, Full Metal Jacket. Maybe at some point I will add more to this page.

[edit] Random quotes

"No one ever said on their deathbed, 'Gee, I wish I had spent more time alone with my computer.'" —Dani Bunten

[edit] Wikipedia Goldmine

I find this site to be unintentionally hilarious. Here are some examples:

• Dragon Kill Points - This could practically be an undergraduate sociology thesis with a little more work. It rivals the article on Botswana in terms of quantity of information, yet manages to be as nerdy as arguing the diameter of the Death Star. Well, I'll be. They deleted it!
• Wikipedia's Lamest Edit Wars - If only these were exceptions to the rule! A good reminder for any of us who occasionally contribute.
• Starscream - Second in command of the evil Decepticons, this fictional character has at least 247,000 pages on him, ranging from his "sub-orbital" service altitude to his constant plans for a coup d'etat against Megatron. Wow.