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[edit] ZASH

In the year 2004 around April A man only know as ZASH proclaimed himself “Lord Supreme Highruller of the world”. Only thing that anyone knows about him is that he is writing his decrees in witch he will announce at an unknown time.

[edit] Birth of Awesomeness

Around 1,000,000,000,097 years ago Two thousand stars collapsed into each other and a swirling pool of cosmic power was created. This event killed Billions of worlds and left blackness in spaces spanning for 2,000 galaxies. The power in this pool was unimaginable (seeing how it took 2,000 stars to make) with no intent on what would happen to itself. After 5,000 years of the pool being dormant a comet collided with the cosmic pool and a changed happened.

The pool started tearing at itself until the whole comet was obliterated. But Because of this commit colliding with it; it caused a genetic life form to be born. This Life would be known as father awesome. This life form grew for 100,000 years till it finally gained the power to break free of The Pool. Father awesome then Left the pool In search of the perfect place to spawn its offspring. It had the idea that spawning awesome kin would benefit worlds beyond worlds.

It roamed the galaxies for a few thousand years till final it found a perfect place in the far reaches of space. Here a changed happened, Father awesome let the Power inside him grow until it finally took over his cosmic body (This process took only 500 years). Then the cosmic power that is now the new father awesome started to Create life inside him. This life was known as the first spawn. But this spawn would not be relished for a millennia’s. Many other spawns would be set free before him.

For Billions of years Spawns were set to new worlds. Each spawn would inhabit the body of newly born Life forms making there life more awesome than imaginable. After Billions of years of this Father awesome Grew week with little power being sent to him by his spawns it divided to let the first Spawn be born. This spawn was different than all the others it would not need a host .This spawn took 4,321 years to be born after its birth it was sent to a world far away in hopes that the great evil would not find it.

This planet was called earth. To this planet it was the year 1989 a great year. This new life form was found as an infant child by two mortals they took him in and razed them as their own. They gave him a name but it was not till he was 15 and in a drunken haze fell off the roof of his house that Father Awesome called out to him and told him hill real name and what he would do for the rest of his life he would gain awesomeness till he reached a level that he could travel back to his father and help him regain his power.

His name from now on was known as ZASH and only ZASH. Now this spawn lives his life by one code. That code is to gain Awesomeness so one day he can share the power with His Father and bring back his power. But ZASH must be careful in that he does not stay from his path or the great evil could corrupt him and turn him into a Corrupter of evils.

[edit] The Great Evil

Around the same time as father awesome was created so was a counter entity known as The great Evil. This Evil grew a loathe for father Awesome and will do everything in its power to destroy him and all his kin. This Evil pukes out minions to do his bidding they takes over lifeforms and turns them Into his evil drones and make them send him Evilness to gain more power so that one day he will destroy Father Awesome.