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[edit] ZASH

In the year 2004 around April A man only know as ZASH proclaimed himself “Lord Supreme Highruler of the world”. The only thing that anyone knows about him, is that he is writing his decrees, which he will announce at an unknown time.

[edit] Birth of Awesomeness

Around 1,000,000,000,097 years ago, millions of stars collapsed into each other and a swirling pool of cosmic power was created. This event killed billions of worlds and left blackness in spaces spanning 200,000 galaxies. The power in this pool was unimaginable (seeing how it took millions of stars to make) and had no sense of being. After 5,000 years of the pool being dormant a comet collided with the cosmic pool and a changed happened.

The pool started tearing at itself until the whole comet was obliterated. But Because of this commit colliding with it; it caused a genetic life form to be born. This life would be known as Father Awesome. The life form grew for a millinea until it finally gained the power to break free of The Pool. Father Awesome then left The Pool in order to find the perfect spawning grounds. For it intrinsically knew that without more creatures like him the universe would not be awesome.

It roamed galaxies, realms, planes and shadows for thousands of years. Until one day when it finally found the perfect place in the far reaches of space. Here a changed happened, Father Awesome began to rumble as the power within it took over the cosmic body (This process took only 500 years). Then the cosmic power that is now the new father awesome started to create life inside it. This life was known as the first spawn. But this spawn would not be released for a millennia. Many other spawns would be set free before him.

For Billions of years Spawns were set to new worlds. Each spawn would inhabit the body of newly born Life forms making their lives more awesome than imaginable. After Billions of years, Father awesome grew weak. The spawns simply weren't awesome enough. It divided to let the first Spawn be born. This spawn was different than all the others it would not need a host .This spawn took 4,321 years to be born after its birth it was sent to a world far away in hopes that the great evil would not find it.

This planet was called earth. To this planet it was the year 1989, a great year. This new life form was found as an infant child by two mortals they took him in and razed them as their own. They gave him a name but it was not till he was 15 and in a drunken haze, he fell off the roof of his house and Father Awesome called out to him and told him his real name. He then knew what he would do for the rest of his life; he would gain awesomeness till he reached a level that would restore Father Awesome to it's rightful place.

His name from now on was known as ZASH and only ZASH. Now this spawn lives his life by one code. That code is to gain Awesomeness so one day he can share the power with Father Awesome and bring back the power. But ZASH must be careful in that he does not stray from his path or the Great Evil will corrupt him and turn him into a babbling fool.

[edit] The Great Evil

Around the same time as father awesome was created so was a counter entity known as The great Evil. This Evil grew a loathe for father Awesome and will do everything in its power to destroy him and all his kin. This Evil pukes out minions to do his bidding they takes over lifeforms and turns them into evil drones and make them send him Evilness to gain more power so that one day he will destroy Father Awesome.