User:Zana Dark/CN

<option>There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.</option> <option>Chuck Norris can perform a roundhouse kick with both legs, at the same time.</option> <option>Chuck Norris does not use pick-up lines, he simply says "NOW."</option> <option>Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer and HIV. Too bad he has never cried.</option> <option>There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck Norris.</option> </choose>