User:Youridemybus
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| YRMB | |
 YRMB in 2004
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| Born | YouRideMyBus November 21, 1990 Unknown (Same Hospital as Ralph Nadar) |
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| Died | December 22, 2005 Indiana, USA |
| Cause of death | Testicular, Anus, and Thigh cancer |
| Residence | United States, Cambodia |
| Occupation | Hitman, Politician |
| Title | Mister |
| Salary | Unknown |
| Religious beliefs | Scientology |
| Spouse | Margaret Hilda Thatcher |
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[edit] The Legend That Is...YRMB
[edit] Birth and Creation
On the twenty-first day of the eleventh month in the one-thousand-nine-hundred-and-ninetieth year of our Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth, YRMB was born. The condom had broke approximately nine months earlier. He was born in the same hospital as Ralph Nader. This was the origins of the man that is YRMB.
[edit] The Early Years
As YRMB grew up in the early nineties, he was confronted with many challenges. His father, a radical nazi, and his mother, a flaming lesbian, often fought and it had severe emotional effects on YRMB. By age four he had been put up for adoption, and eventually found a home in The Kingdom of Cambodia. Then, at the age of six, he became involved in the Khmer Rouge. This would be a sign of many things to come.
[edit] Life as a Hitman
As his power in the Khmer Rouge grew, his duties became more extreme and challenging. Then on one fateful day when YRMB was 12, the leader of the Rouge, Bob Saget, gave YRMB an offer he could not refuse. Saget told him that if he went to Russia and assassinated President Boris Nikolayevich Yeltsin, YRMB would become co-leader of the Khmer Rouge. YRMB immediately accepted the offer, and hopped on the Trans-Siberian railway. The day of judgement had arrived. YRMB had Yeltsin in his sites. As the President walked out of Starbucks, YRMB moved behind him with gun in hand. But then, moments before he was to pull the trigger, Yeltsin turned around and amputated his ballsack, then took the gun and ran. As YRMB lay helpless on the pavement, he new that he could no longer live this kind of lifestyle.
[edit] Deportation to the US
After the attempted assassination, Yeltsin deported YRMB to the United States of America. Indiana, specifically. Once he arrived, he decided that he would try to make it in the political world. Unfortunately, he would never have the chance to uptake this dream.
[edit] Death
After Yeltsin had removed his ballsack, YRMB had a artificial ballsack with plastic testicles put on his body. Unfortunately, after just months in the states, a tumour the size of a baseball appeared on both testicles. The cancer immediately spread to his anus and thigh, and the doctors told him he had only minutes to live. Approximately three minutes later, YRMB collapsed dead.
[edit] Legacy
YRMB is still remembered today in music, film, and other areas of popular culture. Almost everything in the artificial ballsack field is more advanced today as a result of his death. Therefore, many people contribute him with the honor of saving the many lives of people with artificial testicles and ballsacks. I think it's fair to say, memories of YRMB and his legacy will never be forgotten.
