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Casey Santangelo

Casey Santangelo was born May 14, 1989, in Freehold, New Jersey. At the age of five, he established his dominance by winning a gold medal in Motocross. Two years later, Santangelo proceeded to assassinate six high ranking members of the KKK. He later went on to take control of a small branch of this organization located in Birmingham, Alabama. Working his way up to the top, he now holds the rank of Top Grand Wizard. Ever since his new role in the KKK community, there have been no lynching of any African Americans. At the age of sixteen, a year after acquiring this rank, he went on to form an organization called FWCTAR. A man known by the name of Martin Luther King Jr. was his inspiration. Fight the White Cause They Aint Right uses its power to establish African Americans rights in the new American society. The use of the word “nigger” was seen as bad due to this organization's work. For two years of his life Santangelo went missing. Some stories are that he went on a mission to Nigeria in order to help cure AIDS with his mind powers. Others say he ventured into Death Valley seeking his true inner self and peace of mind. The most recent news was that he was seen jerking a goat while saying, "Oh baby, oh babay, dat feel good, dat shit feel real real good!." For a short period of his life after returning from where only he knows, he began his training for Worlds Strongest Man competition. Coming in at a staggering two-hundred-twenty pounds, Santangelo was proving his dominance once again at grabbing giant hard balls and putting them on pedestals, after using all his strength to shove them up and in. Presently Santangelo is attending Rutgers University and earning his degree in African American Studies.