User:Xfoulxchickx

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==YADIRA HINOJOSA== is awsome and sexy, but not as awsome and sexy as Alex, she's also a sixteen year old junior at a high school in Alabama or something like that, she also deserves better internet.she thinks alex is a homo The Sexiest Man Alive who likes to google things ^_^ but its ok cuz his name is alex

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[edit] THINGS THAT ARE FUN

FAGE PUCKING (whatever that means)
PHOTOSHOP
HALO IN MY CLASS
SLEEPING
DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW
AND JUST BEING ME!
and Watching Alex do his awsome move where he freezes time and thorws knives YEAH WHATEVER He's so awsome and sexy! ONLY IN HIS DREAMS Reality, and yes, its HIS reality.
Your thingie was messed up so THE WORLD! fixed for you! My God i'm so cool

[edit] THINGS THAT SUCK

COCK BLOCKERS LINDO WHEN ANGRY FRANSICO ALSO WHEN ANGRY GETTING SHOT WITH A SNIPER RIFLE IN THE HEAD BY "TEX" "THE WORLD!" GETTING A GAME SHUT DOWN BY A TEACHER, Not using commas in this section

[edit] FRIENDS ALEX

ALEX IS A DOUCHE FOR CHANGING MY SHIT HAHAHA "THE WORLD" So cool and handsome, he's like the awsomest person on earth, oh, and did i mention he can Freeze Time? NO HE CANT HE JUST SMOKES YES HE CAN! TOO MUCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[edit] YADE's BIZARRE ADVENTURES

Yadeee was walking down tenth street with her... uh... Pancake pet Steeve, when suddenly a big red christmas themed ufo comes and starts throwing death beams everywhere, Yadeee laughs at the poor inocent people getting killed and does nothing to help, cuz she's mean, but that brings up her awsomenes, anyway, then ALEX! comes and yells "THE WORLD" then everything freezes and turns into negative colors, then Alex busts out his mega collection of knives and starts throwing em to the ufo, the knives stop as soon as theyre gonna hit teh ufo, then ALEX! jumps and out of nowhere busts out a STEAM ROLLER! then yells "ROAD ROLLER DA!" and squashes teh ufo over and over again... then he says "Now time... Will flow" and time starts going normal and then knives continue its path, then hit the ufo then EXPLODEZORZ!, then a big sign that says ALEX - WIN comes out, and then Yadeee takes out her electric banjo and everyone starts dancing to the beat of calabria. END

[edit] ALEEEEEEEEEEEX'S WEIRD DAY

THIS ONE TIME IN A STRANGE UNIVERSE OF WEIRDNESS ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX COMES OUT OF NO WHERE WITH THIS CHICKEN GUN(WHY IDK HE JUST DOES)AND LIKE STARTS SHOOTING UP THIS HOUSE AND LIKE I WAS LIKE WTF? HE WAS LIKE THEY HAVE MY W-BOX THEN I WAS LIKE OHH EMM GEE I CANT BELIVE THEY HAVE YOUR W-BOX HE WAS LIKE I KNOW THEN LIKE MY DOG PACO COMES OUT OF NO WHERE AND JUST PLOPS THERE IN FRONT OF US AND THEN WE WERE LIKE THUNDER CATS ARE A GOOOOOO!!! SO LIKE THIS COMPUTER WITH LEGS RUNS UP TO HIM AND IS LIKE SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!! I MISSED YOU BUDDY AND ALEEEEEEEEEEEX WAS LIKE I LEFT YOU FOR MY W-BOX AND LIKE THE COMPUTER WAS LIKE ITS YOUR FAULT I'M A GOOGLE WHORE AND LIKE IDK WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT