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Justin Valenta was born on January 6th 1989 in a cold room in Logansport, IN. He is one very charismatic man with and extensive memory. Justin stated this about his doctor whom pulled him out of his mother. "I remember the doctor to this day he was an a-hole with pearly white gloves and his green suit, at that time i got my first glimpse a a true douche bag"

Justin had a fine upbringing but not everything was "peaches and cream" at the tender age of 8 months old Justin was dropped on his head and that had caused a reported skull fracture, at the age of 3 Justin proved Superman wrong by jumping off the stairs in his Logansport home to see if flying was possible, this resulted in stitches to his lip, which were pulled out later that night because of a dum dum lolli-pop given by some retard nurse. At the age of 4 Justin was in an argument with his sister and wanted to go and tell his mommy his sister was being a lame ass. When he stepped into the road a crazed man flew around the corner in some haggard ass car from the 80's and the door handle caught above his right eye on the brow and tore the skin causing stitches and a slight scar. At the age of 6 Justin started kindergarten and was riding horses one weekend becuase he was an aspiring cowpoke, his father had told him not to kick the horse in the ribs but 6 year olds dont know anatomy and Justin sure enough kicked the horse. The crazy horse took off sending Justin on a horseride from hell, the horse was running, and gaining speed, while the crazed horse was running like a bat out of hell, the saddle started to slip and Justin was heading towards a barbed wire fence, sure enough Justin lost his balance and landed on the fence causing the little tyke to scream like a school boy bitch. This mishap caused two scars on his left arm and a tiny peice taken out of his ear. At the age of 13 Justin had another unfortunate event he simply shut his thumb in a van door.

Justin school life was pretty easygoing, except in 2nd grade he was caught pooping in the tunnel slide,no further information was given. He learned in his high school years he wanted to be an artist, and make money..he is still chasing this dream.

Justins looks have changed over the years. Starting with pajamas featuring the lovable, cuddly dinosaur barney, to cowboy shirts and wranglers, to some haggard undesribable clothing, to his set look now featuring jeans, a band tee or polo or hoodie and a gangster tat but it doesnt end there he has 3 tattoos including a gnarly skull, 5 stars, and a stick pirate fliying a green kite.