User:Wolfdog

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Wolfdog
en-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.
US This user uses American English.
This user likes alternative rock including some pop-punk and also some classic hard rock.
mankind This user supports the use of gender-neutral language.
Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.


This user believes in the separation of church and state.
This user is a minarchist, believer in egalitarianism, and supporter of individual freedom.
This user enjoys reading science-fiction/fantasy novels.
This user is a fan of 24, the TV series.
d'oh This user is a fan of The Simpsons.

This user is not afraid of being wrong (and certainly must be in at least some of his opinions).


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[edit] The Complete* Autobiography

Wolfdog is just your average Wikipedian from Stamford, CT, USA. He lived there when he was yonger and resides there today. He knows more than some, but certainly less than others. He is not omniscient and is at least 99-100% human. He enjoys sunrises and loves writing (however he finds it hard to pay attention to the paper when watching a sunrise and hard to watch a sunrise while simultaneously attempting to write and, therefore, has decided upon cutting a hole through the paper so he can watch the sunrise through it). He speaks English very, very well (or at least better than people who haven't spoken it their whole lives as he indeed has) and is very determined to become fluent in Spanish at some point in his life. (He doubts he has the patience to learn Mandarin Chinese, however popular it may be.) He is not thinking about plans to die for a long time, although assumes he will at some point in his life (and if not in his life, then when else?), but when he does, this biography will probably be completed (or at least will no longer be written in any case). The following quotes his words exactly [citation needed] (see here), "Thank you for visiting my user page and please feel free and fearless to leave me a comment, question, or other message by clicking the blue letters, no not those...a little farther down...yes, these ones! There you go!"

It is often stated (and still the core of some controversy) that Wolfdog had famously created and written the well-known quote, "I did not write this", however this was later proven incorrect as he apparently did not write this quote at all. Sometime later however, when questioned about the enigmatic quotation, he verbally declared, "I did not write that", which confirmed that he had never written "I did not write this", although he has written everything else on this page except for some confusion which arises if he ever wrote "this" (by clicking on this link you will learn about Wolfdog's personal beliefs towards what he considers to be "this" and what he considers to be "that", which may perhaps clear up some confusion).

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*The above biography has not been confirmed as either accurate or complete in any way.