User:Witch-King

COTSG

This user is a member of the Church of the SubGenius.

This user is interested in Paganism.

This user believes that Santa
is a misspelling of Satan.

This user enjoys sex.

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

This user often prays for more sex

This user enjoys visiting heaven frequently, but has reserved a place of honor in Hell -- just in case.

Male shaman are tied up to witness the incoming tide. Praise Jesus, or else...

The tide is coming; non-Christians will be silenced.