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Grammar
they |
This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage. |
to / too
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This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. |
their / there / they’re |
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling! |
your/ you’re |
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help. |
. The |
This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. |
its/it’s |
It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. |
"…" |
This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones. |
ANAL 4 |
This user advocates good grammar usage. |
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Internet
AIM-Able |
This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever. Well, sarcastically sometimes. But that's it. Really. lulz. |
G |
This user uses Google as a primary search engine. |
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Food
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This user enjoys his/her egg with the sunny side up. |
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This user takes his/her coffee with 3 creams and 5 sugars. |
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Games
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This user enjoys playing chess. |
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This user is a Go player. |
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Fandoms
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This user enjoys reading anything. |
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This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys. |
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This user enjoys reading poetry. |
fan-3 |
This user wholeheartedly believes that House is the greatest television program in the history of the world and parts beyond. |
M.D. |
This user watches House. |
H |
This user is addicted to Vicodin. |
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[edit] A Wise Old Owl
A wise old owl lived in an oak
The more he saw the less he spoke
The less he spoke the more he heard.
Why can't we all be like that wise old bird?
[edit] Who am I?
I am a girl, a Chinese-American, a Canadian citizen, a permanent resident of America, a student, a 10th grader, a lover of books, a reader, someone who reads, a pencil-twirler, a procrastinator, a picture hoarder, a money-hoarder, a liar, a thief, a moral busy-body, a nosy blabber, a black-eyed, black-haired Asian (and proud of it!), an Honors student, an International Baccalaureate, an Agnostic, an atheist, a Christian, a studier of religions, a studier of myths, a studier of legends, a maker of stories, a day-dreamer, a fanfiction reader, a fanfiction writer, a Harry Potter fan, a manga otaku, a Death Note supporter, a Hikaru no Go fanatic, a Detective Conan follower, a lover of detective stories, a person who's crazy about Sherlock Holmes, a person that still can't remember what happened in the Case of the Blue Diamond, a lazy person that's too lazy to go look it up, a person that supports Arsene Lupin only secretly, a genius-wannabe, a failure, a Go player, a chess player, a person that can't get how to play backgammon, an honest person that can't lie to save face, a person with their foot in their mouth, a debater, an argumentative person, a person who hates yelling, a person that loves shouting, a swimmer, a mini-golfer, a skier, a slacker, a gardener, a trier of patience, a killer of patience, a person with no patience.