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Eva Longoria, Angelina Jolie, Tyra Banks, and Heidi Klum are considered some of the most gorgeous women in the world, but none compare to Lauren Green. Lauren is a smokin hottie that is the most ballin' person you could ever meet. Is she a woman or a goddess? This is a question for the ages. You may ask yourself, how could anyone be so gorgeous? Well, the answer may lie in her family tree. Lauren Green is the daughter of an angel and the daughter of the god of thunder and lightening, Zeus. From her mother, Lauren gets her kindess, beauty, and positive outlook on life. From Zeus, her father, Lauren gets her fiery temper, super human strength, wisdom, and the unquenchable thirst for power. Due to her temper and strength, it is insane to get on Lauren's bad side. The last person who crossed ways with Ms. Green is a crippled begger on the streets of downtown Macon. To be in Lauren's favor can only be described as a blessing from the gods; to be on Lauren's bad side is a curse from Hades. Heed this warning: Lauren Green seduces you with her beauty and then enslaves you; do not look directly into her eyes or she will steal your soul!

Attributes: Hair Color: a seductive chesnut mahagony mixture Eye Color: a sensual blue as deep as the ocean Skills: bringing sexy back (a tomcat in the sack) Weaknesses: Austin Koaster's glares and presumptuous questions Clothing: optional (personal philosophy) Weight: perfect Height: perfect Bust-size: glorious Hobbies: seducing and enslaving men